Morning meeting story

Morning Meeting Story 14 Morning Meeting Story 1

There is a kid from a rich family who loves dumplings very much and eats them every day. But he was very cunning. He only ate the stuffing and threw the sharp ends of the skin into the creek behind. The good times did not last long. When he was sixteen years old, a fire burned down his whole family, and his parents died of illness one after another in anger. Now he was penniless and embarrassed to ask for food. The neighbor's sister-in-law is very kind and gives him a bowl of batter every meal. He studied hard and came back three years later after taking the official position. He must thank his neighbor's sister-in-law. The sister-in-law said to him: Don't thank me. I didn’t give you anything. They were all the dumpling skin tips you threw away. I dried them and put them in sacks. I originally wanted to prepare them for emergencies. Just when you needed it, I gave it back to you. The senior official thought for a long time, for a long time...

There is a famous 38 theory: eight hours of sleep and eight hours of work. This is the same for everyone. The difference between people lies in how they spend their spare time. Time is the most affectionate and ruthless thing. Everyone has the same thing, which is very fair. But those who have resources may not necessarily succeed, only those who make good use of resources will succeed. Survive during the day and develop at night. This is the requirement for talents in the 21st century. Morning Meeting Story 2

1 One day, the son walked over and asked his father

Son: Dad, why do men and women seem to be more comfortable in women?

Dad: Think about it, is it more comfortable for your nose or your hands to pick your nose with your fingers?

Son: Then why do they seem to be in pain when they are being licked?

Dad: Think about it, if you were walking on the street and someone came up to you and picked your nose, would you feel comfortable?

Son: Then why don’t men like wearing condoms?

Dad: Do you like to pick your nose with gloves?

Son: Then why don’t women have their period?

Dad: Do you know when you have your period? Should you pick your nose when you have a nosebleed?

2 A man took the prescription from a female doctor and came back after a long time and asked: "Where is the 13-ultrasound?" The female doctor smiled and said: "It's not a 13-ultrasound, it's a B-ultrasound. ." The man said angrily: "Damn, your 'B' is too wide!"

3 There is a couple in a small mountain village. The girl is beautiful and the boy is tall. Not bad, the girl was very coquettish and hooked up with a young man from Murakami. Her husband gradually noticed it, but he couldn't find any evidence. One day he finally came up with a way and pretended to go out to visit relatives and said he wouldn't have sex that night. After returning home, his wife met him, and he made an appointment with his best friend to come to his home in the evening. When the lights were turned on, the man quietly sneaked under the window behind his room, and even made an appointment with his brothers to catch him! Only the two people in the room heard He was so angry that he was kicking and peeing, and the woman was so happy that she kept screaming: "Ah...oh...ah...oh...harder...harder...fuck me." It feels so good...I'll buy you a pair of leather shoes..." His husband heard this outside and got furious!! He stood up and yelled into the room: "Do it! Her! She, I'll buy you a pair of leather shoes!!

4 A young man saw a beautiful woman on the bus with her collar opened very low, revealing her beauty, and jokingly said, "It's really a place where peach blossoms are in full bloom." After hearing this, the beautiful woman lifted up her skirt and said, "Also, The place where you were born and raised'!

　5 The little girl always showed off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and said: You will never have this! The girl also took off her pants. Said: My mother said that as long as you have this, you can have as many things as you want!

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In class, the beautiful female teacher explained to the children seriously: "Breast" means "breast" It means "small". For example, "suckling pig" means "little pig", and "suckling pigeon" means "little pigeon". Xiao Ming, please make a sentence using the word "milk".

Xiao Ming: My family's economy The conditions are not very good, and I can only live in a 40-square-meter room.

Teacher: (I feel dizzy)... This won’t work...

Xiao Ming: I have to dance every day when I go to school. The one that passes by my door.

Teacher: (fainted)... No... try another one.

Xiao Ming: ...Teacher, I really can’t think of it. It makes my nipples burst.

Teacher: ...

7 Ghost: God, next time I am reincarnated, I want to be as white as an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate yourself as Hushu Bao.

8. A friend was selling popsicles in the park during his first work-study program, and he was too embarrassed to shout. Suddenly someone shouted: "Selling popsicles~~~~Selling popsicles~~" . When the friend heard this, he felt happy and shouted: "Me too~~~~Me too~~~~".

9. Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While the ant was burying the elephant, he cried bitterly: "My dear, why did you go so early? I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life!"

10. Your boy has a crush on a girl. I had the courage to ask the girl what kind of boy she likes

The girl replied, "A guy with a flat head". She kept asking the same question several times and got the same answer

The boy was discouraged and said: "Is it okay to have a flat head?" ".

