Green Sister Fortune Telling _ Green God Fortune Telling
Breaking up is always inevitable in one's life.
Change, as you said, who can give us decades or hundreds of years,
Before you leave, while you still love me,
I want to sleep deeper.
We've all heard that I love you for ten thousand years,
This is just a white lie,
And between two people, every day is less and less,
But it will never be spared.
When do you leave,
Will I sleep with you,
Too fast, too long, too deep,
Meeting you again, hugging you,
How to put your hands?
I am your most familiar stranger.
How can we be friends? The most is to endure all kinds of emotional pain and pretend to be friends.
After breaking up, we haven't been in touch for a while, and each of us has lived a new life. Later, on my birthday, I received a short message from ta: Happy birthday.
You went back to ta, talked about your life after separation, and gradually became friends with each other.
3. What is a breakup?
Breaking up is when two people who love each other finally stop being boyfriends for some reason.
Breaking up means that two people who love each other, for some reason, can't hold each other's hands.
Breaking up is when two people who love each other can't roll sheets for some reason.
Breaking up means that we can't contact each other in the end.
4. Lovers who were originally in love, in the face of breaking up, have either compelling reasons or ulterior reasons. But if they want to be friends after breaking up, isn't that bringing everything back to life?
Why are you so troublesome? Chew with Huang Lian? If your former lover's life is not satisfactory, you will definitely think a lot of old feelings and sympathy.
For people who still have feelings, it is self-abuse to find each other. For people who have no feelings, it is hurting each other to find each other.
6. I don't want this person who once said everything, lived together, experienced together, shared together, and shared together, to never meet again, especially since neither of us has done anything wrong.
But there is no way, this is the most appropriate and kind way to deal with it, although it is unacceptable.
Finally, everyone has a new partner, and you continue to be friends with your old love.
What will the new partner think in his heart? New lovers must be dissatisfied, and what is more terrible is the relationship formed in suspicion and excuses. Of course, there are some successes, but it always sounds awkward.
What should you do if you ask my ex to sleep?
Go to sleep,
One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer,
Don't pay attention to these details.
But you can also refuse ta,
Ask ta why she went early.
Actually, my ex is in my world,
I really think this is a particularly strange species,
Whether it's yours or mine,
All kinds of ghosts insist.
If you don't want to say anything special, just consider yourself a prostitute.
Reminds me of a joke.
A young lady said that female college students nowadays are such assholes.
Don't go to school well and grab the market with us.
I cann't believe you don't charge
In an era when sex is getting cheaper and cheaper.
It seems that everyone who grows up has the right to control his own body.
When all kinds of ideas are in your head.
You have no ability to tell good from bad, just follow the crowd.
See people around you living together.
See people around you having sex.
I want to have it, too
Under this influence.
Women who lack independent thinking
I often lose my shorts.
What seems to be lost is self-esteem.
In fact, what you have lost is your own mind.
I know some people will say it's unfair.
Why is it glorious for men to sleep with women?
It is shameful for a woman to be slept by a man.
In fact, I also think it's unfair.
I think men sleep with women compared with women sleeping with men.
This is much simpler.
But that's a moral constraint.
Neither you nor I can solve it.
You can be a so-called feminist.
Want to sleep with anyone and be proud of it.
But it is followed by all kinds of misunderstandings and rumors.
Instead of fighting morality, it is better to tighten your belt first.
I don't think sex has gains and losses.
There is only one difference between happiness and being pregnant with happiness.
I hope you can understand a truth through this matter.
The easier it is to get, the less people cherish it.
For love rat,
He enjoys sleeping with you.
Don't let them succeed.
Friends go to bed | My good friend, can I sleep with you tonight?
Yes, a good friend who rolls sheets, well, sounds a little more advanced than a sexual friend.
But after all, they are no longer just good friends.
The man's name is Laojiu, which is not enough to be described as exotic flowers. I like Eason Chan for a long time, and I am also good at The Most Dazzling National Style. I am infatuated with Gao Yuanyuan, and I love the port of Mary in Cang Jing. Dogs can't spit ivory and write good articles. I've never played by common sense. He was confined in the hot wheels, dressed in splendid brocade. He is a handsome geek, a slut who expects to be beheaded by a hundred people, and a still cute bastard.
Making friends with such a great man is gang-raped by three views hundreds of times a day. It must be the same great woman who can withstand this kind of destruction.
