"Chicken", the prophesied god-killing chicken...

Legend has it that little Apollo, the son of the sun god, came to the world... but no one knew where he was.

In a certain school in the human world, there was a student with a red dot between his eyebrows. He called himself Apollo, the son of the sun god. But everyone laughed at him and bullied him.

"Crazy, eat him to death! (Shit)"

"Put him in the chicken coop!"

The chicken coop is near the school cafeteria.

Boom, bang, it’s locked.

The chicken coop was as dark as night, and more importantly, the door could not be opened. The student felt desperate.

A chicken was sleeping peacefully in the chicken coop, and it seemed that human voices disturbed its dream. The human was saying to himself: "It seems that I can only escape by exchanging bodies with this chicken..."

There was a commotion in the chicken coop, and then a light flashed.

The innocent chicken's sleep became more and more chaotic, and memories and thoughts that it had never had before seemed to gradually appear in its brain. Its chicken brain was very confused and felt that the surroundings seemed a little too chaotic. It was very angry and decided to wake up and scream a few times.

It decided to wake up and yell, Ooooh!

So it opened its eyes...

"Oh oh oh -"

"Ha, Li Jiji, you're awake!" The deskmate laughed.

"Have you learned how to crow?" another boy said.

"Let's go to the slow chicken stew!" They grabbed Li Jiji and left.

Slow Chicken Stew is their school’s fast food restaurant.

Along the way, Li Jiji was a little confused. When he walked to the door of the slow chicken stew, he remembered the dream and suddenly realized: "What a fool! I am a chicken!" He was very sad and disappointed! After doing this for a long time, I was once a chicken... Alas!

He left Manji Stew madly. From that moment on, he began to hate the master of this body, and he did not want to be a human being. Being a human being made him tired of it. He wanted to get back into the body of a chicken, chicken for short.

Chicken, chicken... This is an extremely common thing for human beings, but it has become the spiritual harbor that Li Jiji dreams about.

He ran to talk to his most respected math teacher and told him his true life experience.

In the mathematics office, Lao Ha was bowing his head in deep thought. Seeing Li Jiji coming, he listened patiently.

"Ha, aren't you funny? It should be." Old Toad laughed, showing his golden, real teeth.

"It should be" is his mantra. He speaks hundreds of words every day in class.

"I am really a chicken! Please help me get my body back!" Li Jiji is painful and sincere.

"It shouldn't be! You are so talented, so it should be." Lao Ha continued to laugh and narrowed his eyes.

"Believe me, old clam!!!!!!!" Li Jiji's eyes shed crystal tears, lying on the teacher's leather shoes like a chicken.

Lao Ha’s smile slowly faded away. He turned his toad-like face deeply and looked at the endless sky: "Yes, it should be. Seeing your sincerity, it should be, I should tell you the truth that I should tell you... It should be time."

Li Jiji was still surprised. the truth! Time?

What kind of conspiracy is behind my own life experience and this somewhat abnormal school?

"Actually, I am a member of the Titans. Countless years ago, the Titans should have been the real gods, but Zeus should have seized the divine power of the Titans. We It should be that the Titans were exiled to the No. 1 Middle School in Heze City..."

"Sweat..." Li Jiji was dizzy, "So, many people in the No. 1 Middle School should be Titans?"

"It should be," Teacher He stood up and looked at the sky, and continued, "We are looking forward to that day - we should have revenge, it should be."

"Then I ...No...this body used to be..."

"It should be the son of the Sun God," Lao He looked at the red sun. "We locked him in school and used him to blackmail Zeus. It's... It's probably not blackmail, it's probably a prisoner... It's probably because the school is heavily guarded and it's hard to skip school. I didn't expect him to run away with your body, because the security guard has no suspicion about the chicken."

Hearing his own body, Li Jiji was furious: "How can I get my body back and become a chicken?"

"Well... destroying the sun first should be... that is The sun god should be..."

"What about the creatures on earth?"

"Zeus will let little Apollo - the master of your body - come. When the new sun should be. Then find a way to get him to the ground and exchange the body with it. It should be no longer a dream. "

"Thank you, teacher." p>

“Next time if I have a question, I will write the wrong question as it should be in the book.

"

When Li Jiji wanted to ask the teacher how to destroy the sun, he had already walked back to the classroom.

The head teacher's geography teacher was giving a lecture.

