"Seeking" 2011 College Entrance Examination "O" score composition! ! ! ! ! ! Is there any?

1. 2011 College Entrance Examination Zero Score Essay Shandong: "Walking"

"Brother, are you having fun?!"

"How much is it?"

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"200"

"Cheaper?"

"150 for the night, is this the old rule?"

"Okay, let's go!"

2. The 2011 National Volume 1 zero-point essay: "Looking forward to growing up"

I look forward to growing up, just as I long to be cared for.

I look forward to growing up, becoming a city manager when I grow up, and getting rid of the halo under the shadow of the dog-sun dynasty. I know the hawker will run away when he sees me, but at least I will chase him very slowly.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a real estate owner when I grow up. That way my dad wouldn't have to work so hard to get a meager salary and pay off that *** house loan every month.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a chef when I grow up. I don’t make noodles with carcinogenic chromatin, and I don’t make money by using gutter oil to corrode my heart.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a driver when I grow up. Refuse to drink and drive, never drink, abide by the rules, and will never kill the injured aunt in a car accident.

I look forward to growing up and will do engineering design when I grow up. There is no such thing as the famous Three Gorges No. 1, just because the people are no longer forced to move away from home, but they still endure the invasion of drought and floods.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a public safety expert in Baoding North District when I grow up. ***Li Gang asked you to torture him again and let your son drive Mi Mi in Heda.

I look forward to growing up and becoming a doctor when I grow up. Whoever gave me a red envelope forgot the scalpel in his body.

I look forward to growing up and driving a subway when I grow up. There are special seats for migrant workers to sit and rest. If any Beijinger dares to sit down, he must kowtow and call himself "Master".

I look forward to growing up and becoming a director. The unwritten rule is to let her go to Japan to develop, and a magnitude 9 earthquake will retaliate against you, bitch.

I look forward to growing up and studying abroad in Brazil when I grow up. Get rid of this paradise, buy a hundred square meters of land for 3,000 yuan, and look at the regulation of housing prices in China with a smile and confusion.

In the college entrance examination room, we are just "expected to grow". Only Tianchao brand milk powder and Zhongguo brand milk expect us to grow and mature one by one. But people are looking forward to and growing after all. What we look forward to is wages, status, and the healthy growth of the next generation, not the skyrocketing prices of your mother's goods and housing prices.

Three years ago, I was really looking forward to growing up. Now that I have grown up, I am looking forward to death!

3. 2011 Anhui College Entrance Examination Essay Topic: Time is Passing

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The time has passed and it’s time to hand in the paper

As soon as you open and close your eyes, an exam has passed. As soon as you close your eyes, a lifetime will pass by, howling.

The teacher just turns a blind eye and gets the score. The teacher opened his eyes wide and howled without closing his eyes.

4. Shanghai: "Whispers with Nature"

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David: It's passable!

Chekhov: I can’t make it!

David: That’s passable! !

Chekhov: I can’t make it! !

David: That’s passable! ! !

Chekhov: I can’t make it! ! !

David: That’s passable! ! ! !

Chekhov: I can’t make it! ! ! !

David: That’s passable! ! ! ! !

Chekhov: I can’t make it! ! ! ! !

Me: You two argue, as long as I can pass the college entrance examination...

6. 2011 Hunan Provincial College Entrance Examination Zero Score Essay: "You Are Here"

Looking forward to it, looking forward to it, the documents are coming and the salary increase is approaching. Everything looked like he had just woken up, and Xinxinran opened his eyes. Prices have gone up, house prices have gone up, and workers' wages are going to go up, and everyone is cheering happily. The standards quietly leaked out of the officials' mouths, tender and green. On the Internet and on TV, you can see a stack full of banknotes. Regarding personnel, education, and finance, if you don't let me, I won't let you, they all shout in unison to rush. The standards that are too high are scary, the standards that are too low are scary, and the standards that are not accurate are even scarier.

