Funny, say something
Funny sentences, life can't be full of sadness, happiness can improve people's motivation in life, and watching some funny sentences can relax them. There are many similar funny sentences. Let's share interesting sentences and have a look.
Funny sentence 1 1, I am not in the Jianghu, but there are my legends in the Jianghu.
2. Outside, men are gentlemen. At home, men are big tofu!
I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.
4. Compared with European and American countries, the production equipment management level of young men in China is still in the primary stage.
5, boy urine can ward off evil spirits, so I decided to sell boy urine to make money, my son is a cash cow!
6. It's not necessarily Superman who can fly, nor is it necessarily a bird man, maybe it's an airplane!
7. I am not only lucky, but also my beriberi is very good!
8. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
9. You can't blame gravity if you can't shit. Maybe you are constipated!
10, Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. Call him out and ask!
1 1, a good horse with a good saddle, an old man with a beautiful woman!
12, the latest use of noodles is being beaten by buns!
13, the size of the universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a dust in the universe. Why should I suffer for losing a dime?
14, I'm not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, I'll do as you say!
15, all princes like princesses, and so does the frog prince!
16, which is gold, will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.
17, microcomputer principle crisis, random process is random, real variable function is learned ten times, and assembly language can't be compiled!
18, fake baby milk powder is not as nutritious as grass. It was better to eat grass at first!
19, my future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!
20. My life has two aspects: A and B, and yours also has two aspects: S and B. ..
2 1, people are not afraid of death, most afraid of not knowing how to live!
22. My name is Yu and my nickname is Runtu.
23, dogs ignore buns, because the stuffing of buns is made of paper shells!
24. My advantage is that I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.
26. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma number is Tathagata.
27. On the way to kill the dragon, I swam across the river to climb to the top of the tower and kiss your princess.
28. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, but I am the devil when I put on my clothes!
29. The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!
The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.
3 1, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn't know whose bed she is in!
32. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you will know everything when you go out.
33. My ID card is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.
34. My buddy and his girlfriend are busy with production every day after they get the production license.
35. I thought about having a holiday every day when I was at school. Now I have a complete holiday, and I want to go to school again!
Funny talk about sentence 2 Funny talk about it.
1, toilet paper is not something you can pull. You can't put anything in the trash can.
I don't know if I should say something inappropriate, so don't say it.
3, I think, pointing to your heart tells you that you should lose weight. I know, because it's full of me, right, honey?
My wife sings badly. I dance like a man.
My mother said that I must be in your household registration book after many years. My father said that you must have a baby in my house after many years.
6. Homework, let's break up. Let's elope in the summer vacation.
He is hers, let's see who dares to do illegal activities. She is hers. Let's see who dares to do bad things.
8. What if there is no lover on Valentine's Day? There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day. Is it necessary to let another person die?
9, run fast, have sugar to eat. If you run slowly, you will die.
10, why do you think Chinese football is played so badly? ; Physical education class is all occupied by teachers; .
1 1, 60 cents for you and 60 cents for me. Fifty cents for you and fifty cents for me. Let's chip in.
12, no one will come to save you if you break your throat. Break your throat. Break your throat.
13, boys can go shirtless in summer! You can do it too. You don't have breasts anyway!
14, men are not like heroes. A woman cannot be beautiful without spending money.
15 What do you mean? Whose toilet water is this?
16, wife, what do I want? If you don't believe it, you must bang.
17, honey, I did a very manly thing! You pee standing up again! "
18, I have had more boyfriends than you have eaten. Because I am a foreigner, I never eat.
19, hang conan, without Kobe hang conan. It's hard to fail, but it's hard to live up to Kobe.
20. Don't give me the glad eye. My wife will let me go back to the washboard. Don't be angry with me, my husband's jealousy will knock me over.
2 1, why are you chasing me? Because you have emergency syrup!
22. How do women say in classical Chinese that Ann can tell if I am a man or a woman?
23. What do you want others to scold you most? Being rich is amazing.
24. What do you look like normally? Me neither. .
What is the cruelest lyric you have ever heard? Build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall.
26. Come on, you are not alone. You are not alone.
27. How do you say biu in English when launching?
I will marry you when my hair reaches my waist, but you are a boy. . . . . .
Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs.
30. What is the plural form of boy? Homosexuality.