"The main components of the sun It's hydrogen and helium, for example... chicken plum! ! What are you thinking! ! Stand up! ! ! ! ! ! "

"..." Li Jiji stood up, and the classmates were all looking at him, especially his handsome classmate.

"What a desertion! ! state! ! Class! ! realm! ! explain! ! What are you thinking! ! "

"Destroy the sun..."

The students laughed instantly.

"Hahaha O(∩_∩)O ha! "

"Haha! "

"It's so funny -"

"That's funny, haha! ! "

...

"..." Only Lao Ban's expression suddenly became solemn, "Come to my office after class! ! "

Office.

"I won't hide it from you! ! "The head teacher said, "Let's use an analogy! ! I have been waiting for you, this class of students, for a long time! ! Another example! ! I've been waiting for you! ! "

"Why..."

"Don't interrupt! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Well, in fact, the Apollo family has always had a tradition of exchanging souls and flesh! ! Little Apollo swapped bodies with you and became a chicken! ! Let’s use an analogy! ! The sun god Apollo actually once exchanged bodies with a bean paste cake..."

"Fuck..."

"Don't use bad words! ! ——So the sun is round! ! "

Li Jiji was dumbfounded.

"...So, if you want to destroy the sun, you can ask the old man who sells bean paste cakes," the head teacher smiled grimly, "Also, study in the evening. I'll check your geographical metaphysics (study case)..."

"Oh..." Depressed.

Canteen.

"You are addicted to eating bean paste cakes "The old man selling bean paste cakes said, "Actually, there is a fatal problem with the bean paste cakes I made - I am the king of bean pastes in the Titans, adousha - that is: that time the bean paste was not enough, I put in a A dead fly went in, so the sun could fly and became a flying bean paste cake... Fortunately, my wife is actually the grandmother of that fly, the old (and mother) fly - well, as a god, I marry a Do you have a problem with flies? ——Ask her to summon her grandson back, the sun will stop flying and will set down the mountain... If the little fly does not return to the bean paste cake tomorrow morning, the sun god will be unable to fly under the mountain and will be suffocated to death..."

"Well done, Grandma Cang. "

A large old fly flew out: "Yeah.

The glory of the ancient gods~

Shining on our wings~

The blessing of the goddess~

On our claws... …”

At this moment, the scorching sun suddenly dropped. In the darkness, a small fly (with the smell of cooked bean paste) was seen flying back, standing on the hand cake stall and saying, Hello, grandma!

"My dear grandson, don't go back to the sun. Because the prophesied god-killing chicken has appeared, and Zeus's brutal rule is coming to an end! ”

Soon, the world really fell into darkness. As long as we wait until tomorrow, the sun will die.

Somehow there was a solar eclipse, so we had to turn on the lights in English class .

Yao Wei wiped his nose on the windowsill while doing the questions, and started eating it.

He did not realize that this was not an ordinary one. Bean paste cake. It is actually the sun god. As he eats, another soul is occupying him...

"Brother Chicken!" "Not long after, Yao Wei walked up to Li Jiji in full view of everyone and said, "I'm going to kneel down! "

The whole crowd burst into laughter.

"Haha, just kill. "

"As expected of the third brother..."

...

"Why? "Jiji Li was absent-minded, because he was still staring at the time on the wall, and the sun was about to be suffocated... By then, it would be done. He would have the chicken body he had dreamed of. He was finally himself!

"Perish together! "Yao Wei's eyes widened in anger.

This answer made the whole class laugh even louder.

"This is not good, students, look at it," the English teacher said angrily Yao Wei said, "I'll take your seat, okay?" "

However, Yao Wei not only ignored the teacher's warning, but also - started to smoke, as if he was about to burn...

"You are Apollo! The teacher said in shock, "Apollo, the sun god!" Run quickly! He's going to explode! Oh my God! "

Then there was a swarm of bees. Then Li Jiji and Yao Wei were left in the classroom.

Yao Wei suddenly ran to Li Jiji, grabbed him, and held his fingers behind his back. Grab him by the throat.

"Did you eat red bean paste cake?" Li Jiji asked in shock.

He felt that Yao Wei's flames had burned the back of his head.

"I am the sun god, not the bean paste cake, I am Chao——" The flame burned more violently, "Let's die together, friends, mortals!"