There is always a bit of fishiness in our words. When we close our eyes, we seem to be the happiest, richest, and most awesome people in China! Thousands of workers were buzzing, and elites big and small were quarreling. The standards for salary increases are everywhere: this way, that way, scattered all over the country, like eyes, like stars, and blinking...

"The salary is not lower than that of civil servants", that's good. Like a mother's hand caressing you. The words brought an aura of kindness and love, mixed with the smell of orange juice, and various gossips, all brewing in the slightly moist air. The workers put their hopes in the hundred-dollar bills and became happy. They showed off their clear throats and sang melodious songs to their friends, struggling with the soaring prices. The whistle on the bicycle was also ringing loudly all day long.

Documents are the least useful, they change two or three times a day. Don't be upset. Look, a little deduction for this, a little deduction for that, a little tax, they are all lined up densely, and there is a layer of thick smoke all over the payslip. But the civil servants are so fat that they are so fat, and the hawkers are so rich that your eyes will be red. After a while, it was cashed in, and a few scattered coins set off a depressed and irritable night. In the disease control and prevention courtyards and offices, there are people walking slowly and listlessly, and there are migrant workers on the construction site, wearing straw hats and hats. Their moods were sparse and silent in the rain.

The salary increase controversy has not subsided yet, and more people are coming to see the doctor. In the city and in the countryside, adults, children, men and women, all like scoundrels, came out one by one. Feel comfortable and depressed, cheer up and feel lonely, each doing his or her own thing. "Everything is just a cloud." Life can still be passed, patients can still be saved, and the only thing left is hope.

Salary is like a big pie on paper, empty from head to toe, it is deceiving.

The price increase is like a little girl, gorgeous, smiling and walking.

7. 2011 Guangdong College Entrance Examination Zero Score Essay: Back to the Origin

If there is an origin, what does it consist of? What was before the origin? If there is no origin, how can we get back to the origin?

Who can tell me what the origin means? If you and I just circulate in the universe, turning into butterflies, white clouds, running water, and stones, why should we care about the joys and sorrows of this life.

The girl in the next class is getting more and more beautiful. I wonder which university she will go to. The girl in our class got a new boyfriend after falling out of love. Beautiful girls on campus, what is their original origin?

If the origin is just one place, then what kind of place is the origin of mankind? The weather in June is really sultry. I was in the classroom and smelled the fragrance of hair. The girl sitting in front had long hair and a shawl. She is answering the questions seriously. Is she looking forward to getting admitted to a certain university and meeting a beautiful love? Her top is translucent. Why do girls have to wear clothes when their bodies are so beautiful?

At this time, the sun was shining brightly outside the window, and the ancients said: What I took was not the college entrance examination, but loneliness. What a sincere statement! The college entrance examination is here, the principal delivers an important speech, teachers are sensational, parents are excited, and students cry. At this time of year, the campus sky is filled with admission tickets. The earth was silent, and no one could sing the saddest elegy.

In this era of half-life pursuit of fame, the college entrance examination has become a sacrifice of youth.

If you want to exchange intoxication for sadness, don’t break your heart by singing clear songs.

Well, quoting ancient poems in college entrance examination essays is worth extra points.

My dear girl, whose daughter are you? At this moment, where in the world are you, are you also filled with all kinds of sadness? I don’t know when I will meet you, I don’t know why I exist like this, I don’t know what the origin of life is, and I don’t know what the end point of life is.

When you and I meet in this time and space where the moon is no longer bright, if I don’t have money at that time, will you marry me?

Why should I reject mediocrity?

Because I live a green life!

Why do I live a green life?

Because this is my taste in fashion!

Why should I taste fashion?

Because I am a curious child!

Why am I curious?

Because I once missed the sky!

Why do I miss the sky?

