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Campus sketch script -----Mother who is a nanny

Time: Contemporary weekend afternoon.

Location: Dai Hong’s living room.

Characters: Dai Hong: a male middle school student with a wealthy family, his parents are busy at work, and his daily life is taken care of by a nanny.

Zhijian: Dai Hong’s classmate lives in the countryside. His father is ill at home and his mother works as a nanny in Dai Hong’s family.

Aunt Lan: Zhijian’s mother is a rural woman. Because her husband is paralyzed at home and her son is in urgent need of money to study, she goes out to work as a nanny in Dai Hong’s family.

Scene: There is a computer desk and bookcase in the front right of the stage, a dining table and chairs in the middle of the stage, and a single sofa in the back left of the stage.

[Current opening: Zhijian was carrying Dai Hong, who had an injury to his right foot. He was sweating profusely. He gently put Dai Hong on the sofa and spoke to Dai Hong with great concern.

Zhijian: How is it? Does it still hurt? Do you want me to apply a hot towel on you? (While talking, he wiped off his sweat and gasped intermittently)

Dai Hong: It’s okay, it’s okay! You see, I feel better as soon as I get home. As soon as I see my precious computer, my feet don’t hurt at all! Come on, Zhijian, I'll teach you how to play games online. (Gets up and pulls Zhijian towards the computer desk)

Zhijian: No, no, no, be careful of the injury on your foot! (Hurry up and help Dai Hong)

Dai Hong: Haha, don’t worry, my feet are not injured at all!

Zhijian: You are lying! ? (Take a step back)

Dai Hong: Well... that's right, but not entirely right!

Zhijian: You...! What the hell are you doing? !

Dai Hong: Don’t be angry. Let me tell you the truth. Today, I pretended to have a foot injury and did not go to the spring outing organized by the school to go to the suburban zoo. This is true. I also deceived you.

Zhijian: Stop talking!

Dai Hong: Zhijian, you know, I am a super fan of online computer games. As soon as I sit on this computer desk, turn on the computer and look at the screen, haha, the world will be ruled by me... …!

Zhijian: The computer is at your home. You can still play online at night after returning from the spring outing!

Dai Hong: Absolutely not. You don’t know. My parents don’t let me play, saying it will delay my studies.

Zhijian: Yes! There is something wrong with your academic performance in the class.

Dai Hong: What are you afraid of! Do you know the "Legendary" I play online? How many levels have I reached? Thirty-eight, two levels shy of passing the forty mark?

Zhijian: What, you can't do your homework? Homework No more review?

Dai Hong: Why are you singing the same tune as your parents?

Isn’t this right?

Dai Hong: No, no, no! If my parents are at home, I won’t be able to access the Internet and play games.

Zhijian: Wouldn’t that be better?

Dai Hong: You. Yeah, you...! What do you say? Do you know how much I invested in "Legend" to reach level 38?

Zhijian: Playing games online. You still have to spend so much money? Don’t lie...

Dai Hong: How can I buy weapons and equipment without spending money? Just a top-notch piece of equipment costs several hundred yuan! /p>

Zhijian: What's the benefit of playing to level 40?

Dai Hong: Then I can make a lot of money and buy new equipment. , Haha, I'm rich!

Zhijian: This... I really don't understand...?!

Dai Hong: What don't you understand? You are studying in class You have good grades and don't play game consoles. When it comes to review questions, you are a master of exams. But when it comes to playing games on the computer, I can also be said to be a domineering master.

Zhijian: Yes, yes! You are a tyrant! Your parents will no longer be the tyrants when they come back.

Dai Hong: Why don’t you open the pot and pick up the pot? However, you are wrong today. My parents will not be back today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. They are on a business trip, so I can No one can control "Legend" at home! Three days and three nights guarantee another level up. I have a lot of money in my treasury, from playing "Red Moon" to "Cang Yue"!

Zhijian: Forget it, I don’t care about you, just have fun! I'm leaving.

Dai Hong: Zhijian, don’t leave. You have done me such a big favor with your kindness today. How can I let you go? Just have dinner here and I'll teach you how to play games online.