It was too late, then it was too soon, Li Chicken broke free and quickly knocked Yao Wei down with punches and kicks. Yao Wei was half burnt, and broke into several pieces like charcoal and fell to the ground. He shouted "No, no, no!" and quickly burned to ashes.

A weak egg-like voice came out of the ashes, "I'm squirting——"

Li Jiji kicked away the ashes.

"Why did I turn into a small piece of red bean paste cake? I'm so wet..." It was Yao Wei's voice.

So from then on, Sun Lu brought a piece of moldy bean paste cake from the upper bunk of 113 Middle East to class every day, which was very despised.

The sun really no longer exists.

The next day, the sun rose as usual, but it looked a little strange.

"New York Times": Fuck! The sun has become a chicken!

"London Daily News": Oh! A chicken id shinning'n the sky!

"Tokyo Morning Post": 鶏は极えず日になったあることが!

Yes, he is little Apollo. Just as Teacher He said, Li Jiji saw his body appearing in the sky and becoming the new sun. He was furious and wanted to take his body back immediately.

While Li Jiji was still thinking about destroying the New Sun...

"Let me see - which student should study today... Li Jiji!" from the Chinese class Teacher Yang lectured.

He would never have imagined in his long life that these three words would make this his last lesson.

"Hello everyone, I want to tell you a mythical story! A long time ago, Prometheus stole the holy fire and was exiled by Zeus..." Li Jiji carried it absentmindedly. But he didn't recite it wrongly.

"Don't - nonsense," Teacher Yang raised the book to his teeth, "He just - picked up the cigarette butt of the Sun God and threw it into the world -"

How did you know? ? Did you see it? The students all felt that Teacher Yang’s defense was somewhat weak.

What’s even stranger is that Teacher Yang never jokes.

"Oh... then he was exiled to the east and was hunted by eagles..." Li Jiji continued.

"Stop talking nonsense -" Teacher Yang paced back and forth, bouncing every time he said a word, "He - was exiled to the East - died every night after chickens pecked his internal organs - - Will be resurrected in the morning - the pain will never end -"

Li Jiji was really helpless: "Should you give a speech or should I give a speech?"

Teacher He also stood at the door to watch the excitement. .

"It's you——" Teacher Yang said.

"Later..." Li Jiji wanted to continue.

"However," Teacher Yang raised his face, "I - am Prometheus."

There was silence in the classroom, and burst into laughter three seconds later.

"Old Yang, you are so talented, you must be." Old He also smiled.

"Lasgus - don't lie to them anymore -" Teacher Yang was so angry for the first time and pointed at Lao He, "This day is finally here! Li Jiji, thank you for showing up!" You—thank you—goodbye!”

After that, Lao Yang drew his knife and committed suicide.

"The end of ten thousand years of torture should be..." Lao He said with deep feeling, "Li Jiji, come to my office."

There was only one corpse left in the classroom. and fifty-five pairs of dull eyes.

Office.

Physics and chemistry teachers have been waiting for a long time.

"It should be time, it should be," Teacher He said to the two female teachers.

"Chicken Li, remember, the three goddesses of fate are right in front of you, ha~" the physics teacher said, standing on the chair.

"Yes," the chemistry teacher said, "Goddess Atpus, Goddess Clothos, and..."

"Could it be..." Li Jiji looked at Lao He.

"I should be the goddess Lascus," Lao He said sheepishly, "I used to be a goddess. I looked like it before, but I don't look like it now."

"We want you to retrieve your memory and recall the days when you were a chicken. Then, find clues about your body ~ it's time to say the spell!"

Lao He said: "log——"

"The amount of matter is huge!"

"The acceleration is zero!"

The spittoon in front of Li Jiji gave off a strange white light, and he looked inside...

"Huajiji," said the little blind chicken, "you look so ugly."

Li Jiji was surprised. He turned back into a chicken and returned to the school's chicken coop. , although other chickens always laugh at him.

This brought him to tears.

"You, you are a little blind man!" Li Jiji retorted.

"You are a bastard!"

"You are a little blind man!"

At this time, a compassionate voice came from outside: "Li Chicken, pay attention to your words and deeds. You should be recalling, and you should be looking for clues."

A lot of chickens came around, "Huajiji!"

A little hen said: "Huajiji, why are your wings more flowery than ours?"