This great woman must have soup when she is gluttonous, and she is called the mother of soup in Jianghu. Tom is a girl from China whose temperament is closest to that of Avril Ramona Lavigne. Her skin is whiter than milk ice cream's, her chin is pointed, her hair is long and blond, and she has tattoos on her collarbone and wrist. When she stood there quietly, she was particularly beautiful, like a fairy in a magic movie, but she couldn't speak. As long as she opens her mouth, any word will ruin this beauty. She is a heavy smoker all the year round, with hoarse vocal cords, exaggerated expression, crying and laughing, and scolding your mother.
Laojiu is a copywriter and Tom is a designer. Partner for seven years, wear a pair of pants well, and deal with vulgar and low-energy advertisements to circle Pluto. The common career goal is that customers in the pit have no pants to wear. Two people are like aliens coming down from a spaceship. Their laughter is so high that they have no friends. Only when we are together will we laugh, and everything will be in cahoots.
Laojiu has some stinky money at home, and his girlfriend changes quickly. Lori, the white rabbit, is a green tea bitch, and the royal elder sister is a wife and a senior sister. Movable type spans wider than the Pacific Ocean. Tom's condition is average, but she is not idle. There is only one type of boyfriend, a gangster. The only advantage of dating a gangster is that she looks more and more like Avril Ramona Lavigne.
I've been dumping people for a long time, and Tom is always dumped.
Every time Tom breaks up, he must draw his sword and spill his blood. After a fierce battle, he dragged his suitcase with long hair and stood under the dim street lamp to call Laojiu. Then Laojiu ran to pick her up. They scolded the ancestors of18th generation gangsters, seven aunts, eight aunts and four grandfathers together, then ate a midnight snack, and then went back to Laojiu's house to live together, which was particularly pure until she found the next gangster.
Old girlfriends who have talked for a long time are all familiar with Tom. When they call each other in a series, Laojiu always says in awe: I am with Tom!
With this sentence, my girlfriend is very relieved to put down her mobile phone.
Tom was particularly depressed about this. He once asked me: Size is a beauty, so I am not competitive?
I glanced at her and didn't say a word. Tom is an observant woman. For some men, beauty and ugliness are not the problem, but size is the key. Ex-girlfriends, regardless of beauty, ugliness, fat and thin, are all protruding forward and backward, with long legs and big breasts. Tom's mother is too thin and her breasts are too small to lie flat visually. It feels no different from herself for a long time.
I asked: Why do you mind so much? Don't like him?
Tom said: No way!
O I asked: how can I see it?
O Tom said: I express my feelings in a very rude way. I like who is right, and I like to find fault with others. I haven't been old for a long time. I am particularly willing to talk to him.
In front of his girlfriend who talked for a while, Tom appeared as a breakup prop.
A phone call from Laojiu: Tang Er, this is extremely difficult. Come and play with my new love.
Tom immediately rolled and crawled, and was snatched away by Laojiu, making the girl with big breasts vomit blood.
I always felt that it took me a long time to find a friend like Tom. He is one of the most derogatory men in universal values: frivolous, cold-blooded, coquettish, playboy and vain. Almost all the words that define a bad man can be used in this product. However, in public, whenever someone speaks ill of the goods (which often happens), Tom will definitely turn his face and swear back firmly.
Tom's parents died young, and she grew up with her grandmother. She looks as hard as a nut with a sticky paste inside. She is unprincipled and unreasonable. This kind of girl can't stand being treated well by others, and she is always willing to go through fire and water and stab her in the back, so she is particularly gullible.
I don't think Laojiu lied to her. Tom has told me many times that Laojiu is the most suitable man for her, but unfortunately she doesn't call.
I asked: where is good?
O Tom said: Never ask me to pay the bill, talk with me when I'm bored, and help me when I'm in trouble. Grandma is ill and he always lends me money.
O Tom also said: When a man gives money to a woman, he has either intention or loyalty.
For a long time, I was first-class in Tom's mind.
/kloc-At the beginning of 0/3, Laojiu got a new girlfriend and raised two dogs. They all say it's true love. We don't believe it, but Tom does. Tom said that this time, I moved for a long time, and even my talent was inspired. At that time, my idea was like urine. Not only was the copy excellent, but I also received a column.
Tom adored him so much that he memorized every article. For a long time, girlfriends and dogs were the main contents of Laojiu's column. In his works, his girlfriend is both talented and beautiful, and his dog is virtuous.
In the summer, Laojiu was lovelorn, and his girlfriend took Summer Google away and left him the Golden Retriever Baidu. People who are not so lovelorn are lovelorn. It never occurred to us that we could drink late because we had been drinking for a long time. We sent him back. The luxurious apartment is as dirty as a dump. Empty beer cans can be seen everywhere on the floor. The sofa is full of dirty clothes, one east and one west. On the coffee table are old newspapers and lunch boxes that have not been thrown away after eating. The air was bad, and Baidu, who was suffocating and hungry, almost tackled Tom. This dog is not only thin, furry and dusty, but also obviously super neurotic after being locked up for too long.