Because I have the calmness of mountains and the agility of water... ==

Mediocre milk will not contain melamine, mediocre drinks will not contain plasticizers, mediocrity The dam won't be able to withstand even a minor drought. A mediocre country will not let its people live without hope. The common people, like ants and maggots, may only long for a mediocre and comfortable life, but even this desire cannot be satisfied by the big bosses. May I ask, teacher, is “being rejected” mediocrity considered another way of rejecting mediocrity? The class stereotypes in current society have reached a chilling level. Vested interests are doing everything they can to deprive ordinary people of their right to progress. The possibility of entering a class that does not belong to you is almost zero. From the frequent suicides of teachers in major universities due to unfair treatment, we can see how serious class consolidation is in China today. From the suicides of farmers in Shandong and Henan due to the plummeting vegetable prices, we can even see that society not only does not give you the right to make progress, but also The rights of mediocrity must also be deprived. Therefore, dear teacher, this topic is meaningless today.

Because, even if I want to be a mediocre and comfortable ordinary citizen, there will be drug dealers who will cut me off. Even if I don’t want to reject mediocrity, the urban management and demolition teams will help me reject mediocrity.

8. Guangdong: "Back to the Origin"

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10. Sichuan College Entrance Examination Essay title: "There is always an expectation"

The essay with zero score in the college entrance examination: "There is always an expectation------I want to find a wife"! A classic that will leave you speechless!

The car longs for the road, the flowers and grass long for the rain, the soul longs for salvation, the heart longs for a destination, and I desperately long for a wife.

The public searched for her thousands of times, and after stepping on the ground, I suddenly looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies.

It is said that men will not shed tears, but this is definitely not to the point of sadness.

Who knows how many times tears have blurred the windows of my soul?

Besides, we are all just a drop in the ocean, why can’t I land on the shore of love? Can you only eat dry vinegar one bite at a time?

Life is short, how could I just waste it away in silence?

In order to find a destination for myself as soon as possible, I am determined to do my best by any means necessary.

Error, error. This thought eventually became my inevitable fate.

I didn’t expect that in my momentary panic, I would stage such a tragic scene.

It was because I was desperate and seduced a married woman. Who knew that the crime was exposed and he was caught red-handed.

I only regret that I don’t know martial arts and couldn’t kill the blood. He was helplessly at the mercy of others and was brutally retaliated against.

They were so angry that they fought without hesitation. The knives go back and forth in circles, and the bricks greet each other frequently.

My whole body was bleeding profusely, and my legs were twitching. One wrong, sinful step and he almost died in peace.

KB, KB. I'm so glad I still managed to save my life.

That disaster, which I directed and acted in, gave me deep feelings.

The past events are vivid in my mind, and I am tracing them one by one now.

After experiencing painful struggles, the consciousness finally rose to an unprecedented height.

When asked what love is in the world, I have a profound understanding.

It seems that you really shouldn’t be too blind when it comes to emotional matters.

What’s yours can’t stop you, and what’s not yours can’t be kept.

No matter how good someone else’s girlfriend is, you can’t get in touch easily.

As the saying goes, if the skin is gone, the hair will be there. If I get over, where can I find my good wife?

Not to mention that life is short and there are still many things worth cherishing and caring for.

Although the aura of love is dazzling, it is not everything in life after all.

Writing this, it seems that there are not enough words. Then allow me to make some more arrangements.

After talking and talking, my heart can’t stop showing up.

Everyone has a show on Chinese Valentine's Day, and I, a single person, will be in pain.

Oh no! The exam is almost over, and there are still countless questions in the test paper. I can't sit still.

With a final summary, the composition stops here.

When asked what love is in the world, the Bible says: waste

11. 2011 Hubei College Entrance Examination essay topic: Old books

I went to school with a sack of money, and exchanged A sack of books; after graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn’t afford a sack!

12. Zhejiang Volume: Imitation: "When the trees are there, the leaves go away; when the leaves are there, the flowers go away; when the flowers are there, the fragrance goes away; when the fragrance remains, those who smell it go away."

If you are here, I will go; if I am, she will go; if she is here, you will go; if you are here, I will go!

13. If you advance money to buy a lottery ticket that wins a grand prize of 5 million yuan. In your hands, what do you do?