"Because... because..." Li Jiji looked around at his wings. , I was overjoyed, "By the way, I've had piebaldism since I was a child and am allergic to water! I can't move if I touch water!"

As soon as the vision went dark, Chicken Li had already come out of the spittoon.

The three goddesses were elated: "Everything is going well, it should be /ha/." They asked Li Jiji to check the weather forecast: No accident, it will rain in three days! Three days... Li Jiji's eyes were extremely determined. Three more days and I might be able to get back to the chicken. Being a human being is so tiring these years!

"Don't be too happy too soon. When little Apollo falls, we have to catch him. In this way, you go to the male dormitory and the female dormitory respectively. It should be."

Li Jiji went there in confusion. First I went to the dormitory manager, and it turned out that he was Uranus, the god of the sky.

"It should be the math teacher who asked me to come."

"Which math teacher?" Lao Yin looked at him confused, "Oh, it must be Lao He, it should be!" Just wait."

He went back to the house and took out a dog.

"This is a Pegasus."

"A Pegasus?" Li Jiji thought he was confused, "It's a dog!"

"This is a dog day "Pegasus!" Uranus was a little angry, "You are such a bastard!"

Li Jiji was even more confused, but he knew he was swearing. He led Pegasus and went to the girls' dormitory again.

"The math teacher should have asked me to come. It is said that you are Gaia, the mother of the earth. Please give me strength. I want to defeat little Apollo."

"Which Mathematics teacher?" The aunt held the broom, "I can't believe you unless..."

"I can be a cow or a horse."

"No, you can buy one for me. Come with a pound of potatoes, I will trust you."

Just as Li Jiji was about to leave, he saw Huang Shuang coming out of the corridor in his pajamas. She was shocked: "You gangster, come to the girls' dormitory! I will kill you!"

"Don't stop my dream, classmate Huang Shuang!"

Li Jiji risked his life Danger, used potatoes to gain the trust of Aunt Gaia, and obtained the artifact "Sword of Olympus"! (That's the broom)

"I dreamed of you when I was young," the aunt said, "You must be the god-killing chicken in the prophecy!"

"Ah ? What does the prophecy say? "

"'In the future, a god-killing chicken will appear, accept the trial of the three goddesses of fate, rescue Prometheus, and meet the father of the gods and the earth. Mother, change the history of the gods!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a thunderbolt in the clear sky. It was as if God was approving.

Li Jiji is more confident. Although he is just an ordinary chicken, he has indeed grown under the trials of the gods. Whether it's a chicken or a human being, your destiny is always in your own hands!

Three days later, it rained heavily. Li Jiji suddenly stood up, picked up the broom, and led the dog tied to the back door.

"Are you rebelling? Sit down quickly!" the monitor on duty said, "The inspector is here!"

The inspector did not come. But the monitor on duty likes to say this.

Checked? Li Jiji looked at the monitor on duty with bright eyes: "Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. Not to mention inspections, even if God comes, I won't care. If God stands in the way, God will be killed, and if Buddha stands in the way, he will kill Buddha!" ​​He rushed forward without hesitation. Into a heavy rainstorm.

The monitor on duty was very moved when he heard his firm voice, but after thinking about what he meant, he went crazy.

Teachers of mathematics, physics and chemistry... no, the three goddesses of fate. Housekeeper, aunt and uncle... no, the father of the gods and the mother of the earth. Ren Xianlu and Sun Guoyin... no, Hercules and Vulcan. There were also the principal, the vice principal, the deputy vice principal...all the titans stood on the playground in the rain, surrounding a chicken.

"Be honest!" Ren Xianlu held a giant sword and pointed at the chicken.

"Don't kill it!" Chicken Li ran over, "This is my body! You, little Apollo, why don't you give me the chicken back quickly!"

"Humph, Ning I won't give it to you!" The chicken on the ground said stubbornly, looking down at the tall humans present. Although he couldn't move, he was very proud.

Chicken Li pulled out the "Sword of Olympus" and slapped the chicken hard on the head. The chicken immediately rolled several meters in the rain. The audience burst into warm applause.

"It should be a relief!"

"Let your new gods be arrogant!"

"For example, domineering!"

...

In fact, everyone was fooled. Little Apollo was waiting for reinforcements. The lightning and thunder on the rainy day became louder and louder, which was abnormally loud. Suddenly a huge thunder struck, and the ground burst into flames. Several figures appeared in the firelight.