Laojiu shouted: Kiki, calm down!
Tom was taken aback: Qiqi is not your original name?
O Laojiu blushed and continued to shout: If you leave, you are worse than a dog! Change the dog's name and humiliate her!
O queen Tom said: this sentence is really fucking touching.
That's it. Laughter can be as high as no friends, and tears can be as low as no audience.
During that time, Tom met a serious man on a blind date, and his feelings were stable, but she came out to accompany him for a long time every day, helping him clean the room, wash clothes, change sheets and cook.
I was awake for a long time and said with a smile, what do you mean? I didn't know you had this side. I am flattered. You don't have to. You're too brave. I'm sorry. I'm so touched. I invite you to dinner. No problem paying you.
A week later, no more treats. A month later, there were fewer words of thanks. In another three months, the health will get angry if it is not cleaned for a long time.
Finally one day, Tom called me: I slept with the old man for a long time.
I said without surprise: you are finished.
Tom sighed.
O I asked: What is your relationship now?
Tom said, I didn't ask.
O it's my turn to sigh: sleep without asking?
Tom said: I took the initiative. He drank too much and challenged me, saying that even if I undressed in front of him, he wouldn't react.
and then
Then I took off my clothes.
O and then what
O Tom was silent for a moment: then you can watch porn.
One night two months later, Tom called me and asked me to meet Laojiu downstairs. She dragged her suitcase with long hair and stood under the dim street lamp, as thin as a bone.
I said, let's go.
O She said: I listen to you and want to ask you clearly every time.
What did he say?
O he said I was a good friend who could have sex.
I nodded: this is very clear.
But I want to be his girlfriend. Tom cried.
I accompanied her that night and scolded my ancestors for eighteen generations.
/kloc-At the end of 0/4, Tom is getting married. The groom is a engineering male, who keeps his shirt in his pants all the year round. He doesn't talk much and doesn't look amazing. Tom's mother washed her tattoo, and her black hair was made clear by soup and dried noodles, like an underdeveloped female high school student.
I showed her the WeChat that asked me if I should come to the wedding a long time ago, and Tom's eyes lost focus at that moment.
After a long time, A Tongcai said, don't call him.
O asked me again: Is he married?
I said, no, the same as before.
Tom said, don't call him. I'm afraid I'm going with him.
Shit, I feel like crying when I write this. )
Tom asked again, do you know? The most tenacious love is not to admire him, but to know that he is an asshole.
I called Tom yesterday to discuss writing a story with her. Tom said of course, but I should write down my words of wisdom.
What wisdom did I ask?
Tom said: men can't play mahjong with their mother-in-law, and women can't sleep with their good friends. These two stupid things are one result, and they will lose.
Half-warm friendship is just right, and half-warm love is not enough to keep warm.
I have been thinking that the word sex should be coined by women, so it is next to the word heart, just like the book says: you can only get to other places through a woman's heart.
Long live friendship and never sleep!
Girls, don't contradict me with Li Daren and Cheng Youqing. Brother Daren won't tell his affectionate sister that you are good friends who can have sex.
But! !
If you find that you want to be more than just friends with her, turn her into a girlfriend! So it can be justified, hey hey hey ~
Can I still love you in my next life?
Life is as short as decades, and as long as hundreds of years; It's hard to really love a few people in one's life. If we never meet, know each other, know each other or fall in love in this life, where will you and I be and what will happen? If we have met, known each other, known each other and loved each other in this life, what should we call you and me at this time and how should we face it?
Thank god, let me meet you, know you and fall in love with you; Hating God makes me lose you, leave you and forget you.
Love you too much, put you in the deepest part of my heart, where there is only you, never open to others; I love you so much that I imprint you in the deepest memory. There is only you there, and I have never mentioned it to others. -
Love you too much, bury everything in your heart, and record your existence like a grave; I love you so much that I try my best to erase your goodness from my memory, but I will still look out the window at night to remember it, get my memory back and hurt myself.
If you don't change your mind in this life, I won't change my mind, so I lost contact with silence and opened the distance. Will you and I think of each other one day and call each other's names lightly? -
If you don't change your mind in this life and I change my mind, how long can I wait for your back and linger for you, and I can summon up the courage to say, do I want to be your only one again?