11. One day, I was out of breath and chasing the last bus. While chasing, I shouted: Master! Master, wait for me~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the car window. Come on, say to me slowly: Wukong, please stop chasing me.

12. One day I took a biology test, and one of the questions asked me to guess the name of the bird by looking at its legs. A certain student really didn't understand and angrily tore up the paper and prepared to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him: "Which class are you in and what is your name?" A certain student lifted up his trouser legs and said: "Guess, you guess."

13. Beautiful Mongolia After the tribal actress finished her performance, the leader came to the stage to receive her. He took her hand and asked her whether it was cold or warm, and refused to let go for a long time. He asked kindly: What is your name? The actress replied excitedly, "Malegbi. Songshou" < /p>

14 A king wants to find a princess for marriage, and puts an apple on the princess’s head. Whoever shoots it will have a chance to marry the princess.

The first man shot the apple, and he said: "I'm Robin."

The second man also shot the apple, and he said: "I'm Robin." m Hou Yi. "

The third man accidentally shot the princess to death. He said: "I'm sorry..." Morning Meeting Story 3

1 A piglet, a sheep and a cow were kept in the same stall. I remember one time when the shepherd caught the piglet, it howled loudly and resisted violently. The sheep and cows hated its howling, so they said: "He often catches us, but we don't make any noise."

The piglet heard this and replied: "Catching you and catching me are completely different things. He only wants your hair and milk when he catches you, but he wants my life when he catches me!"

Insights: It is difficult for people with different positions and different environments to understand each other. Feelings; therefore, we should not take pleasure in other people's frustrations, setbacks, and pain, but should have a caring and understanding mood. Be tolerant. Morning Meeting Story Part 4

Once upon a time, a small country came to China and paid tribute to three identical golden men. The golden walls were so brilliant that the emperor was very happy. But this small country was unkind and asked a question at the same time: Which of the three golden men is the most valuable?

The emperor thought of many ways and invited a jeweler to check, weigh and see the workmanship. They were all exactly the same. what to do? The envoy is still waiting to go back and report. Isn’t it possible that such a huge country doesn’t even understand this little thing? Morning Meeting Story Part 5

----In life, there are often countless blows from the outside, but the final decision on how these blows will affect you is in your hands.

My grandfather made me a long dragon out of paper. The gap in Changlong's abdominal cavity can only accommodate a few locusts. If you put them in, they will all die inside, and no one will be spared! Grandfather said: "Locusts are too impatient. Apart from struggling, they never thought about using their mouths to bite the dragon, and they didn't know that they could crawl out from the other end by moving forward. Therefore, even though it has a mouth shell like iron pincers And the jagged thighs didn't help. "When my grandfather put a few caterpillars of the same size through the faucet and then closed the faucet, a miracle happened: in just a few minutes, the little caterpillars crawled out of the dragon's tail one by one.

Warm reminder: Destiny has always been hidden in our thoughts.

Many people cannot get out of the big or small shadows at different stages of life, not because their natural personal conditions are much worse than others, but because they have no idea to bite through the shadow paper dragon, and do not have the patience to slowly and slowly Find a direction and move forward step by step until a new cave appears in front of you. Morning Meeting Story Part 6

Paul Newmant is a young man born in the 1990s in the UK. After graduating from the art department of the university, he chose to start his own business and opened an advertising company in London, serving as both the boss and salesman.

However, due to insufficient financial strength, the advertising company’s business was not good from the beginning. Although Newmant could design good promotional videos and copywriting for clients, he could not find an influential one. publishing platform. How to provide customers with an effective and affordable product release platform has become a big problem that troubles Newmant.

One day, Newmant was wandering aimlessly on his way to get off work, feeling confused because if he could no longer find such a platform, the advertising company would have to close down.

There was a lot of dirt on the wall in an underground passage, and it was also covered with random small advertisements. Every time he passed by this place, Newmant felt that this wall was very ugly and awkward, and it was very inconsistent with the civilized city of London. However, no one had been responsible for cleaning it for a long time, and the surface of the city needed to be cleaned like this. There are many places.

At this time, a business inspiration suddenly flashed in Newmant's mind - isn't this a good product promotion and release platform? There is a lot of traffic here. If you help the municipal sanitation department clean up the dirt and small advertisements on the wall for free, and then graffiti product promotion ads on it, it will definitely be very popular.

Just get started, Newmant used extremely simple tools such as wax paper templates, brushes, water and sandpaper razors to first clean the dirt on the wall surface, and then create promotional images and text for the product. , can paint on dark and dirty surfaces including sidewalks and tunnels.