Rain curtain, firelight, arrogant figure.

When the smoke was washed away, their faces were revealed. It turned out to be just a few punks smoking cigarettes and wearing jeans.

"It's you!" The principal, Cronus, was shocked, "Zeus!!"

It turned out that those young people were the current God King Zeus and Neptune King Bo. Sedon, Hades. There are other gods too!

Everyone was shocked. They haven't seen Zeus in many years, and they don't want them to be worse than the Titans. After all, the Titans have a job at school.

Thinking of this, Lao He, the goddess of fate, felt a little emotional and her eyes became moist.

"You killed my sun god, and now you are abusing his son!" Zeus smoked, "You idiot!"

"Get out!" The principal plucked one from the sky Throw the lightning at Zeus' head.

However, Zeus is the new God King after all, and his divine power is the strongest. He caught the lightning and threw it back.

"Ah!" Many faculty and staff were blown away.

"Haha!" The chicken got up from the ground and shook its wings with difficulty, "You are dead!"

"Chicken Li should be!" Old He shouted dying , "It's up to you!"

"Fight for Chicken!" Li Jiji mounted the Pegasus with dignity and rushed over, brandishing the Sword of Olympus. Dogs, brooms... those young people were frightened.

They fought for hundreds of rounds until morning. Zeus and the others have a slight advantage.

"Damn it!" Li Jiji was too tired to get up.

It was already dawn and the rain had stopped. Some students come to do gymnastics reluctantly.

"Hades, kill him quickly!" Zeus had already broken an arm.

However, it was too late. Sun Lu had already come to do the running exercise. When she saw Li Jiji lying on the ground, she thought he was very hungry, so she gave him half a piece of red bean paste cake.

"Go away!" Li Jiji was very angry and threw away the bean paste cake.

In fact, both he and Sun Lu had forgotten that it was Yao Wei.

Zeus and the others were resting when they saw bean paste cakes and quickly ate them to replenish their divine power. After Zeus finished eating, he looked at his hands blankly: "Chao, Sun Lu, what did you do to me again?"

Hades and Poseidon were shocked.

Zeus woke up again: "No, I'm not thinking right now! Quick, kill that plum chicken!"

The gods were stunned, and then the war started again .

Some students came to watch the fun. In their eyes, they couldn't see divine power or lightning, just a group of gangsters and teachers fighting in groups. This is really rare!

Lao He is not dead yet, he sees everything: Yes, Zeus has two souls in his body. And Yao Wei from our class turned out to be the prophesied Pandora!

It is said that when the God-killing Chicken helped the Titans to seek revenge, a person named Pandora extinguished the holy fire!

"It should extinguish the holy fire in Zeus's body!" Lao He shouted to Zeus.

Zeus cursed: "How dare you!" However, he became confused again: "Teacher He, why did you blink and fall to the ground?"

"Yao Wei, Extinguish the holy fire!"

Zeus was shocked, and everyone thought that Zeus was back. But this time it wasn't, but Yao Wei's spirit was shocked. He said excitedly: "I saw the holy fire in Zeus's body!" He turned the holy fire upside down and buckled it on Zeus's intestines.

"Ah!" Zeus's eyes were on fire and he was in great pain. This is simply heartbreaking.

Other gods are also in agony, because the holy fire is the source of their divine power.

"It should be now..." Before Lao He could finish speaking, he exhausted all his strength and died.

Li Jiji was so sad that he picked up the divine sword and struck Zeus. "Boom!" The sky collapsed and the earth shattered, covering the sky and the sun. The shock wave knocked out people all over the planet. When people wake up, the rain has passed and the sky has cleared up, and they don’t remember anything.

Teachers are still very good teachers. Although Lao Yang really committed suicide...

The principal led them to hold a memorial service for him.

It should be that the gods perished in this way. Correspondingly, the Olympus flame was also extinguished on the way to London. That day, CCTV reported the incident. Fortunately, the Titans created a new Holy Fire.

Everyone was mourning the death of Lao He, but because Pluto was dead, Lao He suddenly opened his eyes: "...Yes!" Everyone fainted with fright.

The principal helped Yao Wei get a new body, which was much fatter than before.

As for Li Jiji, he finally returned to the chicken, not to mention how happy he was! Unfortunately, due to the explosion when Zeus died, his body was also burnt...

It turned into a roast chicken.