Funny Personality Signature (Cantonese)
Don't be infatuated with me. I'm just a legend ~
Don't be infatuated with elder sister, she will make you vomit blood ~ ~-adopt it ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
1, if Taiwan Province doesn't recover it in one day, I will pass Level 4 in one day! I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out. Live well, because we will die for a long time ... 4. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. 5. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people ... 6. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence. 7, handsome has a fart to use! Finally, it was eaten by a chess piece! 8. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT. And I got ET. 9. Be a person hovering between Cow A and Cow C. ..
10 You are really a beauty. There is no light in the tunnel! ) 1 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough. 12, grandpa comes from grandson ... 13, love is like pi, endless ... 14, two tigers can't live in one mountain unless there is a male and a female. 15, water can carry a boat and cook porridge! 16, I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim. 17, depravity is not terrible, what is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake! 18, summer is coming and the weather is very hot. A group of SB flies north, one in S, the other in B... 19. Opportunity is like a hidden gold. As long as you hold it in your hand, it will get bigger and bigger. 20. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard ... 2 1. No, it's just that the bowl is made of iron. If there is no food in it, what are you going to eat? 22, commitment, like "X your mother", is often said, but it is difficult to do. 23, time is like cleavage, there is always a squeeze! 24. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men! 25. I came quietly and walked quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive. 26. The three most romantic words are not "I love you" but "together". 27. Is the departure of leaves the insistence of the tree or the pursuit of the wind? 28. Love is a lie, and feelings are sleep. 29. I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high ... huh? I have no long hair. The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by her side and know you'll never have her. 3 1, life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me. 32. Everyone says that I am an actor, because my eyes are greedy when I see the beautiful MM. I study, work, live and live like a person! 34. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey. It is said that the only animal in the world that can keep eternal love is the hedgehog-because hedgehogs can never get too close. 36. When you are not online, I always stare at your information in a daze. 37. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go! I saw a beautiful girl yesterday. I thought about her for a long time at night, but I don't remember what she looked like in the morning. I hear it's called a one-night stand. Alas! What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face. 40, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live to die, but also in bed. 4 1, the water is clear and there is no fish, and people are invincible. 42. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried. 43. Don't step on the wildflowers on the roadside! 44. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me. 45, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. 46. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime! 47. Take the road of NB and let SB say it! 48, love at first sight, it will last for a long time, and never tire of it. 49. A person is not alone, only when he misses someone. 50. Life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy. 5 1, I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only the wind can accompany me. 52. Feelings are always pursued mercilessly. I want to leave as soon as possible. 54. Yangtze River Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River, I am the Yellow River, damn it, I am really the Yellow River. 55. I miss our empty bottles. I wonder if the last drop is dry! Pretending to forgive ... is actually an excuse not to leave you ... because I can't live without you, so I pretend to forgive. ...
Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may never meet them in the next life!
2. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of grace. If you pay sincerity, but you can't get elegance, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!
If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.
I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time. ......
5. Pure, fictional. Chaos is a beauty.
6. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.
7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but can't depend on each other in the wind.
8. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!
9. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
10. Breaking up means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!
1 1. Life is very tiring, half comes from survival and the other half comes from comparison.
12. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!
13. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
14. There may be several women who don't eat, but there is not a woman who is not jealous.
15. What you lost never really belonged to you, so you don't have to regret it.
16. No matter how luxurious the wedding is, it doesn't mean that the marriage is happy. Whether two people live in harmony has nothing to do with how many seats and jewels they have.
17. as beautiful as a flower, but not as beautiful as a fleeting time.
18. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.
19. Xiaosan, the rest are in the organization.
20. For most of our lives, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we long for bondage.
2 1. Power is mutual, except the power of love.
22. Many people think that they are thinking when reorganizing prejudice.
23. There are too many helpless choices in life. Society, like rivers and lakes, always makes people involuntarily and insincerely.
24. We are all farsighted, which blurs our nearest happiness.
25. Both you who love me deeply and I who love you deeply are stuck in the past, and love is over.
If you leave first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.
27. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.
28. If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.
29. Everyone is unique ... when he comes ... when he leaves. .....
30. In our love, I have always played the role of loving you. When we break up, don't ask me why we broke up, ask yourself.
3 1. Life class is over ... school is over ... holiday; Vacation ... graduation ... is chaotic enough ... old ... unfortunately ... dead. ...
32. You can't be together if you can't be together. Actually, life is not that long. ...
33. There were records of aliens in ancient times, because Zhang Er and monks were puzzled by it.
There are only so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.
35. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they love someone by mistake.
You know that God is unfair. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.
Everyone thinks it will be far away forever, but it may be so short that you can't see it.
38. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
38. Time is still there, but we are flying.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..
40. You shine when I love you, and you are nothing when I don't love you.