How can I respond humorously when my friend says it's so hot?

How can I respond humorously when my friend says it's so hot? On such a hot day, I just want to blow the air conditioner in the house for a day sooner or later, and I don't want to go out to meet the heat wave at all. But if people around you complain that the weather is too hot, what will you say? See how my friends respond humorously when they say it's hot.

My friend said it was very hot. How to reply humorously to 1 1 "Are you hot? Then I'll tell you a cold joke and neutralize it ... "; Then you find a cold joke for girls, I don't know if they will be beaten.

2, you are so hot, just in time, I didn't have lunch, please help me heat up my lunch!

It's normal for you to be hot there. How are you doing in Africa? Give my regards to the aborigines!

4. Are you hot? What are you trying to tell me? Are you a slut?

It's normal to feel hot this day. I'll take you to the indoor ski resort when you are free. It is very cool there.

6. When the girl says it's hot, buy a beautiful small fan, a sun umbrella, an ice pack, sunscreen lotion, moisturizing essence toner and give her cold desserts and snacks like Hollyland or Haagen-Dazs. Actions are more important than any sweet words.

7. Why don't you come to my place after work? I have air conditioning here, it's not hot at all! Whether the girl will come or not is her business, and whether she will say it or not is your business.

8. I heard that it's cool to go swimming in hot weather. Would you like to have a try? Swimming is exciting to think about. Not only can you see your figure, but if your sister can't swim, you can also teach her by hand. More direct contact helps to enhance feelings, provided that you can swim. )

9, air-conditioning fan ice melon, there is always a suitable for you, which one do you choose? I'll bring it to you later, okay?

10 I think you are hot because you wear too much. Why don't you take off your clothes in front of me later and make sure it won't get hot right away.

1 1, female: "It's too hot"

Man: "You need an ice cream when you pinch your fingers at this time. It's refreshing to think about it."

Woman: "Ha ha, you really know how to count. Are you a fortune teller? "

Man: "Why don't I treat you to ice cream after work and then go to the movies?"

12, female: "It's too hot today"

Man: "Then I'll take you to eat ice cream after work."

Or: "I'll wait for you in the air-conditioned room after work."

Or: "I'll buy you a bikini and we'll go swimming."

How do girls reply when it's hot? Originally, the girl said that the heat actually represents her current feeling and state, but the boy should try to keep the topic in an ambiguous direction, instead of simply trying to cool the girl down, so that your relationship with the girl can go further. How's it going? Have you learned?

My friend said it was so hot, how should I reply humorously? 2 1, reverse thinking reply.

The so-called reverse thinking is contrary to the usual thinking. For example, when a girl asks you a question while chatting, you will answer the question directly because of inertia thinking. There is nothing wrong with such a reply, but it can't stimulate girls' emotional ups and downs, and chatting will naturally become boring.

If you want girls to feel your special and humor, you can reply to girls with reverse thinking humor, which may make girls giggle immediately.

For example:

Woman: "It's so hot today."

Man: "Then turn on the air conditioner quickly" (general reply)

Man: "I'm freezing to death, come and neutralize me" (reverse answer)

2. Deliberately misinterpreting girls

When a girl tells her that she is hot, many boys basically help her solve problems seriously, such as letting her find a cool place to rest. How can a girl not know to find a cool place?

In fact, girls are just sharing their emotions with you. If you are too serious, you will lead the chat to a dead end, or even have nothing to say at the end. At this time, they can deliberately misinterpret the girl's "spicy" meaning to increase the interest and continuity of the chat topic.

For example:

Woman: "Why is it so hot today?"

Man: "You won't take off all your clothes now, will you?"

Woman: "Fuck you, you just took it off" (arousing girls' emotional reaction)

Man: "You are in such a good figure that taking off your clothes will make women all over the world jealous" or "You can't take off your clothes. What if someone else picks you up? "

Step 3 tease yourself

I believe everyone knows that boys with thick skin are more likely to get girls, which is often staged in real life. This is precisely because they dare to laugh at themselves and laugh at themselves. They are not afraid to chat with girls and say the wrong thing, but they will make girls feel that he is very real and grounded. Laughing at yourself can also make girls think you are interesting.

Therefore, when chatting with a girl who says she is very spicy, we can try to do the opposite and reply humorously to the girl by self-teasing.

For example:

Woman: "It's too hot today."

Man: "Yes, I was almost tanned and almost caught fire."

Woman: "Ha ha ha, why are you so funny?"

Man: "Do you want to be my little flame?"

Woman: "How?"

Man: "I look at you and you look at me. At the moment when our eyes met, there was a little or thunderous spark of love."

Woman: "Gee, your mouth is too sweet."

It's too hot to talk about humor in a circle of friends

1. My boyfriend said it was hot. You can answer directly and humorously whether you need me to worship the fire for you. If you are too hot, take off your clothes. You can calm down when you see my beautiful and frozen appearance. My boyfriend said that he was so angry, in fact, he wanted to get your concern and let you treat him with gentle language.

2. The girl's reaction is not good, which shows that her emotional state is very unstable at this time. At this time, if you say that it is out of date and the weather is hot and dry, girls' emotions may be detonated by you in an instant. So the correct way is to listen patiently, comfort and let the girl know that you understand her, and then the relationship will be much smoother.

It's so hot that people spit out their tongues one by one.

In the hot summer, the room is as hot as a steamer.

The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

6. If you have no feelings for this girl, or your relationship is just ordinary classmates, friends and colleagues, just tell her your feelings and thoughts directly. Note: it's best not to flirt with girls in the office, or you will be difficult to get along in the work circle!

7. As hot as boiling water.

8. Even if it rains, I don't know if spring will go. I feel that it will clear up before summer is deep.

9, too hot, too hot, hot people are cooked!

10, men and women are learned to get along. If handled properly, both sides will progress smoothly. However, improper handling will cause a lot of trouble. If a girl says it's hot, you should be able to say, "Are you thirsty?" This short sentence of only three words can make her feel warm. If you say,' Who is not spicy, only you have a lot to do with it', this sentence will disgust girls. So the way you speak is very important. In the same sentence, why should we say warm words?

1 1. On the playground in summer, all the students have classes in the shade. Grass and trees are greener by the sun. The playground is full of laughter. Everyone is playing all kinds of games, running and jumping. Look! The annual campus sports meeting has started again. Let's take part in it.