At first, the London sanitation department did not allow him to do this. They thought it was vandalism. But later they discovered that Newmant was helping them complete a task that had always been a headache for them for free, so they acquiesced.

Due to the good publicity effect and the low cost, companies such as Microsoft and Coca-Cola soon came to visit, and his advertising company also began to revive.

What Newmant didn’t expect was that with the 2012 Olympic Games being held, the London City Government would need to clean up every corner of the streets and every corner of the city, and clean up the dirt on every urban surface. And be more vivid. So the government asked Newmant for help and asked him to take over this troublesome task that the government felt was "overwhelmed".

The opportunity brought to Newmant is the sharp increase in advertising fees - all businesses want to take advantage of the excellent opportunity of the Olympics to let Newmant help them promote themselves. For this reason, Newmant made nearly $4 million in one fell swoop.

Currently, Newmant also produces image promotion posters for the Metropolitan Police and the Scottish Government, and his business has also expanded to New York and other cities in the United States.

Sometimes, breaking the rules and seeing the other side of things can often lead to breakthroughs and success. Morning Meeting Story Part 7

The most ridiculous experience was a group company, which was developing like Google. I thought it was pretty good, so I took a car to meet it. This interview experience became a joke among friends. When I went to the company, there was a Feng Shui array as soon as I entered the door. There was also a Feng Shui array in the interview hall, and there were gossips on the wall, sweat! There were 10 people applying for different positions, and there were about 2-3 people competing for one position.

When it was my turn, the old director of this company sat on the sofa, his assistant was on the right side, and I sat on the left. The old director grabbed my resume in his hand and said to his assistant without glancing at me: "This guy's writing is very frivolous." Then his assistant said to me, please don't mind and let me write it in 2 minutes. Introduce yourself. I just finished speaking, and then he didn't look at me wiping his glasses. While wiping, he said to his assistant: "This person is not suitable for our company. You can tell by looking at her face."

Then her assistant said: "Didn't you say that people with such a face are easy to learn?" The old director continued: "A person with such a face is easy to learn. The problem is that she can listen." He My assistant said to me again: “Please don’t mind.

"I still smiled during the interview, cursing secretly in my mind, is this an interview or a facial appearance? If you rely on facial appearance, there is something wrong!

I said to the old director: "I understand. I have seen your interview. The company introduction knows that you believe in Buddhism." He looked at me and said, "You should be grateful to someone for telling you these things that you don't know. "I was extremely speechless and really wanted to throw the thing away. I admired how I still maintained a good smile at that time, and I was still very patient. When his assistant sent me out, he told me that the result would be notified later. A week later, I received the assistant's message I immediately replied to the text message, "I wish your company can recruit suitable talents as soon as possible through this special method." I finally let out the anger I had been holding in for a week.

My friends laughed after telling me this. Damn, there is such a company.

The most disastrous interview experience was the one I had with a certain company. The only company I had a successful interview with was the one that almost scared me. There were three companies in this company. After the interview at the branch office, it was around 6 o'clock, and I waited on the roadside for almost an hour to get the bus back to the city. It was dark and there was no place to go, and I almost scared myself to tears when I was notified by the company behind me to negotiate. I would never go to work. Who knows what would happen if I went to work there?

An investment company where I interviewed downgraded the position I applied for to an assistant manager. < /p>

My experience in interviewing at a trading company is that the position is recruiting French-speaking talents. This position requires a business trip to France for 2-3 months every year. Can you still speak French?

I don’t know, it’s normal to meet with only 5 out of 10 companies. Unfortunately, there is no further information. I can only say that the interview is a long road, but the interview is really exciting.

I hope the next interview will not be like that. Wonderful, it's a normal company. Morning Meeting Story 8

There was a professor who had to take a boat to the university on the other side to give lectures. This morning, he took the boat again, and he suddenly pointed out with great interest. He looked up into the air and asked the ferryman: "Boatman, how much do you know about astronomy?"

The boatman replied ashamedly: "Professor, I don't know anything about astronomy because I don't have much education. The professor said proudly: "You don't understand astronomy? Then you have lost 25% of your life." "

Not long after, the professor asked again: "Boatman, how much do you know about biology?" The boatman replied even more shamefully: "I'm sorry, Professor. I don't know what biology is either. The professor said in surprise: "You don't even understand biology? Then you can say that you have lost 50% of your life." "Not long after that, the professor pointed to the reeds in the water and asked: "Then do you know what botany is?" The boatman was so ashamed that he didn't even dare to raise his head and replied in a low voice: "I... I don't know. "The professor couldn't help laughing and said: "Then you can say that you have lost 75% of your life!" At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew and the sky changed drastically. A heavy rain came. The boat was hit by the wind and waves. There was a big rock and a hole was broken in the bottom of the boat. The river water immediately rushed in. Seeing that the boat was about to sink, the boatman quickly prepared to jump into the water to escape, so he asked the professor with concern: "Can you swim?" The professor was so frightened that his face turned pale. Answer: "I just can't swim!" The host said sympathetically: "It seems that you will lose 100% of your life soon. "After saying that, he jumped into the water to escape.

