A classic joke
Second, if there were not too many liars, I would have sold my kidney!
Third, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.
Fourth, "Wife, did anyone praise you when you went out?" "Praise me for what?" "boast that you have the figure of an athlete!" "no! Which sport is my figure suitable for? " "Weightlifting."
5. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?
Six, two pockets of clothes are called student clothes; Clothes with three pockets are called suits; Clothes that look like pockets are called Zhongshan suits; Clothes pockets are full. If they are not fashionable, they must be beggars.
Seven, time, really meat buns hit dogs. ...
Eight, if I die, my first sentence is: I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
Nine, spacewalking is a dangerous thing, but drinking milk is a very dangerous thing!
X. "Why is my skin so good, or is there no man who likes me?" "Because you are ugly!" "Why am I so plump, or no man likes me?" "Because you are fat!" "Why am I so tall, so outstanding and so rich that no man wants to look at me again?" "Son, why don't you ask such stupid questions anymore? Labor will kill you! "
I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person …
12. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
Thirteen, treat money like dirt, but all people are vying to be scavengers.
It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!
Fifteen, those women who take part in the beauty pageant can't find good men, because good men are married, such as me.
His jokes are so funny that everyone has to watch a tragedy to calm down a little.
My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I didn't have a chance to interrupt her.
18. I went to the parents' meeting of the children yesterday. The teacher is a primary school classmate who used to skip class together and called parents together. The first sentence when we met was: If you add wings to a tiger, you have a son!
Nineteen, people who travel all over the brothel are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.
Twenty, you are fat, your man's love for you has not changed, but the average love for each piece of meat is less.
Please don't take my tolerance for you on the spot as your shameless capital.
Twenty-two, some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!
Twenty-three, if I hit Japan, I will definitely go! Even if I cut off my hand, I will go up and step on a few feet; Even if I cut off my leg again, I will twist and bite like a caterpillar; If I get beheaded again, please put my blood on the shell!
Twenty-four, there are two kinds of men, one is lascivious and the other is very lascivious; There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.
Twenty-five, eat hot pot buffet, friends greedy, after eating a lot of hot dishes, the boss pointed to the sign: 500 grams left at the bottom of the pot, plus 15 yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you 5 yuan after eating!
26. I can't talk I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste like you.
Twenty-seven, now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men and women now!
Twenty-eight, the world is cold and cold, and the human feelings are warm and cold.
29. What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is a 30-degree look? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to raise your head to 30 degrees? No, my tear drops. ...
Thirty, look at you. You have been in the abyss of disappointment since you were a child. Yidian market network
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
Effect of contraception: unsuccessful, adult.
Thirty-three, don't always take it day by day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.
Thirty-four, on impulse, the future crisis!
Thirty-five, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to take it.
Classic joke _ the most classic joke
1, two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.
2. Tian Lingling, Lingling and an ice cream.
3. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
4. You have a good figure. Even the Monkey King will give you three sticks when he sees you.
Romance can never be valued, otherwise I would have been worth millions.
6. Dinosaurs died out because makeup created a beautiful world.
7, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
8. If God wants people to perish, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.
9. A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself, What a fucking spirit!
10, why do we all give darkness to the devil, because they are brave and not afraid of darkness?
1 1. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? ! !
12, other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
13, a drunken friend is a fool, and a loved one knows a fool.
14, it's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you!
15, who said that small change is weak, you know, two dollars can't stop the smooth birth of a new life.
16, people don't YY waste teenagers! It's uncomfortable without QQ!
17, not to say that you don't laugh, but the powder falls off when you laugh.
18, don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
19, I called my boyfriend's dormitory before, but he didn't answer. I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, is XX there? If you want to pretend to be the wrong person, it's over ~ ~ The other person hesitated and said, wait, I'll call you! I was stupid at that time! Hang up the phone in fear! Later, I asked my boyfriend, and he said that a boy in the dormitory opposite them asked me to make up his name ~ ~ ~
Even though I am very young, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I don't know the size of greatness.
2 1 can mix so many bad habits of human beings perfectly. I believe it is a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain.
One morning, an officer known for his strictness asked Chen Bing, Are you cold? A: Not cold! The police officer was annoyed: Then why are you shaking? A: It's frozen!
23. Accustomed to the end of the world: A dozen friends just went up the stairs on the second floor for dinner and saw a man holding a pregnant woman downstairs. The buddy who walked in front quickly gave way to the side and turned around and said, Keep formation downstairs!