If you change your mind in this life and I don't, can you walk a few more steps behind me, or say hello and wave to me and say, Let's be together! Okay？
In this life, if you change your mind and I change my mind, then two people love each other silently, will we say to each other one day: I love you?
It is fate to meet thousands of miles away, but it is difficult to hold hands opposite.
If there is an afterlife, can I still love you? Even if it is difficult to break the string skillfully, it is difficult to continue the previous life in the afterlife.
If there is an afterlife, can we meet again? The vast sea of people looks forward to each other. Is there an afterlife for you?
If there is an afterlife, can we meet again? Recognize each other in the crowd, nod gently and write down their names.
If there is an afterlife, can we know each other again? Like best friends, tell us a soft heart.
If there is an afterlife, can you fall in love again? Does the ring finger wrapped around the end of the red line in your hand belong to your favorite? The moment you hold hands, you can find the memory of your past life.
If there is an afterlife, can I still love you?
Just like the spoony me in my last life, I put you in the deepest part of my heart and printed you in the deepest part of my memory. I will never mention the pain of my previous life again, and I still love you deeply in this life.
This life is only a few decades, I hope to love you only. If there is no chance in this life, I will still love you deeply in the afterlife.
(Fan Hua)
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I know I shouldn't talk about love at my age, and I know that people like me shouldn't have love. Maybe I was too young before and accidentally fell in. I admit, I still can't let her go, like a spoony fool. Delete her QQ number and mobile phone number, there is no contact, maybe it will be forgotten after a long time. This is the maximum I can force myself to forget, and another reason is that the person she likes is not me after all.
The reason why I shouldn't have love is because I don't have the capital to fall in love. Even if I love someone with my life, God will not be moved by you to give you a happy life out of thin air.
Be realistic, I can't afford to raise her. It may be a little early to say this, but are you willing to let the woman you love and yourself live a hard life on a meager salary? If you want to, you are an asshole. I don't want to be such an asshole. Therefore, I keep this love for her and don't expect to be with her in the future. : She.
If time stops, can happiness continue?
1, choose a man with nothing but the one that hurts you!
2. This is a world falling apart. Who can you save except sinking?
Your words are enough to make me feel ups and downs.
4. Not contacting doesn't mean forgetting. If I don't contact you now, please don't forget that there was another person who supported you.
Silence is the most effective weapon for men to deal with women when quarreling.
6. Swallow your grievances and tears. Don't lose if you can't afford to lose. If you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you: I'm fine!
7. Like me. I may be unreasonable occasionally, but it won't make you too sad.
I will never hide your figure in the mirror. I can't get in, I can only watch, or break it and light it.
9. People who have a modest, cheerful and sincere attitude and a patient spirit are very lucky.
10, the three most difficult things in the world are: don't waste time and keep secrets; Forget what others have done to you.
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12, are you looking too lightly with a straight face, or are you looking too clearly?
My love is unique in the world, only you can have it.
14. If time stops, can happiness continue?
15, it takes some pain to see the truth clearly.
16, mottled shadows shattered all over the floor, which is happiness that I can never put together.
17, rainy days are the saddest time. Obviously don't want to cry, tears still hang on my face willfully.
18, when I was young, I had a wicked heart but no thief courage. When I am old, I have a wicked heart and a thief's courage, and the thief will be gone.
19. Most of the clothing stores in the street are snorkeling by myself.
20. I don't care that I think others are my friends and hate me, as long as you are by my side.
2 1, that's an oath, then a responsibility, then a habit.
22. The feeling of loving someone is probably that you care about everything and can forgive everything.
23. In the face of the vicissitudes of life that have passed, there is a sense of hesitation that I can't cry.
24. Our youth is so helpless. Too many memories turn into sadness. .
25, it's okay, you can hurt yourself. I am strong in all aspects.
26. Not contacting doesn't mean not missing, but what if you miss?
27. Is the road too rough or do you forbid me to stand by you?
28. The most beautiful thing in the world is a smile that breaks away from tears.
29. The barren heart doesn't want others to understand that you are a dream that I don't want to wake up.
30. When you are alone, don't think about two people and put aside memories;
3 1, our relationship now is that you love me but I love him.
32. Most sensitive people are unhappy.
33. A girl has a crush on a boy in her class. Boys are good at geography, but girls are weak in geography. One day, the girl summoned up her courage and asked the boy, can you help me with my geography? The boy gave her a long look, and said simply that it is good for a family to have geography without two people.
34. I play a dispensable role by your side with my heart.
35. After many years, if you are not married and I am not married, will we still choose to be together?
36. We have been practicing smiling, and finally we all become people who dare not smile.