Allusions to peach blossom marriage
Everyone knows Liu, Guan and Zhang Jieyi. Why is it called Taoyuan Sanjieyi? You will say that three people became sworn in Taoyuan, so it is called Taoyuan Sanjieyi. Actually, it's not like this ...
one
Zhang Fei used to kill pigs and sell meat. This summer, he killed a pig, fearing that it would go bad if it was not sold for a while. Although Lao Zhang is a headstrong person, he is not that kind of unscrupulous profiteer. Where should I put the meat? I wanted to cool the well water, so I hung a piece of pork in the well at the door. In order to prevent others from stealing it, a heavy stone was covered on the wellhead. Seeing that "nothing is lost", I felt that it didn't make sense, so I wrote a big word on the slate: "Who can uncover the slate and take a good knife!" -free to eat Lao Zhang's pork, this is the first time! Then Zhang Fei took another piece of pork and sold it in the country.
At this time, a man came from the south road, pushing a unicycle with two bags of mung beans, and went straight to the well to stop and wanted to drink some cold water. I stopped fighting when I saw a well covered with a big stone. He thought, whose children are so ignorant, why should they cover the manhole cover with stones? -So this guy can't read! Thinking about it, I went forward and moved the stone. After that, I went to the well to lift the rope, lift it up and take out a pork fan. Hey, how come there is fresh pork and a sharp knife in this well! At this time, the big man didn't see the words on the stone, but he could still read! Without saying anything, I cut off a good piece of meat with a knife, put it in the car, pushed the car, creaked straight to the road and left.
Zhang Fei's wife was sewing at the gate, and she saw all this. She tried to stop him. It's hard to talk when I see my husband leaving a message on a big stone. She cried, "Hero, please leave your name!" "
"Guan Yu." The big man pointed to his red face and pointed to his chest-long beard and said, "I'm at the grain market in Guanyin Street, Zhuozhou. If you need anything, call me. I can't be wrong. "
When Zhang Fei came back, his wife told him everything. Hey, Zhang Fei is angry! Crying: "It's a shame to ask people to take my meat for nothing. It's cruel! I am not a fuel-efficient lamp, wait for me to settle accounts with him! "
He flew into Zhuozhou City and walked along Guanyin Street. When he saw the other side, he saw a big red-faced and bearded man with two bags of mung beans in front of him. That's him! Zhang Fei's eyes widened and his words were sarcastic: "Hey, can you eat this mung bean?" You said there was no such thing as buying things from people! Which mung beans can't be eaten? Can't you eat it and sell it? As soon as you listen, you will know that you are nitpicking. Guan Yu held his breath and said, "The mung beans I sell will always be first-class. Take a closer look at yourself! "
Zhang Fei reached into the cloth bag, grabbed a handful of mung beans and held them tightly. Immediately, mung beans turned into bean powder. He took out his hand and put it in front of Guan Yu. He smiled and said, "Sell mung bean powder as mung beans, liar!" "
Guan Yu was very angry and accused him of breaking his mung bean, but Zhang Fei refused to admit it, saying that Guan Yu sold bean powder. When they hugged each other, they quarreled. More and more people were watching, and no one knew who was real. At this time, Zhang Fei was also anxious. He grabbed a handful of mung beans and sprinkled them on Guan Yu's face. He said: "if you want to save face, don't eat my meat;" If you want to eat my meat for free, don't be ashamed! "
Guan Yu immediately understood: Dare! This is the owner of that pork knife. Oh, someone can eat your pork. If you don't like it, you can fight. Hum, our old customs are not good birds either. At that time, I dared to kill the county magistrate, but I was afraid of you. Then they started fighting. Great, the whole Guanyin Street, from east to west, and from west to east, knocked on a market from east to west, with seven meats and eight vegetarian dishes. Well, why didn't anyone stop the fight? Huh? It's like two tigers fighting in the zoo. Why didn't anyone stop the fight? -He ... He ... He wants someone to dare! These two men are heavy in body, good in martial arts and strong in strength. One punch, three steps and one foot, the whole street will soon be rammed stronger than the slate, and the tanks will not leave traces when they drive past.
At this moment, a straw sandal seller came up and urged him loudly, "Stop it, you two boys, dare to fight and make trouble on my property?" You can sit down and talk about anything you can't pass. "
Seeing him clean in vain, thin and ragged, the people watching the scene couldn't help laughing: "Toad yawned, what a big breath! If you really want to stop fighting, start pulling them away. "
As expected, the straw sandals seller jumped into the street, holding Guan Yu's arm in one hand and Zhang Fei's arm in the other, pointing to both sides and pressing down again, they were immediately wedged into the soil and could not move at all. What a great power! This is what people often say that Yi Long is divided into two tigers.