24, Sanyou old cold hot pot, cabbage, hot bed.
25. Feelings are like buying stocks. It doesn't matter if you choose junk stocks and lose money. The key is to learn to stop loss, but the biggest fear is that you don't admit the failure of your eyes, blindly hold them, hope to pick them up, wait and wait until the flowers have thanked you several times.
26. Carp and tortoise get marriage certificates. The clerk asked how old the tortoise was, and the tortoise said: 100. The clerk said regretfully, I'm sorry, according to your family rules, you are underage and are not allowed to get married.
27. Gold will always run out, but the mirror will always reflect light.
28, not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
30. University is learning!
3 1, I am a female colleague, very strong (with weight and strength), and often do heavy work in the workshop, compared with a bunch of male compatriots. One day, I saw Mr. A who couldn't move anything. He skillfully moved a box of goods and laughed at Mr. A's face while moving. It was too weak. A gentleman held back for three minutes and said, no matter how fat you women are, you must have a man who can put you to bed. ...
32. The cat was forced by life and sat in the cordate telosma hair salon opened by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon to ask for the night, and the cat vowed to die. The mouse was furious and said, I was chased to death at the beginning, but now I am a prude when I am delivered to the door.
33. Women please themselves, while men pity themselves.
34. Too much life has tempered our acting skills, and we are forced to walk to the center of the stage and become the leading role.
35, alive, just to leap in embarrassment.
36. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
37. Since I broke up with my girlfriend, I have found that my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer cramped, and I don't have to work hard to go to the fifth floor. I can still be a pillar in the morning and I don't doze off at work. Cary's money came back, and even my right and left hands grew muscles.
38. A person must fall in love at first sight at least once in his life. It seems that I have made many people's lives valuable.
39. When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of handsome boy, which puzzled me. Later, my classmate showed me a mirror, and I suddenly understood.
40. If your heart is really tender and soft, put it in the freezer first, it will be hard.
4 1. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.
42. Eldest brother, I heard that second brother's meat is more expensive than master's.
43. Love is the glory of two people who are in love only with piles of hypocrisy. When this handicraft has experienced the experience of time, people wipe off the dust on the surface, only to find that everything is really just the surface. Then, two people each chose their own things.
44. One day, the same poisonous queen met a brother in his early thirties, who graduated from our department. At present, my brother is most concerned about grasping the tail of youth. This time, the queen of poison tongue really wants to praise others. Who knows: what a young middle-aged man!
45. There are three kinds of things that hurt people: annoyance, quarrel and empty wallet. The most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.
46. I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, so others will say: what a handsome father!
47. Are you happy? Can you still feel happy?
48, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness!
49. I don't like her. I like my script, but my script is that I love her deeply.
Vulgarity is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work.
5 1. In the past, geography teachers were all men, especially xxx. Anyone who spoke or was distracted was punched, but he didn't hit the girl. A new girl doesn't know that she thinks men and women are equal. Once, she stole a cartoon in class and was found by the geography teacher. She came to her without warning. The girl turned pale with fear and shouted: molesting our geography teacher.
52. I think a lot, but I feel a lot.
53. When other women are still envious of the heroine in TV and novels, I will try my best to make the girl I like realize her fantasy, but the facts show me naked: that's my fantasy-
54. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!
55. On a windy day, my bicycle fell down one after another, and I only heard a classmate say while helping the bicycle: Whose Mercedes-Benz crushed my BMW? ...
56. When you don't even have the courage to get married, doesn't he even have a plan to get married?
57. Wang Cai, come and see, there are others who can't compare with you!
Recently, Xifeng said that her success was the result of the concerted efforts of all China men, Qi Xin.
59, big brother, I swear to the light that I really smoked.
60. Don't always say that the mud on the wall can't be turned over, because even if you are concrete and no one turns it over with you, you still have to be on the ground and someone turns it over. No matter how bad the mud is, it will still stick to the wall
6 1, Niu B is an ordinary person, and Niu Organ is a scholar.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
63. Are you a frog in the well, or did you not even run to the well?
64. Life can be done and life can be exquisite!
65. The quality of ten minutes is not only reflected in the degree of pleasure at that time, but also in the future returns. I'm sure your parents lamented those ten minutes for a long time.
