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Sixty excerpts from classic literary quotations for perfunctory nonsense when chatting with friends in daily life

Part 1 of Classic Nonsense Literary Quotations for Daily Chatting with Friends

1. The last time I saw a video like this was the last time.

2. As far as I know, I know nothing about this.

3. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

4. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.

5. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

6. People will die if they are killed.

7. Crabs are still alive before they die,

8. Your chain can only be broken at critical moments

9. Neighbors in the same community, Their children started taking sixth grade classes in sixth grade. My child is in third grade and is still taking third grade classes.

10. This pig was alive before it died.

11. If you eat noodles without garlic, you don’t eat garlic.

12. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.

13. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

14. If you fall from the 100th floor, there will be an accident.

15.1 I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

16. If you are willing to take the time to get to know me, you will find that you spend more time.

17. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

18. The cicada’s wings are so thin, almost as thin as cicada wings.

19. I am calm except when I am not calm.

20. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now. Chapter 2 of classic quotations from literary classics that are perfunctory in daily chatting with friends

21. If you read it, you will see it in vain; if you don’t, it will be in vain.

22. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

23. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

24. I can fry three dishes, one is fried tomatoes, one is fried tomatoes, and one is fried tomatoes.

25. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.

26. Today’s young people are really young compared to Lao Cui

27. When you have heard this, you have heard this.

28. Recall yesterday as if it was yesterday.

29. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

30. In fact, it is quite relaxing if you are not tired at work.

31. You must know that one minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage

32. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

33. You will know about tomorrow.

34. You and I are here and there.

35. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

36. This is the situation. The specific situation depends on the situation.

37. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

38. Before it dies, it should be alive.

39. When you finish clicking likes, you will find that I have one more like.

40. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago. Chapter 3 of classic quotations from nonsense literature for perfunctory daily chatting with friends

41. Morning terror! Surveys show that people are only born once in a lifetime

42. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

43. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

44. After careful observation, I found that the day I was born was actually my birthday.

45. Do you know why I am poor? Because I have no money.

46. I’ll keep my story short, but it’s a long story.

47. Did you know that for every sixty seconds you breathe, one minute passes?

48. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit, and Huang Gai who received the beating.

49. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.

50. You must close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

51. Regarding your speech, regardless of the content, I still very much agree with it.

52. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.

53. Before you lost your mobile phone, you probably didn’t lose it.

54. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

55. After October, it’s November.

56. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

57. Putting aside the content, if it is so reasonable, what you say makes sense.

58. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.

59. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here? I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.

60. Did you know that the fourteen-year-old girl was actually twelve years old two years ago! Classic literary quotations from Sheniu for chatting and picking up nonsense

Classic literary quotations from Sheniu for chatting and picking up nonsense (Part 1)

1. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep. .

2. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.

3. The pattern of stocks has been found. It either rises or falls.

4. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.

5. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, otherwise you will feel full.

6. If what you say is good, it should be right.

7. My age increases by one year every year on my birthday.

8. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.

9. This is my father, and I am his son.

10. If heaven is sentimental, then heaven is sentimental, and the right way in the world is the right way.

11. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

12. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?

13. You must be very thin when you lose weight.

14. As long as you have some ability, you will not have no ability at all.

15. After careful observation, I found that the day I was born was actually my birthday.

16. After October, it’s November.

17. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.

18. How should I put it, you are very beautiful, you have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth, just right, no more, no less, the best thing is your hair It grows right on the top of the head.

19. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

20. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed. She Niu Chat and Pick Up Nonsense Literary Classic Quotes (Part 2)

21. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.

22. You will know about tomorrow.

23. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

24. The deceased was not injured.

25. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese, right?

26. According to statistics: all people who give birth to children out of wedlock are women.

27. This tomato has a tomato smell.

28. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

29. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

30. The last time I said this was the last time.

31. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

32. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain.

33. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

34. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

35. I usually get very angry in extremely angry situations.

36. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

37. When you can’t get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

38. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, people should understand, I understand what you understand.

39. A thousand miles of Jiangling will be returned in one day; a five hundred miles of Jiangling will be returned in half a day.

40. I’ll keep it short, but it’s a long story. Thirty-nine nonsense literary quotations that are very popular when chatting with friends on the Internet

One of the nonsense literary quotations that are very popular when chatting with friends on the Internet

1. When I am not good at food, I still Pretty awesome.

2. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

3. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

4. I’ll keep it short, but it’s a long story.

5. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

6. How should I put it, you are very beautiful, you have an indescribable beauty, especially you have two eyes, a nose and a mouth, just right, no more, no less, the best thing is your hair It grows right on the top of the head.

7. Neighbors in the same community, their children started taking sixth grade classes in sixth grade.

My child is in third grade and is still taking third grade classes.