Enlightenment

The greatest value of a person does not lie in how well educated he is, but in whether he can withstand life. During the economic downturn, we saw many well-educated accountants and engineers who were at a loss because they lost their jobs, but we never saw a well-trained salesperson. In times of economic downturn, as long as you study hard, your sales career will not only help you achieve an ideal life, but it will also train a successful salesman to be a mature, confident, skillful person who can withstand the storm. Short Story 9

A bus full of passengers was moving quickly along the downhill road. There was a person chasing the car closely. A passenger stuck his head out of the window. Say to the person chasing the car: "Brother! Forget it, you can't catch up!"

Insights from the morning meeting inspirational story: Some people must work very hard, because if they don't, the consequences will be very serious. Tragic! However, precisely because you have to go all out, your latent instincts and unknown traits will eventually be fully revealed.

Insights from the morning meeting’s inspirational story: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your shortcomings first, the answer will be different. When you face conflicts and disputes, first think about whether you are in your heart. If you feel bad, you may be able to let it go soon.

One day the cat fell into a big pit, and the pig brought a rope. The cat asked the pig to throw down the rope, but he threw the whole bundle down. The cat said depressedly: "If you throw it down like this, how can you pull me up?" The pig said: "What else should I do?" The cat said: "You should hold one end of the rope!" The pig jumped down and took one end of the rope. Said: "It's OK now!" The cat cried, crying happily.

Short stories and insights from the sales morning meeting. So they decided to increase the height of the cage from the original ten meters to twenty meters. As a result, the next day they found that the kangaroo still ran outside, so they decided to increase the height to 30 meters.

Unexpectedly, the next day they saw all the kangaroos running outside, so the administrators were very nervous and decided to increase the height of the cage to 100 meters.

I understand that there are “basics”, “priorities” and “priorities” in things. Closing the door is the root and raising the cage is the tail. If you abandon the root and chase the tail, you will of course miss the point. What is management? Management is to grasp the "root and cause", "severity" and "priority" of things.

Bian Que replied: My eldest brother treats diseases before they occur. Since most people don't know that he can eradicate the cause of the disease in advance, his fame cannot be spread. Only people in our family know about it. When my middle brother treats a disease, he treats the disease at the beginning of the disease. Most people think that he can only cure minor illnesses, so his fame is limited to his hometown. And I, Bian Que, treat diseases when they are serious. Most people saw me inserting needles into meridians for bloodletting, applying medicine to the skin and other major operations, so they thought that I was a skilled doctor, and my reputation spread all over the country. Morning Meeting Story Part 10

3. Simple Joy

There was a little girl who walked from home to school every day. One morning, the weather was not very good. The clouds gradually thickened. In the afternoon, the wind blew stronger. Soon there was lightning, thunder, and heavy rain. The little girl's mother was very worried. She was worried that the little girl would be frightened by the thunder or even be hit by it. The thunderstorm was getting heavier and heavier, and the lightning pierced the sky like a sharp sword. The little girl's mother hurriedly drove her I took the car and went to find the little girl along the route to school. I saw my little daughter walking alone on the street, but found that every time there was lightning, she stopped, looked up, and smiled.

After watching for a long time, the mother finally couldn’t help but stop her child and asked her, “What are you doing?” She said, “God just took a picture of me, so I want to laugh. ! ”

Life is like a mirror, if you smile at it, it will give you a bright smile in return! Morning Meeting Story Part 11

"Who Moved My Cheese":

Reminds you of ways to smile at the changes and achieve success in today's era of change. Using this method, you can get what you want most in life, the "cheese" in the book, whether it's a job, health, relationships, love, or money. In the story, you will find that the two mice do better than the two dwarfs when facing changes, because they always simplify things; and the two dwarfs have complex brains and human emotions, But it always complicates things. This is not to say that rats are smarter than people, we all know that human emotions always complicate things. This is not wisdom. But if you think about it from another perspective, aren’t human beings’ overly complex wisdom and emotions sometimes obstacles on the way forward? Morning Meeting Story Chapter 12

Before a master performer came on stage, his disciples told him that his shoelaces were loose. The master nodded his thanks and knelt down to tie it carefully. After the disciple turned around, he squatted down and loosened his shoelaces.