66. I put on lipstick when surfing the internet in the office, and I accidentally didn't hold it down. It happened that I wore a loose sling today, so it fell into my pants. Then the boss who suddenly pushed the door in was surprised to see that I pulled out a small stick with problems in length and thickness from my crotch.
67. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not a mere display of sound.
One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming to answer a question in class. Small can't talk. The teacher is anxious: you won't, you ... you ... you scream too! So Xiao Ming said: cheep.
69. I am an actor. I get greedy at the sight of beautiful mm.
70. I said in a panic: Your waves are good, but not smooth enough. I tuned her conveniently, but it turned into a triangle wave, and the girl immediately became anxious: you accompany me to surf, and you accompany me to run.
7 1, can't sleep long in the morning and sleep at night.
72. Video Secret: Where do Taobao employees buy things? Will you have some epiphany after reading this?
73. The meals in our school canteen are divided into soft meals and hard meals. One day in the canteen, a boy in front of me said after careful consideration: I'd better eat soft rice. ...
74. The science teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: Does nobody know? At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said: that's because the mind is calm, and naturally it is cold.
75. The cruelest thing in life is that people can only be young once.
76. Most people won't say I'm handsome, but generally just say I'm domineering.
77. The students are going to Japan, and everyone is seeing them off. A buddy said: See you later, I guess I can only download it! !
The thief who stole my wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. Tears welled up in his face and he sighed, It's not easy! .
79. A good horse never looks back, so I never look back and walk in circles. As a result, I met the grass again
80. Dwelling in a humble abode, being timid and angry.
8 1, I'm not greedy for money, I just love collecting RMB.
82. Going to work is to carry forward the spirit that dead mice are not afraid of cold!
83. My classmate's friend is rather dull and may have a good face.
A few years ago, I went to the North Film Examination and was admitted. What shall we ask him when I come back?
He said that the examiner pretended to be an idiot and they all pretended to be the same.
We said, how do you pretend? He said, I'm not pretending. I just walked around and was chosen. ......
84. The reason why you can't hold sand is because the sieve you used to select flour is too fine. I can stand you because I caught a big fish with a net and let all the small fish slip by.
85, the red apricot does not go out of the wall, resolutely pull it out.
86, the feelings of two people, if only one person tries to mix honey, then in the end, it will only turn another bee into a fly.
87. One day, a friend of mine worked as an intern in China Unicom. An old man came over and asked me to get a mobile card, okay? Then the friend said without looking up, master, someone is coming to smash the venue!
88. It is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people!
89. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!
90. What is irony? Ironically, even if you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, people still think your paper is soft, dirty your fingers, and hard, hurting your ass.
9 1, older women can't live without electricity for a day, and younger women can't live without money for a day!
92. After studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!
93. A man goes to a meeting. After the meeting, he was going to board the plane. Before returning, he sent a short message to his wife: I am really tired.
105, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. I can't pull it out if I want to.
106 love is like pi, which is endless.
107, when we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.
108, one day, the monitor told me what to do on Saturday (there were many things that week). After that, my deskmate shook my arm violently. Come on, tell me, what day is Saturday? ...
109, those conceited people will always crow among the cranes.
1 10, once there was a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them on me again.
1 1 1, you have nothing outstanding, but your face is strong enough.
1 12, the brain is the noblest organ-because it tells you.
Spring is coming, more seasonal dreams.
1 14, with flour on the left and water on the right. When thinking about problems, my mind is full of paste.
1 15, boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle: girls are rich, otherwise they will coax people away with no effort.
1 16, women wear makeup masks and men wear moral masks.
1 17. My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My weakness is that I have changed in a low-key way.
There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
1 19, great men told us to be ourselves, but we only fell in love with the stories of great men and their classics.
The important task of 120 and 80 is to manufacture 08.
12 1, the future is bright and there is no road.
122, lived for more than 20 years and failed to do something for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.
123, instant noodles are a very strange food. If you haven't eaten them for a long time, you will miss them especially. I want to finish a whole bowl after eating the first bite, and I feel particularly disgusting after eating a whole bowl ~
124, a talented facade, reveals the essence of dressing B.
125, recently under great pressure, eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.
126, there are many people in Beijing, which brings trouble to the capital.
127, man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.
128, nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
129, I didn't study when I was a child. My mother said: When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork. Now educate your daughter: study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor who sells pork.
130, if the heart has no place to live, it is wandering around!
13 1, don't wash it, if it weren't for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.
Humorous joke phrases
First, it is better to be with her when you are alone in difficult times.
