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2.20 16 was fooled by monkeys for a year, 20 17 failed to catch the chicken party, and 20 18 failed to get lucky. Now I only hope that 20 19 can live as happy as a pig.
I can't afford to go to AA system now. I invented an AAB system, which is your AA. I'm embarrassed to go.
I often tell myself not to hang myself from a tree, and I get lost in the Woods.
RMB has been suggested for a long time. If you have less money, you will go to see the mountains and water, and if you have more money, you will go to see the house and buy a house.
6. How nice it would be to sleep as sleepy as in the morning and wake up as energetic as in the evening!
7. What is love? It means that two people are as ugly as monkeys, worried that the other person will be taken away.
8. A person likes to attach importance to your standards: spend time with you if you have no money, and spend money if you have no time.
9. Crying won't solve anything. However, I cried because I couldn't solve it!
10. A lover who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it.
1 1. Money is money if it is not spent on paper. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly!
12. I don't know where I got my confidence. One day you don't work hard and have nothing to do, but you always feel that you will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong. I am full of confidence in mystery.
13. Today, the weather is getting cold. I called the roadside master to book a car: "You stopped at the north gate of the trade building and saw that I was a second-class goods frozen to death, which was particularly easy to recognize." After a while, the master called again: "Hello, there are some second-rate goods on the roadside. Which one are you?"
14. Why does the baby have a brain for three years? Because I couldn't sleep well for three years, I was just about to sleep, and the baby woke up, just fell asleep, rolled over and covered the quilt, just closed her eyes, and the baby woke up again, waking up N times a night, so it was very strange that her head could work well. Why is his father not stupid? Because his father slept all night, it is natural for him to be stupid again.
15. A "study" found that people with messy beds are 50% more creative than those with neat beds; People who are often late have a 70% higher sense of humor than those who are not late; People who eat more have 90% higher EQ than those who eat less. The study also found that forgetful people are more indifferent to utility; People who love to sleep late are more compassionate. Oh, I became excellent if I was not careful!
16. There are few interesting and single-minded people in this world, just like you can't find delicious and non-fat snacks.
17. There are four ways for a woman to refuse a man: 1 way: borrow money. The second measure: plain face. The third measure: Su Yan borrows money. The fourth measure: after drinking, you can borrow money. If I still chase you, congratulations on finding true love.
18. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.