8. If you weren’t ugly, you should be pretty good-looking.

9. It’s a good life, but it’s a bit bad, but it’s also pretty good. Unfortunately for me, it’s a bit bad. It’s just so good that it doesn’t feel bad, so it’s relatively good, but it’s a bit bad. , overall it’s still good, but it’s just a bit bad.

10. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.

11. As soon as I walked away with my front foot, my back foot followed.

12. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

13. If I am a rich person, then I must be very rich.

14. You are so good-looking, especially your eyes, one or two, no more, no less.

15. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

16. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

17. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.

18. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

19. What you said is the same as talking.

20. After you click likes, you will find that I have one more like. Part 2 of the most popular nonsense literary quotations when chatting with friends on the Internet

21. The last time I said this was the last time.

22. Three sentences, let the man listen to my three sentences.

23. Recall yesterday as if it was yesterday.

24. Don’t eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will feel full.

25. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

26. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain.

27. If what you say is good, it should be right.

28. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

29. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all.

30. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

31. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

32. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

33. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

34. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

35. I was still awake before I fell asleep.

36. As the saying goes: As the saying goes.

37. If I were not bald, I would still have quite a lot of hair.

38. Those who are awake now should not be asleep yet.

39. You are so beautiful, and you have exactly two eyes, no more, no less. Sixty classic quotes from bullshit literature by Daniel and Calf

Classic quotes from bullshit literature by Daniel and Calf (Part 1)

1. Recall yesterday as if it was yesterday.

2. If you weren’t ugly, you’d still be pretty.

3. You look like you are ill and have not been cured.

4. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

5. We will know about tomorrow’s affairs the day after tomorrow.

6. We all know that cicada wings are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada's wings

7. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it further.

8. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.

9. The last time I met you was the last time

10. I usually get very angry when I am extremely angry.

11. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed right.

12. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

13. You look like a smile when you smile.

14. There are two trees in front of the door, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree.

15. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.

16. Luck is all about luck.

17. Who would have thought that this 10-year-old boy was only 5 years old 5 years ago

18. After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

19. Sorry, can I delay everyone for half a minute? I have never celebrated a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 30th. It’s not my birthday, but I just want to delay everyone for half a minute.

20. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...Da Niu Xiao Niu Nonsense Literary Classic Quotations (Part 2)

21. I wonder if you have noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter.

22. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

23. If I have nothing to say, then I probably really have nothing to say.

24. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.

25. The last time I thought it was this funny was the last time

26. The smarter the person, the smarter the brain.

27. Did you know that people sleep with their eyes closed?

28. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

29. When I looked at this sentence, I suddenly saw this sentence.

30. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

31. It wouldn’t be so ugly if you were good-looking

32. People will die if they are killed.

33. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.

34. Those who are not asleep now must still be awake.

35. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.

36. I will definitely remember your kindness before I forget it.

37. As long as you have some ability, you will not have no ability at all.

38. Your serious look looks very serious

39. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

40. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t mean there is no sense at all. Classic Quotations from Daniel and Calf Nonsense Literature (Part 3)

41. Before 60 seconds passed, a minute was lost.

42. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight.

43. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.

44. Except for not doing work, you do everything well outside of work.

45. Drinking a glass of milk every day before going to bed will cost you a few dollars more per day than not drinking milk.

46. Before it dies, it should be alive.

47. If you are not bald, you should have quite a lot of hair.

48. As far as I know I know nothing.

49. Were the deceased in this car accident uninjured?

50. Despicable is the first two words of a despicable person, and noble is the first two words of a noble person.

51. Put some black and white sesame seeds.

52. Personally test the most effective sun protection tips - avoid the sun.

53. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit, and Huang Gai who received the beating.

54. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

55. Jumping from the 18th floor, if there is no accident, there will definitely be an accident.

56. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

57. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?

58. Research has found that when you are hit on the left side of your face, the right side of your face will not hurt.

59. If you weren’t ugly, you should be pretty good-looking.

60. This is a typical among typical. Excerpts from classic quotations from humorous nonsense literature

Humorous and nonsense classic quotations from literature (Part 1)

1. I will definitely live until I die.

2. Good morning, friends. It doesn’t matter if it’s not good, it’s whatever you want.

3. You cannot make calls when your mobile phone is out of battery.

4. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.

5. The last time I saw this sentence was the last time.

6. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

7. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?

8. I am just a little fat, otherwise I am quite thin.

9. It’s a good job, but it’s a bit bad.

10. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

11. Everyone knows that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

12. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.

13. I remember when I read your last article, it was at the time of your last article.

14. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?