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I admit, my balls ached when I saw this topic. Is this possible? Damn it, I buy lottery tickets almost every day, it costs two yuan a day, and I have to eat two less pieces of bread for breakfast every day, is that okay? ! ! I bought it like this for three consecutive years, three years in high school! Is there any! ! ! The maximum winning prize is only ten yuan, holy shit! After all, there are more than 1,000 days in the three years of high school. Excluding holidays, there are probably more than 800 days. That’s more than 1,600 yuan, is it really worth it? ! ! Damn, they all gave me five or ten yuan, and I didn’t even get my money back! Is there any! ! ! I don’t know what that person said to me: “Brother Xinchun, win five million.”

Damn it, it’s useless for me to believe in any brother now. Today is the college entrance examination. Before the exam, I even bought a lottery ticket. For the last lottery ticket in my life, as long as I win five million, I will believe in any brother. ! Are you angry or not? I got a question about lottery tickets today. Can I not be angry? Damn it (I talk too much, don’t take offense to the marking teacher)! Calm down your mood temporarily, wow! I didn’t expect that I could write so many words. When I usually take mock exams, I can only write two to three hundred words at most.

Oops! I seem to be off topic. The marking teacher doesn’t know whether you buy lottery tickets or not, but I am a loyal lottery fan! Only lottery fans can understand the bitterness and bitterness. Nani! Now I understand the question clearly, "What if you advance money to buy a lottery ticket and win a 5 million yuan jackpot?" Wow, wow, wow! No, holy shit, if I really get hit, I, I, I... I don’t know what to do! ! ! Let me calm down first and let me think about what to do? First of all, you need to know, what is the concept of five million? Ten thousand Red Bulls! OMG! I can do a lot of things. I can buy the legendary Lamborghini. Shenma iphone4, ipad2, HTC. I don’t even care about them, Nike and Adidas don’t wear them. Five million, I can do whatever I want. I am only 18 years old now. If I spend 100,000 yuan a year, I can spend it until I am 58 years old!

Wait! What I want to ask is the teacher who asked the question, did you make a mistake? Isn’t this question embarrassing for us high school students? Taking five million to challenge our integrity is no longer a simple issue of integrity. Do you want to tell the truth or lie? Faced with such a huge **, I think 99 out of 100 people will choose to eat alone. It's not as hypocritical as the above survey. Today's society is so realistic that everything is free. With five million, you don't have to collect money in this life. Raising this problem is to encourage students to be greedy for profit. If I win, I will definitely eat it by myself. Anyway, I paid for it myself. I will just return the funds. I'm just being selfish, five million is mine. We study so hard and then take the college entrance examination, not just to enter a good university and then find a good job. To put it bluntly, everything is for money. All ideals and dreams are just for free. ! It's all a desire, and these are all linked to money. If I am selfish, I can help my parents buy a better house, save half my life of struggle, and lead a worry-free life. You can donate part of it to children in disaster areas so that they can live a better life. In short, five million can do many, many things, and I would rather bear the charge of lack of integrity. I just told the truth. Teachers often teach us to be truth-tellers.

There is only one minute left. Sorry, even though I just wrote down the multiple-choice questions and wrote the essay, I still haven’t finished the discussion this time. I think maybe after the exam, I will be popular too. This article will also be published. Here, on behalf of myself, my parents, my parents’ parents, and the millions of children who are struggling, I would like to thank the question-writing team, the invigilator, and CCTV , thanks to the party and government, and thanks to thousands of people for their training and support. The grassroots people must have worked hard and exerted their best efforts in history to write this essay and send it to participate in the Nobel Prize in the future to contribute to my motherland. Moreover, I promise not to change my nationality or immigrate, and to stick to the revolutionary position for the rest of my life. Die unswervingly, would rather die than surrender, even if you die, you will have no regrets.

14. Back to the starting point

Nah! You insidious question makers, do you treat a repeater like me like this? Last year, I thought that the "College Entrance Examination with You" was over. Just because the examiner was like a "Seal Special Forces" who killed Uncle Bin Laden in seconds and killed my article "Being a Neighbor with You". Go to the starting point of the college entrance examination and take the college entrance examination like a cloud. What the hell is going on?

