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Complete works of fengshen texts

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In 2009, cruel reality and shocking quotations.

1: My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

3: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

4. The accountant said, "I'll get my salary later. I have no change here. "

5: Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

6. Once I went to the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

7: Make a cup of Sanlu for you to drink.

8. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.

9: There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

10: People have backgrounds, and I have backgrounds.

1 1: Don't mistake shrimp for seafood.

12: I am an angel, and I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

13: Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

14: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

15: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

16: Not afraid of stealing tools, but afraid of stealing children to understand technology!

17: If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

18: Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

19: The cashier said: No change. Here is your change. ...

Don't forget to adopt.