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A funny short joke

Funny short paragraphs, whether in life or at work, we inevitably have the ability to communicate with people. Many people will use funny jokes in communication, leaving happy memories for everyone. Below, I arranged some funny jokes.

Funny short paragraph 1 1. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

Second, if I do something, I either don't do it or try my best. So I choose not to do it because I can't do it well!

Third, men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I can go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.

When I was a child, I saw my father working hard, so I made up my mind that I would never work when I grew up.

Seven, getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleep again.

Eight, when you are in a bad mood, you will take a look in the mirror. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.

Nine, freezing three feet is not a cold day, and the three layers of the lower abdomen are not cold in a day.

Ten, a classmate said to the teacher: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

When you are poor, you think you will be happy if you have money. When you are really rich, you find that there is more money than happiness. This is simply happiness.

Twelve, many people like to travel and share their experiences. I was relieved to see that their lives had not changed after they spent all their money and came back.

Thirteen, my advantage is that I can correct mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.

Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

Fifteen, life is not only the immediate life, but also the house that you can't afford and the salary that you can't afford to support your family.

16. If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. You can make more money when she gets married.

Seventeen, other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing up, your face is destined to be one point, and nine points depend on filters.

Eighteen years old, at my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

Last week, I was hospitalized for infusion, and the time of playing mobile games passed quickly. When I looked up and saw the bottom of the bottle, I suddenly panicked and shouted, "waiter, it's full!" "

Twenty-one, my boyfriend said to me affectionately: "Don't forget that you are not alone!" I said excitedly, "Really?" He said, "Yes, you are a pig."

I heard my second brother ask my five-year-old daughter, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Answer: "Be a policeman". He asked again, "Why the police?" Answer: "because the teacher often says that money should be given to the police uncle."

Twenty-three, the wife suddenly asked her husband: "Do you love me?" "Love, of course!" The husband answered without hesitation. The wife thought for a moment and asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me?" The husband quickly said, "No, no, I said I was afraid of hurting me."

The world is so big that I want to see it. I'll see how far you can go with such a small wallet.

Twenty-five, every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you.

My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.

28. I hope you can all have love, and I enjoy money alone.

Funny short joke 2 1. You are very nice, but a little ugly.

2. I miss you at night, but I don't forget when I am depressed.

If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

4. Don't mistake the woodcutter when sharpening the knife. After finishing junior high school, I am working.

You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

Listen to me, you have lost several times, but you will make a comeback.

7. The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

8. Your daughter is incompetent. She will only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.

9. It is said that many people look at time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.

10. The road to success is always under construction.

1 1. Salted fish will turn over one day, but it is still salted fish after turning over.

12. I will never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!

13. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

14. The only thing in the world that can get something for nothing is poverty, the only thing that can be made out of nothing is dreams, and nothing can be done without hands. Although the world is cruel, as long as you are willing to go, there will always be a way!

15. Those who look good are called foodies, and those who don't look good are called fools!

16. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.

17. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you in the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

18. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.

19. It's not that there is no water in the well, but that the digging is not deep enough.

20. Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

2 1. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.

22. It is foolish to get up late and ruin the morning, so it is better not to get up early!

23. Efforts to reject social rules are futile.

24. The sky is gray and the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

25. Love is that if there is no better choice, I will accompany you forever.

At that time, his ambition won the whole world, and now he retires only for him.

27. The body is always moving and the heart is always quiet.

28. There is no easy harvest, only constant efforts.

29. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

30. Forgive me for smelling like a hooligan instead of your good girl.

3 1. The height of life is not how many things you approve, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Be a mountain, look at everything and be inclusive. Being a man is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you must know how to advance and retreat.