Second, it's not your credit that I'm good, and I don't need your help if I'm bad.
Third, it's nothing to sleep, so don't wake up if you can.
You move the mouse to my avatar and right click to unlock this person's speech.
Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you get.
Six, a set of front, a set of back, you think you are a bra.
Those students who don't do their homework at night and copy their homework in the morning are wrong. I just want to say four words to you: lend it to me after copying.
It's a good thing you are beautiful, otherwise I would have dumped you eight times.
Nine, you wear dangerous clothes, but you are safe!
Ten, lewdness leads the trend, and lewdness achieves dreams.
I am strong, and nothing can destroy my inner peace!
Twelve, a sister paper sent a message saying: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! Here's a divine reply: if you don't give money to buy something, you can do it!
Thirteen, if I can't wait for the finale of One Piece in my life, let my son go to my grave and burn the USB flash drive.
I hope to go to school after class and have a holiday. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.
15. Confident women are not arrogant. Self-confidence means believing, and only by believing can she be happy.
Sixteen, crossing is comedy, love is tragedy; Qingchuan is infinitely good, but it is almost perfect.
Seventeen, when I don't like it, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!
18. Monks die in silence, emperors die in silence, soldiers die in silence, children die in silence, beautiful women die early, die a fair death, and are extremely unwilling to die unsatisfied ... So who, you deserve to die! ...
Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.
I can give you the whole world, but will you pay me back the 2.5 you owe me first?
Twenty-one, I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.
22. Honey, you can wait. I believe you. Come on, my silly boy.
Twenty-three When tears rolled down my cheeks, I swore to you. Where are you?
Twenty-four, when I have money, I will buy a bus and drive by myself.
25. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
If you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.
Some people can't say what's good about her, but no one can replace her.
Twenty-eight, don't forget, don't forget.
Twenty-nine, girl, you have to have a hard heart like Nokia, and you can smash walnuts countless times to see which son of a bitch can hurt you.
Thirty, on the way, if you meet a handsome guy you like, climb at his feet. Shout: handsome boy, your girlfriend dropped.
Thirty-one years old. If I see you, it will be several years later. How can I greet you with tears and silence?
Thirty-two, I always keep my head down silently when I see others pretending to force me. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.
Rainbow Bridge is not only a symbol hanging on the horizon, it is a harbinger of happiness, even if it is only for a few seconds.
Classic joke
First, ducks and crabs run to the finish line together, and it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said: you have scissors, stone and paper! Duck is furious: Shit! Set me up? I always make cloth when I go out, and he always makes scissors when I go out.
Second, mantis saw fireflies flying around in the night sky and said helplessly, "These groupies really can't help them."
Three, Wukong met the Tang Priest 500 years later and said with tears: Being pressed under Wuzhishan for 500 years is nothing. The most bitter thing is that both hands are outside. . .
4. Xiao Lv asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed? The old donkey sighed, we can't compete with men. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!
Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, unlike you who live in a dormitory.
6. A great roommate, especially untidy. One day, her quilt was opened and I was about to get her a needle and thread. She grabbed the stapler from the table and clicked it.
Seven, some people can only look good if they dress up, some people can only look good if they have plastic surgery, but unlike them, you will never look good.
Eight, remember one day in summer, it rained heavily. It's beautiful. She gave me a fancy paper box. I rushed home and protected it with my body. Open it and see, it is an umbrella! ! !
Nine, life is rough, people should be satisfied, not everything is complicated. Life is for career, not for care. Feelings are for maintenance, not for testing. Love is for love, not for hurt. Lies are for debunking, not for whitewashing. Happiness is for feeling, not for comparison.
Instant noodles are a very strange food. I haven't eaten them for a long time, and I will miss them very much. I want to finish a whole bowl after eating the first bite, and I feel particularly disgusting after eating a whole bowl ~
Eleven, the so-called true love is that when two people are so ugly, they are worried that the other party will be taken away. . .
Twelve, for life, the more you grow up, the more you know. The more I know, the more I feel that any kind of loss will be a kind of heartache. Because any kind of loss is always more cruel than not getting it. Therefore, we in life, whether friendship or love, should learn to cherish when we have it, not after we lose it.
Thirteen, youth is a lonely song, sing the lonely and sad feelings in your life, or a bustling castle, and perform a gorgeous hymn in your youth world. Youth, sad or happy, please remember that everyone's youth is a memorable past.
