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1. Take other people's road, leave others with no choice, take your own road and let others follow me.

2. Never leaving is all bullshit, and vows of eternal love are all memories.

3. I am not a customer service staff, so you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

4. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in the circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

5. Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell whether you are love or friendship.

6. there will always be a blind person who looks at you and then has nothing to say to you.

7. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.

8. The height of life is not how many things you recognize, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Be a mountain, look at everything, and accommodate everything. Being a man is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you know how to advance and retreat.

9. It's best to show food in the circle of friends at noon, because it will pay off sooner or later!

1. The exam does not require a plenary session, but requires that all questions are correct.

11. No matter how strong the wind is or how crazy the rain is, you can't stay in bed.

12. Toss a coin: Heads go online, tails go to bed, and get up and do your homework.

13. The last bus of happiness is not missed, but can't be squeezed.

14. Time is always getting old, but it's hard to keep all the good things you once had.

15. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days, and it is suitable for going out for a walk in sunny days. After a long time, there is not a day suitable for going to work.

16. People's potential is infinite. Only by working hard can you know your true strength. Because the direction of the tree, the wind determines. You decide your own direction.

17. Many brilliant ideas are put forward, but nothing can be done.

18. Poverty limits so many things, but why not limit my weight?

19. I always thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

2. If you have time to worry about the things you love, it is better to think more about how to get rid of poverty and become rich. I gave you roses that day, and I had a lingering fragrance in my hand. You returned my rose that day, and my hand was bruised.

22. Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is quilt.

23. Just try and you will win.

24. With your looks, you don't need to lose weight at all. Now you can use obesity as an excuse, but after losing weight, there is no excuse.

25. Don't fall in love with me. You are hypocritical. Let's get married if you can.

26. All the troubles are because you are poor.

27. as long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

28. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It is so principled that you can't hate a man with vision.

29. A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, but it actually hit my foot!

3. Life is not just about the present, but also about the poems you can't read and the distant places you can't reach.

31. Every effort deserves to be respected.

32. Life before the age of 1 is given by parents, and life after the age of 1 is given by yourself. Don't take your embarrassment out on others. The only thing we can complain about is that we don't work hard enough.

33. It's foolish to get up late and ruin the morning, so it's better not to get up early!

34. Nowadays, people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do, but I am even worse. I am not full.

35. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid I'll have a surprise when I open the lid. Enjoy one more bottle.

36. Are there any healing sentences? For example, Alipay received RMB 1,.

37. It's not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly.

38. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash, which is non-negotiable.

39. If I can't see you again, can I draw your face red?

4. Money is the root of all evil, but if you have no money, the whole society will despise you. Sixty-four literary quotations of funny nonsense that have been very popular recently

Literary quotations of funny nonsense that have been very popular recently (Part I)

1. As the saying goes, the saying goes well.

2. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

3. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

4. the last time I was so speechless was the last time.

5. Playing in the game for 3 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.

6. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

7. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

8. As a experienced person, I have already come.

9. You are all shortcomings except your advantages

1. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

11. I just have two sentences to say, one is a sentence, and the other is a sentence.

12. Do you know that people who see this nonsense quotation are reading this copy now?

13. I quite agree with your speech, regardless of the content.

14. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

15. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

16. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

17. When blood collapses, there is no snowflake that does not collapse.

18. Q: When are you free? A: When you are free, you will naturally be free!

19. Neighbors in the same community, their children have been attending sixth-grade classes since the sixth grade. My children are in the third grade and are still studying in the third grade.

2. Listening to your words is like listening to words.

21. The day my mother gave birth to me happened to be my birthday. Funny nonsense literary quotations that have been very popular recently (Part II)

22. You can't make a phone call when the cell phone is dead.

23. There is an old saying in China, which is well said.

24. Cold knowledge: Every 6 seconds of breathing, life will be reduced by one minute.

25. I found the law of stocks! It is either up or down.

26. three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

27. This is my father, and I'm his son.

28. If you can see, you are not blind.

29. If you weren't ugly, you would look pretty.

3. You are not hungry when you are full.

31. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

32. regardless of the content, if it makes sense, it makes sense for you to speak.