People cheered again and again Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also admire from the heart. Only after asking did they know that the original name of this straw sandals seller was Liu Bei, and they had already heard of it. As the saying goes, heroes love heroes. I happened to meet you. How could I miss it? Both Guan Yu and Zhang Fei expressed their desire to make friends with Liu Bei. Seeing that they are all heroes, Liu Bei expressed great admiration and hoped to become brothers. Zhang Fei was naturally happy and said, "No discord, no concord, let's do it, and become sworn here at once." Began to hold some dirt and pile it in the street; I picked a few sticks and put them in as incense sticks, and then forced Liu Bei and Guan Yu to kneel and kowtow together, even if they became sworn brothers-the locals said it was their first time.
two
As the saying goes: "rice and flour couples, fair-weather friends." Liu, Guan and Zhang Ping met unexpectedly and hit it off at first sight. In fact, they can't get rid of the word wine and meat, and they all want to eat and drink, so as to get some cheap money from it. At that time, Zhang Fei was the richest man, and it was natural for him to treat people often. Guan Yu sold vegetables, did not worry about money, and did not come empty-handed, so he packed wine; Liu Bei sells straw sandals with low cost and low profit, and life is still difficult. He always takes only one mouth with him at every meal. When Zhang Fei and Guan Yu saw that he was always penniless, they couldn't stand it. They whispered: How can this go on? Even if there is Jinshan Yinshan, won't it be eaten by Liu Bei? Finally, we agreed on a way and decided to get rid of him.
On this day, Zhang Fei specially arranged a banquet in the back garden. He sat on both sides with Guan Yu first, but left the first chair open for Liu Bei to sit on. Just as the dining tables were served, Liu Bei came with a string of straw sandals (in fact, he didn't always come empty-handed, and sometimes he gave several pairs of straw sandals to his two brothers). He was not polite at all, and said, "It's better to come early than to come opportunely, so I will live up to the kindness of my two brothers!" " "Sitting in an empty seat. When Zhang Guan and his wife saw it, they were secretly happy. This time, you are still alive! There used to be a reed mat covered with a well. He was supposed to fall down, but Liu Bei sat still, eating and drinking. Zhang Fei was stunned for a long time, pretended to leave, spat, went around behind Liu Bei, secretly uncovered a reed mat, and saw clouds in the well. There is a golden dragon with five claws shining scales and holding Liu Bei. He almost cried, so he quickly covered the mat, turned back to the mat and told Guan Yu in his ear. Guan Yu knows that Liu Bei is only a hero for a while, and he will be rich or expensive in the future. When I followed him, I looked at him with special respect and said, "Brother Liu, it is too hasty to think that my three brothers will become brothers in the street. At present, at the third brother's house, the gifts of the three animals are all ready. It seems that we need to worship heaven and earth again, and have a sworn gift. I wonder what my brother thinks. "
Liu Bei was eager to rely on these two rich friends and often ate and drank for nothing, so he readily agreed. Zhang Fei also quickly understood Guan Yu's meaning and echoed loudly: "Second brother is right, we must swear to heaven again that we will live and die together and never change our minds!" So, they came to become sworn for the second time.
three
Liu Bei is always freeloading, and he is finally a little uneasy. He discussed with his wife that he would invite two sworn brothers to have dinner at home. The wife said awkwardly, "It is human nature for people to come and go. Even if they go bankrupt, please them once, I have nothing to say. It's just, do you think there's anything else to dump in our family? Show them how they can respect you in the future. I am afraid it is not suitable! " Liu Bei thought what she said was reasonable, thought for a moment and said, "Well, I have my own way to deal with them." I immediately borrowed several cloth bags, all filled with loess, and stood in a row in the house with my mouth down. Then invite guests.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei first came to Liu Bei's house. They saw a shabby hut with empty walls and people inside. They can watch the sun in the morning and the stars at night. The kang was covered with straw mats, and the pots and pans were broken. None of them are complete, but there are many cloth bags, all of which are full. Naturally, they were a little skeptical, so they asked them what it was. Liu Bei tried to fool the past and replied, "Gold."
Knowing that he didn't want to talk much, Guan Yu quickly picked up his glass and said something else while drinking. Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei was ignorant and insisted on breaking the casserole and asking in the end: "Brother, don't hit your face and pretend to be fat. Mingming: You are too poor to take a meal. How can you have so much gold? " I went to touch it, and it was hard in my pocket. I can't help wondering, "Is it really gold?" Liu Bei couldn't change his mind, so he had to hum and haw, pulling him and saying, "Drink on the table, drink on the table!" "
The more you drag Zhang Feiyue to leave, the more you want to find out. Suddenly, he put his hands around the bag, and with a fierce force, he turned his mouth upside down. Hey, it's full of gold from Huang Cancan, all big gold ingots from the 1950s! Zhang Fei quickly opened several other cloth bags, all of which were the same!
Liu Bei and his wife were also shocked: "It was three people, and the loess turned into gold! ? "Guan Yu suddenly realized," I think this is a sign from heaven! " As long as we are always in the same boat, even the world can be defeated. They should also swear to god once. "
(In fact, this is just that Liu Bei squeezed out the gold ingot with mud and painted it with gold paint without telling his wife! Look at these two idiots, Zhang Guan. They believe it, but they don't try. If there are so many gold ingots, why does Liu Bei sell straw sandals? ! )
Liu Bei lives in Lousang Village, and there is a big peach garden in the west of the village. At this time, the peach blossoms are in full bloom and full of vitality. They took a fancy to this place and became brothers for the third time there. This is the three wishes of Taoyuan.
Seeing this, everyone understands that these three vows in Taoyuan are not only Liu's vows in Taoyuan, but more importantly, Liu's vows in Taoyuan for the third time! ! !