Fourteen, the weather turned cold. She knitted a scarf for the goddess. After giving it to the male god, the male god even praised her: "The craftsmanship is really good. I like this fishing net very much. "
Fifteen, I went to the driving school to learn driving today and met the head teacher in high school. See the old class scolded by the master and even dare not fart. Don't stop me, I'm going to laugh again .....
Sixteen, the old monitor gave the last piece of leather shoes to a fragile little soldier, but he pretended to be full. Looking at the little soldier chewing leather shoes, the old monitor thought, after liberation, we must let all the people in the country eat leather shoes.
Seventeen, two frogs fell in love and got married and gave birth to a clam. The male frog was furious and said, bitch, what's the matter? ! Mother Frog cried and said, Dad, I had plastic surgery in Me Before You.
Eighteen, the five words "especially diligent", after thinking about it, I only achieved the first four.
19. Today, my wife bought a bag for herself and invited me to dinner. I enjoyed it ... My wife said that she found 2000 yuan in the hard disk slot of my main chassis ... pick it up ... pick it up. ...
Twenty, it is difficult to be happy if you don't appreciate yourself, and the sense of security comes from the heart. Not by someone or something, not by external clouds, fame and fortune, not by vain people, not by self-righteous cognition. Don't base your happiness on what you will lose, but cherish what you have now.
Twenty-one, when you are not strong enough, you can only choose which way to take, and you pour all your enthusiasm and thoughts forward. It will be dark and people will be lonely. When you no longer doubt yourself, you will cry alone. When you laugh in a crowd, the world laughs with you. This is society and reality.
22. The purpose of growing up is not to make us heartless and stop believing in beauty and vows, but to gradually eliminate unrealistic illusions about society and treat the world with a more mature, rational and inclusive attitude. Do what you want to do and love the person you want to love. There are no perfect people in the world who do wrong, don't regret or complain. Fall down, get up and start over.
Twenty-three, stepping on colorful trees and smelling vanilla, the senses of life are so clear, bathed in the far-reaching and vast beauty of everything. We little people who live in the gap of time have no reason to laugh unhappily. In the deepest night, enjoying the happiness of mountains and rivers is like putting your thoughts on your fingers, or being lonely and cool, or being fragrant with brocade, which is the elegance, warmth and continuity of time.
Twenty-four, since I broke up with my girlfriend, I found my back sore, my legs stopped cramping, and I didn't have to work hard on the fifth floor. I can still get to the top in the morning and I haven't dozed off at work. Cary's money is back, and even my left and right hands have muscles!
25. Take out a piece of chewing gum to eat in class, but on second thought, forget it. The teacher will scold me when I eat in class, and I'll finish my hand first.
Twenty-six, the old turtle molested the mussel and was bitten. Reluctantly, the old turtle dragged the clam back and forth. The frog saw it and was envious. He said, Dear, Brother Tortoise has grown up and has a briefcase in and out.
Twenty-seven, chimpanzees said to gibbons: "If you stretch your hand too long, you are a corrupt official."
Twenty-eight, I was in a daze at home that day. Suddenly a bird flew in and bumped into the window. I thought: God is playing "Angry Birds", but this is wrong ... Does God think I am a pig?
Twenty-nine, the dog said to the bear: marry me, marry me, and you will be happy. The bear said, I won't marry. Marry you, and you will only have bears. I want to marry a cat and have a panda. How noble!
Thirty, "You're not right, I'll teach you. Chewing two pieces together is enough." "Nima, don't let me eat rice!"
Thirty-one, young people don't know the taste of sadness, even if life can really start over, they will still step into the same road again. Don't regret it after it. All the roads you have walked have come with your own feet step by step. Although the road is so uneven and bumpy, although there are so many disappointments in life. But in my life, I will still have the passion of my youth, and the scenery that is constantly moved during my journey will accompany me through the sad and prosperous people.
I went to the second-hand market to buy a bike, but the boss said it was out of stock. He took me to a place where my bicycle was parked in front of a supermarket and said, which one do you like? Let me help you unlock the lock.
33. I can't stand my foodie girlfriend any more. She broke my little walnut bracelet and ate it. ....
Walking in the bustling world of mortals, everyone is marching all the way to the place where there is light. Trekking in the misty rain world, all the beauty comes from persistence. Step over the ditch, step over the chop. It is important to take care of every turning point in life, youth, middle age and old age. Go your own way, don't expect everyone to be satisfied with you.