Zhijian: Thank you, I’m leaving. (Getting up to leave)

Dai Hong: You are not allowed to leave!

Zhijian: What?

Dai Hong: You want to betray me.

Zhijian: No.

Dai Hong: Then don’t leave. Really, I mean well. You think, I lied to your teacher and classmates not to go to the spring outing. Pretending to hurt my foot, it was you who offered to give up playing in the zoo and carry me on your back to help me home. I deceived you and made you sweat profusely. Now I let you go alone. Is it still considered satisfactory? Zhijian, my good classmate, I will never forget your benefits.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, don’t say that! I have difficulties too! Today the school went to a suburban zoo for a spring outing. I really want to go because I have never been there since I was a child. I have always lived in a mountainous countryside. But I have to pay a full 20 yuan for the spring outing, which is my living expenses for half a month. I really want to go and play with my teachers and classmates. But there is no way, who calls me poor! When I was in a dilemma, I couldn't say it without going. It was you who saved me. Your foot was injured and you couldn't walk. I quickly seized the opportunity and said that I would take you home. I pretended to be Lei Feng just for the twenty yuan...! Dai Hong, I also lied to my teachers and classmates! If I betray you, wouldn't I also betray myself?

Dai Hong: No! Zhijian, you are in trouble, I am lying!

Zhijian: It’s the same anyway.

Dai Hong: It’s different, it’s just different! Although I can’t explain it clearly, I will be friends with you as my classmate for the rest of my life!

Zhijian: Thank you!

Dai Hong: Then don’t leave and have dinner here.

Zhijian: Okay! Do you want me to help cook?

Dai Hong: No, we have a nanny at home. My parents hired her just for me. She may have gone shopping for groceries now, and we will wait to eat in a while.

Zhijian: (Looking around at this time, admiringly) Dai Hong, your family is so spacious and elegant.

Dai Hong: This is my parents’ bedroom and study room. That's my room, my dedicated computer and small study room for me to study alone. Dining is here, and there is a large living room in front. How about it? Not bad!

Zhijian: (Thought of something when he saw the shoe changing place in front of the door) Dai Hong, let me change my shoes!

Dai Hong: No, it’s waived today. Anyway, we have a nanny who will clean it up if it gets dirty, so don’t worry. Come on, let’s turn on the computer and play games! (La Zhijian goes to the computer desk)

Zhijian: I don’t know how to play by yourself.

Dai Hong: It doesn’t matter. I’ll teach you. Let’s start from the elementary level.

Zhijian: No, our family can’t afford a computer, and we don’t have money to go online. Let’s forget about learning. Just play and attack your "Legend" at level 40!

Dai Hong: What? Not enough friends anymore!

Zhijian: Well, I’ll read.

Dai Hong: Read a book! That's a lot. Look here, on my bookcase, there are math, physics, chemistry, English, review reference albums, and previous exam syllabuses.

Zhijian: Have you seen it?

Dai Hong: Why are you reading so much? This is so much fun (referring to the computer), Zhijian, you haven’t seen enough in school classes

Zhijian: This information is great Yes, your parents bought it for you?

Dai Hong: Of course!

Zhijian: Then why are your academic performance so poor?

Dai Hong: This is to blame. (Referring to the computer)

Dai Hong: Stop. Stop talking, come and see.

(Take Zhijian to his parents’ bookcase and show the knot to Zhijian) There are also several bookcases in this room, all bought by my mother. You can take a look at them.

[Zhijian walked forward and virtually looked at the big bookcase in front of him to browse the bibliography]

Zhijian: There are so many world famous books..."Three Kingdoms", "Red Mansions", "Lu Xun" "Family Spring and Autumn" Guo Moruo, Lao She, "Thunderstorm", Qian Zhongshu "Besieged City", "The Birth of Tragedy", "Wen Xin Diao Long"...! (Loudly) Dai Hong, you are so lucky, your family has so many books...!