Shenma is the "origin"? It is better to listen to Lao Tzu say "Tao" than to listen to "I" say: The poem goes -

Sudan red, Diaobai, formalin, clenbuterol.

Gutter oil, dichlorvos, rootless bean sprouts, malachite green.

Poisonous cucumbers, plasticizers, and industrial salt are all being snapped up.

The hair soy sauce, melamine, and ink potato starch are so exciting.

Why be afraid of big-headed dolls? Chemists are everywhere in China.

Why should we be afraid of Japan’s nuclear leakage? Invulnerable to all poisons is China!

Look, examiner, you have eaten so many good things, your waist is no longer sore and your legs are no longer hurting, and you should pee more vigorously! You can’t go back to where you started, neither can Feng Zhilian, nor can Yao Jiaxin, and it seems like house prices can’t go back to where they started either.

Beyond this, I wonder and worry: China has a large population and great competition. Wanting to join the ranks of the "university-oriented college students" with one college entrance examination is like a thousand troops crossing a single-plank bridge, but The more robot-like candidates are, the easier it is to get in. High school students who love to pursue the truth have difficulty being discovered by universities. Time and time again, our thirst for knowledge is poured cold water on by teachers who are like "grandmothers in the palace" - the reason is: "This knowledge is not tested in the college entrance examination. You should spend more time on college entrance examination questions!"

It’s no wonder that schools that are all about “admission rate” force all the old people who are about “salary and bonus” to force all children who are about “a way out” to become exam machines for “college entrance examination”.

The system has eliminated our corners and edges, making us rigid, ignorant, confused, and mediocre all our lives. Make different people look like birds. We turn a blind eye to social problems and turn a deaf ear to the voices of individuals. Schools train us to be willing to be selfish and become zombies for the sake of a so-called "fame and future."

Grandpa Qian Xuesen, just watch! Even if there are the "talented people" you mentioned in the country, even if they can break through the shackles of the examination system, they still cannot escape the erosion of food poisons. Corruption in officialdom, corruption in academia, strong property prices, poisonous food, and utilitarianism in people's minds. Faced with one despair after another, although I am convinced, I still say that the pear is very big - we the people of the country can't afford to be hurt, and we the people of the country can't go back. The origin...

I know that I wrote things that you don’t like to read, and at this moment I also understand that I can’t go back to the origin when I got the examination paper. But I hope you can give me a zero score, so that my article can be reunited with its companion piece "Near You".

Also, thank you and hope you eat more harmless foods. Let me send you a little poem to the examiner:

Although the proud branch stands at the end of the world, it is no match for the filthy sky thousands of miles away.

The lush green youth is gone, and all the cold branches are stained with tears.

We who have been harmed physically and mentally cannot return to the "original point". But I can still give up the exam, give up the restraints, return to my heart, and return to the starting point.

15. 2011 College Entrance Examination Zero Score Essay: "The Most Beautiful Youth" Exposed

The Most Beautiful Youth

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Even though I was glad that I didn’t have stones in my body,

I still stubbornly believed that it was an accident.

I secretly wrote by luck: Believe in the future!

When going to school costs hundreds of thousands of hard-earned money,

When after a year of hard work you can’t buy a place to put the toilet!

I still stubbornly believe that this is a temporary difficulty,

I wrote in my humble shed: Believe in the future!

When my girlfriend becomes someone else’s mistress,

When I find out that my new girlfriend is a mistress,

I remain stubbornly silent. This is a coincidence,

Write on the desolate wall: Believe in the future!

When a rich second-generation friend drives by in a BMW,

It is better to have a good dad than to learn physics well!

My turbulent heart was a little shaken,

I endured the complaints and wrote: Believe in the future!

On that day, the wealthy men in the world were having fun with beautiful women.

When I found out that one night’s consumption was worth my year’s salary,

I felt extremely angry!

Swallowing tears, I wrote: Believe in the future!

When Foxconn men and women jumped ten times in a row,

When they knew that one jump could be exchanged for 400,000 yuan,

I realized the courage of those people,

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What made them say goodbye to their most beautiful youth!