15. Hello everyone, as you can see, I am a living person.

16. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

17. The last time I thought it was so funny was the last time I wrote a humorous nonsense literary classic quotation (Part 2)

18. Did you know that people need to breathe to live

< p> 19. Not seeing each other for seven days is like a week.

20. Were the deceased in this car accident uninjured?

21. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.

22. This tomato has a tomato smell.

23. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.

25. According to statistics, women are the only ones who get pregnant out of wedlock in the world. A 16-year-old girl in bloom was only 12 years old four years ago, and no one born in the 2000s has lived to be 25 years old... ...

26. If you don’t have a partner, you should still be single now.

27. You can only win, but you can’t win.

28. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

29. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

30. This pig was alive before it died.

31. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

32. Who would have thought that this 10-year-old boy was only 5 years old 5 years ago

33. Your Chinese teacher teaches you Chinese, right?

34. Young people, don’t be too young. Humorous nonsense literary classic quotations (Part 3)

35. If you fall from the 100th floor, there will be an accident if nothing else.

36. When I looked at this sentence, I suddenly saw this sentence.

37. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

38. The deceased was not injured, right?

39. Before it dies, it should be alive.

40. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.

41. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

42. This potato looks like a potato.

43. You can know tomorrow’s weather by looking at tomorrow’s weather forecast.

44. I know you, a well-known painter, a professional painter.

45. If you don’t click it, you won’t click it.

46. I can make men listen to me in just three sentences.

47. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.

48. You are so beautiful, and you have exactly two eyes, no more, no less.

49. One minute on stage is 60 seconds on stage.

50. What is better than ten years of reading? Read books for eleven years. A collection of 60 humorous and homophonic jokes and sentences for daily chatting with friends

One collection of humorous and homophonic jokes and sentences for daily chatting with friends

1. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or My little brat?

2. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautiful words.

3. "That girl, she has apple-shaped muscles, and her smile is very natural." "What you said, do girls with Android phones have lags when they smile?"

4 .Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!

5. This is the back of my hand, this is the top of my foot, you are my baby.

6. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You're just making fun of me."

7. If you don't even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?

8. Look, look, the moon today is not pretty at all. It is neither round nor bright. Yes, I don’t forgive or forgive. < /p>

10. Kai’s dad on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t get down from the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

11. Even I don’t cherish it, so what do you cherish?

12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I Lost." The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe." 13. Would it be cute if I called a toad a toad? I called a coyote Wolf, and only Gina found it cute.

14. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no. No umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.

15. I was shooting basketball today. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

16. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?

17. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

18. The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I must have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s called the nest because I love you.

19. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C++ or Java" "Shen Congwen"

20. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart "You are all I see in my peripheral vision." Part 2 of humorous homophonic jokes and cold jokes in daily chats with friends

21. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and she actually got mud from the bath.

22. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.

23. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.

24. When the Want Want snow cake is hot, it turns into Want Want quilt!

25. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.

26. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady’s head feel so heavy after putting it on? Because that is a peaked cap!

27. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.

28. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.

29. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

30. There was a quail who went to the dance late, so everyone called him ~Late Quail.

31. My mother asked me to rub the clothes. I said I had rubbed them. Did you hear me? Missed it!

32. I was on an island recently. My friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

33. Are you religious? I am a reincarnation teacher, and our main task is to sleep.

34. The doctor prescribed some pills to me. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out with a crackle. It turned out to be Haoxiangchu pills.

35. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!

36. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go.

37. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she murmured, "No fruit, no fruit."

38. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.

39. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"

40. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, they suddenly jumped out of the bag and got in. Tuli, when I came back and thought about it, it turned out that I like mud. Daily chatting with friends, humorous homophonic jokes, cold joke sentences part 3

41. I was ironing clothes today, but they wrinkled no matter how I ironed them. I said don’t wrinkle them. Don't wrinkle, don't walk.

42. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

43. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boring.

44. It doesn’t matter if you are tall. When you meet me, do you still have to bend down and talk to me?

45. a: What did you eat today b: Didn’t eat duck b: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots

46. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, I said: "Stomach, don’t you?" You can calm down a bit." Wei said: "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun"

47. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spiciness, but it dropped after just one bite. There was mud on the ground and I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud".

48. SpongeBob was fired by Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."

49. It's normal not to reply to messages, you I have never seen a beautiful woman who is not busy.

50. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

51. When studying, I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.

52. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a sound when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that it is called a rough door.

53. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. What a shame, what a shame, did you hear that? What a pity.

54. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several demons living in the piano.”

55. Wearing AirPods all day long will affect your love luck because AirPods do not have an audio cable.

56. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. Still short. Still short. Did you hear it? Still love.

57. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished?

58. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.

59. If you don’t even care about me, what are you doing at the barber shop?

60. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you tying today?" the little sparrow said. "Tweet," my mother replied, "Tweet, just chirp."