Dai Hong: What? Fortunately, look at it, those books are newer than those in Xinhua Bookstore, but I have never read them. There is no computer game among those things. To be honest, when it comes to studying, you are number one and I am number one; when playing games, in our school, I am alone and unable to find an opponent!

Zhijian: Dai Hong, I advise you to hurry up and study. You can’t support yourself by playing games and going to college in the future!

[After Zhijian finished speaking, he was completely immersed in the book.

Dai Hong: I haven’t thought about it that much yet. Whatever the case, let’s play the game “Legend” first and wait until we reach level 40! Zhijian, take your favorite book and go to my parents’ study to read it. It's quiet there. As for me, (referring to the computer) I’d better play with it!

[Dai Hongqiang pushed Zhijian into the study, and Zhijian entered the room obediently.

Dai Hong: Hey, why hasn’t Aunt Lan come back yet? It takes so long to buy groceries! Ouch, I'm so hungry. Really (continue playing the game)

[Aunt Lan comes up from the door on the left side of the stage. She was carrying a large bag of heavy vegetables in each hand. She was tired and her steps were slow. Put the dishes on the dining table, then sit on the chair and beat your legs and waist. He looked up and saw that Dai Hong had gone home and was playing games on the computer. He poured a cup of tea for Dai Hong gratefully.

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why are you back so early today? Come! Drink a glass of water first.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I didn’t go to the school spring outing. Aunt Lan, go cook quickly. I'm so hungry. Hey, I'll cook for one more person today. My good classmate comes to play at home and reads in mom's study. Aunt Lan, cook more dishes, I want to entertain him well!

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why don’t you read and study with your classmates and just play alone? When your dad comes back later and sees you playing games again, he will beat you again like last week. Aunt Lan will not be able to persuade you any more. Your dad will be so angry that he will beat you again...!

[Dai Hong stopped playing and turned around.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, let me tell you, you are just our family’s guarantor...! Why did you become a teacher and teach me a lesson? Aunt Lan, I'm hungry. Let's go cook.

[ Aunt Lan was stunned for a moment, walked to the table, picked up the dishes with difficulty, and took them to the kitchen to cook.

[ Dai Hong asked with concern as he watched Aunt Lan walk toward the kitchen with a slightly tired look.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, what’s wrong? Are you sick?

Aunt Lan: It’s okay, it’s okay! (Exit Aunt Lan)

Dai Hong: I don’t know what happened to my parents. They hired a nanny to take care of me. You see, she is very sick and likes to meddle in other people’s business. snort! My parents can’t control me, so who do you think you are?

[Zhijian walked out of the study room holding a thick book, reciting attentively while walking...!

[Dai Hong saw Zhijian reading so intently and said to Zhijian loudly and funny.

Dai Hong: Zhijian! Zhijian! I said, you are such a nerd. Are these books that interesting? You see, it seems that with the book, nothing else exists! No wonder you are the top question tyrant in our class!

[ Zhijian came back to his senses and smiled.

Zhijian: The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty. You have too many books here, it’s so good, it’s like a small library. Lend me a few books in the future, okay? No?

Dai Hong: No problem, you can borrow as much as you want. Want to eat? Me too, the nanny at home is too slow in doing things.

Zhijian: I’m not hungry. I’ll read some more.

Hey, look at this paragraph, is it interesting?

Dai Hong: (Taking the book and looking at it...) It's boring. I'd better play my game. (Muttering while playing) Life is precious, but love is even more valuable; if it’s just a game, both can be thrown away!

[ Zhijian looked at him, smiled, and was concentrating on reading again.

[Shaoqing, Aunt Lan wearing an apron came out of the kitchen, placed two pairs of bowls and chopsticks on the table, and turned back.

Dai Hong: It’s time to eat, Tiba, nerd, come out to eat!

[After Dai Hong finished speaking, he walked into the study and pulled Zhijian out and sat at the dining table. Dai Hong picked up his chopsticks and tapped them while waiting for the food and rice to be served. Zhijian watched and got up to help in the kitchen, but Dai Hong pulled him.

Dai Hong: Sit down and don’t go! All these nannies can do a good job, otherwise why pay her to do it?