An onlooker saw all this and asked puzzledly: "Master, why do you want to untie the shoelaces again?" The master replied: "Because I play a tired person." The traveler has loosened his shoes after a long journey, and this detail can be used to express his tiredness and haggardness.

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"Then why don't you tell your disciple directly? "

"He could carefully find that my shoelaces were loose, and told me enthusiastically that I must protect his enthusiastic enthusiasm and encourage him in a timely manner. As for why I should loosen my shoelaces, Unlock it. There will be more opportunities to teach him how to perform in the future. You can talk about it next time. ”

People can only do one thing at a time. Only those who understand the key points are the real talents. Morning Meeting Short Story 13

2. Qu Tutu Tu Xin

A guest visited someone's home and saw that the chimney on the host's stove was straight and there was a lot of wood next to it. The guest told the host that the chimney needed to be reshaped and the wood had to be removed, otherwise it might cause damage in the future. There was a fire, but the owner didn't say anything.

Soon there was a fire in the owner's house, and the neighbors rushed to put out the fire. Finally, the fire was put out, so the owner cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle and entertained the neighbors as a reward. They were credited with putting out the fire, but they did not invite the person who originally suggested that he remove the wood and reroute the chimney.

Someone said to the owner: "If he had listened to that gentleman, there would be no need to prepare a banquet today." , and there was no fire damage. Now you are rewarded based on merit. The person who originally gave you advice was not thanked, but the person who put out the fire was a guest. It is really strange! "

The host suddenly woke up and hurriedly invited the guest who had given the advice to have a drink.

The experience is generally believed to be enough to settle or solve various thorny problems in the business process. People are good managers. In fact, this is debatable. As the saying goes: "Prevention is better than cure." It is better to prevent problems before they happen than to cure them after they have already happened. From this point of view, the root cause of corporate problems is Preventers are actually better than solvers of corporate problems. Morning Meeting Story Chapter 14

In the last years of the Qin Dynasty, due to the brutal rule of the Qin Dynasty, farmers all over the country revolted one after another. In 208 BC, the two armies of Liu Bang and Xiang Yu met, and they jointly elected the grandson of King Huai of Chu to be King of Chu. The military power was greatly shaken. At this time, Wei, Zhao, Yan, Han and other countries that had been destroyed by Thailand also took the opportunity to resume their uprising and formed an anti-Qin alliance with Chu. Hu Hai, the second emperor of Qin, hurriedly sent troops to various places to suppress it. Qin general Zhang Han led an army of 200,000 people to attack Zhao and besieged King Zhao in Julu. The State of Zhao hurriedly asked for help from the State of Chu. The King of Chu then sent Song Yi as the commander-in-chief and Xiang Yu as the second-general to lead troops to rescue Zhao. But Song Yi was not in a hurry to save Zhao. He planned to let Qin and Zhao both lose in the fight, and then attack and win to preserve his strength. He led his men and horses and marched slowly to Anyang. He also stopped to rest for 46 days. . Xiang Yu was anxious. He repeatedly persuaded Song Yi to rush to Maolu to attack Thailand, but Song Yi refused. In anger, he killed Song Yi and seized military power. He sent Lian Bu and Pu General Ju to lead 20,000 troops and horses across the surging Zhang River. He went straight to Julu and fought with the Qin army, but only won a small victory. With Zhao Guo's repeated requests for support, Xiang Yu led his entire army across the Zhang River, preparing for a decisive battle with the Qin army.

Xiang Yu saw that the Qin army had many troops and strong morale. If he wanted to defeat the powerful Qin army, he must come up with a good strategy. So he ordered the soldiers to dig through all the ferries and sink them to the bottom of the water; he also smashed all the cooking pots used by the marchers, and each man took three days' worth of dry food with him. Under such circumstances, there is no way to retreat and there is not much food. If we do not defeat the enemy, there is only death. The officers and soldiers of the Chu army were excited and encouraged each other. Everyone moved forward desperately with the determination of advancing to survive and retreating to death.

When two armies meet, the brave one wins. Although the Qin army had a large number of troops, it could not withstand the Chu army, which was determined to die. After several fierce and bloody battles, the Qin army finally collapsed. This is how Xiang Yu used the "burning the cauldron and sinking the boat" method to stimulate morale and defeat powerful enemies.

Enlightenment: People use the metaphor of "breaking the cauldron and sinking the boat" to describe a firm determination to advance without retreating. When achieving a career in Laiyi, you should understand that whether you are studying or working, it is like sailing against the current. If you do not advance, you will retreat. Only by constantly making progress and sprinting towards the goal unswervingly can you achieve final success.