33. This tomato smells like tomato.

34. Eating noodles without garlic equals not eating garlic.

35. You are a wise man, too. You know what I know.

36. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

37. If you look white, you won't be black.

38. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so be careful when I speak.

39. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 6 seconds a person breathes, his life will be shortened by one minute.

4. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, it's probably the moonlight.

41. Nowadays, young people are really younger than Lao Cui.

42. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent a little more time. Funny nonsense literary quotations that have been very popular recently (Part 3)

43. You are really good-looking, especially with your eyes. One * * * is no more than two.

44. If you jump from the 18th floor, there will be an accident.

45. You look pretty. You should be pretty.

46. The crab was alive before it died.

47. As we all know, the swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

48. I wonder if you have found that summer is much hotter than winter.

49. Sure enough, good-looking people are beautiful.

5. If you are alive, you are not dead.

51. In the matter of being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

52. Apart from the content, I quite agree.

53. If you look good, it's not so bad.

54. The law of stocks has been found, either rising or falling.

55. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

56. Anything useful is not useless at all.

57. The young man is handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

58. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk.

59. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

6. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

61. You look serious in a serious way.

62. You will find that what is said in nonsense literature is full of nonsense.

63. Do you know? Generally, people drive while sitting in the car. There are forty-six funny quotations of nonsense literature.

One funny quotation of nonsense literature.

1. You are pretty, you should be pretty.

2. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

3. You can know the weather tomorrow by the weather forecast.

4. It is well known that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

5. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

6. Every time I click your mobile phone, I get an extra reminder

7. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

8. It's not so ugly if you look good

9. Congratulations!

1. Did the victim of this traffic accident get hurt?

11. Your mother must be pregnant before she gave birth to you.

12. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.

13. My family lost two cows, one is white, and the other is white.

14. What about you?

15. In the matter of being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

16. Girls who are good-looking are all beautiful.

17. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wing

18. Today's young people are really young compared with Lao Cui

19. This potato looks like a potato.

2. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.

21. The law of the stock has been found, either rising or falling.

22. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be full.

23. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent a little more time. The latest super-hot nonsense and funny quotations from literature II

24. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

25. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.

26. Drink more hot water, because the water is hot when drinking hot water.

27.1 I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!

28. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

29. I suddenly saw this sentence.

3. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

31. If you jump from the tenth floor, there is no accident, then you should have an accident.

32. I quite agree with your speech, regardless of the content.

33. whatever you say is irrelevant, it's not irrelevant at all.

34. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I understand what you mean.

35. You know, one minute on stage, 6 seconds off stage

36. Did the deceased get hurt?

37. You look as if you haven't been cured.

38. After dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

39. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands that people should understand me and understand what you mean, the network environment will be full of people who understand.

4. If you fall from a 1-story building, there should be an accident.

41. If I guess correctly, I should guess correctly.

42. Morning shock! The survey shows that people will only be born-times

43. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

44. The whole job is good, but it is a little bad.

45. Shocked, a 14-year-old teenage girl was only four years old ten years ago.

46. If it's a little useful, it's not at all useful. Little Red Book's recent hot nonsense literature funny short sentences (6 sentences)

Little Red Book's recent hot nonsense literature funny short sentences 1

1. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

2. Young man, you are really good, so young at a young age.

3. When people die, they can't live anymore

4. When they are free, they are naturally free.

5. If you are willing to spend a little more time to finish reading, you will find that you have spent a little more time.

6. You can do it! Unless you can't.

7. According to statistics, all the people born out of wedlock are women.

8. you probably didn't lose your mobile phone before.

9. You can't make a phone call when the cell phone is dead.

1. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

11. Luck is all about luck.

12. I was shocked when I first went to Korea. I have never seen it in any country.