[Aunt Lan came up with two plates of food and talked as she walked.

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, I made you your favorite bitter melon scrambled eggs and raw fried salt fried pork. You must be starving. Eat quickly.

[When Aunt Lan spoke, Zhijian’s expression changed drastically, and he was shocked like a thunderbolt!

[The moment Aunt Lan saw Zhijian, she was stunned! Just as he was about to shout out, he seemed to think of something, he retracted his serving hand and covered his mouth, turned around and quickly left the table, subconsciously taking the mop and mopping the floor with difficulty.

[Dai Hong didn't notice the expressions of the two people and picked up his rice bowl.

Dai Hong: Zhijian, what are you still doing? Eat, you're welcome, eat quickly, I'm so hungry.

[ Zhijian looked nervous, but immediately turned around, forced a smile to respond to his classmates' invitation, and picked up his job to eat. Seeing Aunt Lan busy, Zhijian looked worried.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, Lan... won’t she eat with us?

Dai Hong: She never eats with our family. She eats after we finish eating.

[ Zhijian frowned and found it difficult to move.

[Dai Hong just took a bite of the dish, then looked at another plate, looked up and saw Zhijian again, with a dumbfounded expression, frowned, and said loudly;

Dai Hong : Aunt Lan, this is your salt-fried meat, it’s so fat, and this bitter melon is so salty, how can you tell people to eat it!

[Aunt Lan put down the mop and walked over, picking up the dishes

Aunt Lan: Really? Aunt Lan saw that you were hungry and did it too hastily. I'm sorry, I'll do it again right away.

Dai Hong: Do it again? I started getting hungry half an hour ago, and I have to wait for dozens more minutes!

[Aunt Lan was in a dilemma. She was holding the plate, neither putting it down nor leaving it.

Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, how did you become a nanny? You can’t even cook this little food. There are still my classmates today! You, Lan... Lan... cough!

Zhijian: Stop talking, Dai Hong.

[ Zhijian suddenly stood up, interrupted Dai Hong, and turned to Aunt Lan.

Zhijian: Mom, why are you working as a nanny here?

[ Dai Hong pointed at the two people's sudden realization. Aunt Lan sat down on the sofa in a daze, and Zhijian's face was full of sadness. The atmosphere was awkward for a while, and everyone was silent for a while. Zhijian choked and spoke.

Zhijian: Mom, you have worked hard and you are tired! You have rheumatism, why don't you take a good rest! It’s been raining these days, and it hurts all day long when I’m not working at home. Mom, why don’t you take a few more days of rest? ?

Aunt Lan: It’s nothing, son, it’s an old problem. If I don't come to work for a few days due to rheumatism, their family may have to hire another nanny. Where will I find work then? Mom found a job next to your school. She searched for several days in the city before she found this good nanny job. You need money to study, and your father also needs money to treat his illness. Mom has no education or knowledge. , there is really no way. Jianzi, mom is sorry for embarrassing you in front of your classmates. Don't blame mom.

Mother …… !

[Aunt Lan burst into tears... Zhijian couldn't help but shed tears and looked very excited.

Zhijian: No, mom, stop talking. You didn’t embarrass me. You are the greatest mother in my heart! My father has been paralyzed for so many years. Although my mother takes care of me, you do all the farm work at home alone; you also have to find ways to make money to buy medicine for my father and for me to study. But your own health is not good either! I remember that one night during sowing last spring, it suddenly started to rain heavily. In order to prevent the rice seeds from being washed away by the rain, you ran to the rice field to cover yourself with agricultural film. You were soaked in the cold rain for several hours and fell ill as soon as you got home. . In order to save money for Dad and me, you refused to take medicine and spent several days in bed with fever. I was so scared at the time! Mom, where else in the world can I find such a great mother like you! Mom, no matter what you do, I am proud of you. Besides, being a nanny is not something to be embarrassed about. Please don't blame yourself. If you continue to blame yourself, you don't know how sad your son will be. Mom, this is the most difficult time for our family. If we work together as a family, we will definitely get through it.

[ Dai Hong was already in tears. Aunt Lan wiped her tears and nodded.