When the earthquake sinkhole came,

I found that the poor did not panic.

How peaceful the world is at this moment.

At this moment , no more injustice, no more injustice, no more exceptions!

The most beautiful youth,

I left gently,

Just as I came gently,

I waved gently , bid farewell to the beautiful world!

Poisoned milk powder, waste oil, high housing prices,

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I will go to another perfect world,

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Don’t say I’m heartless, in fact it’s all helpless.

Farewell, the most beautiful youth,

From tomorrow on, I will enter another world

From tomorrow on, I will be a happy person

I have a house, facing the sea, with flowers blooming in spring

16. Guangdong Volume Zero Point Essay Topic Composition "Back to the Origin"

Back to the Origin

A candidate from Guangdong

Man follows the earth, the earth follows the sky, heaven follows the Tao, Tao follows nature, and nature follows man. Why? Lao Tzu said: Just return to the starting point.

——"Tao Te Ching"

I made up an inscription at random. Until yesterday, the Chinese teacher was still emphasizing "Crested pig belly and leopard tail". I don't know if this inscription will work. Score 2 more points. . Anyway, I made the point.

Back to this confusing topic, back to the starting point, I thought and thought, how to write it? My Chinese teacher taught me for three years, and in the past three years, he has been very good at blowing water. From Socrates to Dead Poets Society, from Guodian Chu Slips to the founding of the People's Republic of China, he didn't make his nose bleed, but when I was nervous, I forgot how to write a composition. . .

Yes, calm down, that’s what they say in Kung Fu Panda 2. I first need to recognize the situation clearly. This is a topic composition. Yes, you must stick to every word in the topic. You cannot write "I love the origin." It cannot be written as "I love Qu Yuan", even though yesterday was Qu Yuan's Diving Festival. . . "Return" means that we have started from the original point, which means that all efforts are in vain, and the blind man lights the lamp in vain. What does this look like? By the way, I remembered "Let the Bullets Fly". The ending of the revolution is still the same. The people will always be so ignorant. Oh, it's so sad. I can't afford to be hurt. (It's over, 2 points will be deducted. Cross it out later) .

I can’t write about the dark side, no, I want to think about the bright side. . .

Let’s draft three subtitles first. The teacher said that this is the easiest way to get high marks, because the uncles and aunts who graded the papers were too busy and had no time to read the articles. . . .

Back to the starting point - Confessions of a college entrance examination repeater

Poor, last year, today, in this school, Nashasha and Nashasha were in contrast. The principal said that if the red school flower blooms, the whole school will do well in the exam. The principals even went to a very spiritual temple to burn incense, but in the end, I was back to square one. Do I have to keep reading it again? There is a true meaning in it, but I have forgotten to explain it! !

Back to the starting point - a taxi driver’s expectations for oil prices

A few years ago it was prefixed with 6, but these days it is prefixed with 8. When will it be possible? Back to the starting point! ! ! Is there any? Is there any? ! (Write it first, cross it out later) There are still 10 minutes left for the exam. . . I see that sometimes it makes sense to go back to the starting point! !

Back to the starting point - the experience of a post-80s generation after going through hardships in the workplace

Working hard for his wife and children in the workplace, hey, I accidentally offended him with a word Leader, I returned to before liberation overnight, and the white-collar workers born in the 1980s returned to their original point, wanting to cry without tears.

It has not reached the minimum word limit of 800 words. Marking teacher, let me think again.

I have participated in all five reforms of the Guangdong College Entrance Examination in 10 years. Why, as an unlucky kid like me, am I always so unlucky? The cheating Guangdong Provincial Department of Education just likes to go back to the starting point. It is clear that subject !

Sorry, I’ve written enough, haha. Hand in the paper. .

Finally, click on the questions a few more times to be on the safer side. It’s better to go back to the starting point. It’s better to go back to the starting point. It’s better to go back to the starting point! !

I wish the grading teachers good health, success in becoming an outstanding grader in Guangdong Province, and success in getting senior professional titles! ! !