Interesting riddle

00 10— Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer: Because dogs can only have puppies 00 1 1- Two ants carry a pole, and one ant looks up at the pole. Answer: 6 00 12- Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial -00 13- why do babies cry at birth? Answer: because he saw that the nurse's aunt was too beautiful and ... the elephant candy was not sugar, and he couldn't taste it with his mouth. He helped you correct the typo and went back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser 0015-There are a pair of identical twin brothers. My brother has a mole on his ass, but my brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: their own 0016-there is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: every word has two corners 0017-a person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

00 18— Mr. Hua has one skill, that is, he can make people who see him palm up automatically. What's going on here? Answer: He is a China doctor 00 19- You Mei, an old man, who went to the hospital for examination. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: douke Yan 0020- Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is bird 002 1- Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to take a taxi to marry her. 0022- I've had more than a year, why can't I save any money? Answer: Because he is expelled every year, 0023-five brothers live together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Finger 0024-The doctor gave you three pills to take every half hour. How long will it take to finish? Answer: One hour 0025- Interference Answer: Step 0026- What's the name of driving across the river when you are bored? Answer: Baihua Oil 0027- What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest 0028- Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong 0029-3 are walking on the road. It did a somersault, and then it did it again. Answer: Turn three times, turn two times. 0030 —— magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess four-word idiom). Answer: Treat each other with sincerity (soap) 0031-Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.