What are some embarrassing quotations recently?
I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I am sad!
3. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?
Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!
5. The lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!
7. Those times that are allowed to squander freely are called youth.
8. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.
9. I am nostalgic-because I can't see the future.
10. I admire myself so much that I sometimes kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!
1 1. Don't cry at my grave, it will defile my path of reincarnation.
12. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle!
13. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.
14. When two people meet, it is either a story or an accident.
15. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.
16. I prefer to watch Huo Ying endure it, because when I die, all the Japanese in a village will die.
17. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
18. It is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?
19. The population is heavy, so it is planned to ban cola and drink urgent syrup instead.
20. The humble surface conceals the inner abnormality.
2 1. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.
22. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.
23. I never lie, except this sentence.
24. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
26. Carousel is the cruelest game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other!
27. There is no rehearsal in life. Every moment is broadcast live.
28. The strong are not without tears, but can run forward with tears in their eyes.
29. If I bother you again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.
30. Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.
3 1. Some people are like this. They think the whole world is a cesspit because they are maggots.
32. True love is like a UFO, only heard of it, but no one has seen it.
33. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
34. There is a kind of person who is not CTM, and he will never know that you are his father.
35. I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret.
I'm emphasizing that you should keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.
37. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
38. The world is coming to an end. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.
39. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.
40. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof you use to shelter from the rain.
4 1 .50 cents and 50 cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
42. I am not L 'Oré al Paris and I don't deserve it.
43. Dreams are doomed to be shattered.
44. One person's loneliness is the fault of two people.
45. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't say what you like to hear.
46. If you can't hold the sand, lift it.
47. My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.
48. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor!
49. My signature is very expensive, especially on the check!
50. People can't be too square or too round, one will hurt people and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!
5 1. I like you, none of your business!
52. It is a principle to find a penny for Uncle pol.ice on the roadside, but finding ten dollars is beyond the scope of the principle.
53. Eat without vegetables, save money and fall in love.
Chopin, I'll give you two dollars if you pop out my sadness.
If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
56. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
57. The oath is just a slip of the tongue!
58. The advertisement was very good, and a TV play suddenly popped up.
59. It is difficult to sell more cucumbers to couples now.
60. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.
6 1. You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.
62. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!
63. I am still young and need some advice. However, I don't need your advice … ..
64. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!
65. For your Audi, my Dior, we have to refuel!
66. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.
68. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
69. If you like me, will you die?