Aunt Lan: Jianzi, I don’t know the truth about mom, but I understand that you have to figure out a way and do it yourself before you can do anything. Although it is very difficult for my mother, she lives a happy life and does not feel that she lacks anything. So do you!

[Dai Hongruo realized something and murmured to himself. Aunt Lan turned to Dai Hong.

Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, look, I didn’t study and get an education in the past. Now I can only work as a nanny at your house. My own children don’t have good conditions to study. You should stop playing games. , otherwise you will be like me, you have a job, but your skills are not good and no one wants you, so you can only work as a nanny in other people's homes and do menial work. I see, you should hurry up and review your homework, read books and study more.

Zhijian: Dai Hong, my mother is right. Yes, if you just play games and surf the Internet, no matter how high the level is, you can get into college. , find a job, earn money to buy a car and a house? Do you want to go to space or go to the deep sea? That requires real talent and practical learning, and cannot be learned by playing games in Internet cafes.

Dai Hong: Tiba, you have to give me a promotion. Let’s go and take a look at the article you just asked me to read!

Zhijian: OK! Walk!

[Dai Hong took Zhijian’s hand and walked to the study on the right. Looking at the two children, Aunt Lan shook her head and smiled. She lowered her head and glanced at the dishes on the table. She picked up a basin with her left hand and waved her right hand towards the study:

Aunt Lan: Children, you haven’t eaten yet. !

[The three of them held hands and took a final bow.

—The end of the sketch—

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Campus Sketch: Meeting

Female: Let me tell you, I met a netizen on the Internet who is from the Chinese Workers' Association. We made an appointment to meet at the main entrance tomorrow.

He is so considerate and cool online. I really want to see what he looks like in person. Oops, I heard there are many perverts on the Internet, but he won't... I'd better find a friend to discuss it.

Male: I’m going to meet her, so I have to be well prepared. Ah, you ask who she is? She is my online friend. We are like-minded online, and she is so gentle and understanding. ——However, the roommates say that there are many dinosaurs on the Internet. Although they often make bad friends, they still have to believe it. Otherwise, why would you ask me to wait stupidly at the front door with a copy of "Reader"? What to do? (Knocking on the door)

Male: Who is it? Is it you? Why are you in the mood to work in China?

Female: I’m looking for you. You must have been doing well recently, looking proud of yourself.

Male: Don’t say nice things. You come into the house as a night owl, tell me, what's going on?

Female: Since you are so frank, I won’t beat around the bush. I recently met an online friend who works for one of your Chinese workers. I asked him to meet today.

Male: What, a netizen of Huagong? I think you'd better forget it. You don't think it's exciting enough?

Female: How can you belittle your own alumni? Still, I'd like to hear your opinion.

Male: My opinion is N—O—NO!

Female: However, we talked very well online and he was really nice.

Male: Haven’t you heard of the “outstanding wolf on the Internet”?

Female: But he is very gentle.

Male: That’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing!

Female: He really cares about me.

Male: The weasel wishes the chicken a happy new year!

Female: Can’t you encourage me?

Male: Okay, I’ll treat you to dinner later, and then you go back to CUHK and let that silly boy wait at the front entrance.

Female: No, no! How could I slip up so easily? This is my first time meeting a netizen.

Male: It seems you really take it seriously?

Female: Of course, you still hit me all the time!

Male: Yes, young lady, please don’t be angry.

How about I rehearse a meeting with you?

Female: That’s pretty much it. Male: There are two forms of meeting friends online. Woman: Is there a formality in meeting?

Male: Of course, there are also university questions here!

Female: Then you say it, I will listen to you.

Male: There are two forms, one is the graceful style and the other is the bold style. Which one would you say you prefer?

Female: Let’s be more graceful.

Male; good. Here you go, each of us has a book, you from this side and I from this side, is that clear?

Female: Let’s try it. (Men and women come up from both sides, both cover their faces and meet each other)

Male and female: Is it - you? ! (Both cover their faces with a book and turn around)

Male and female: I want to—— (cover their faces with a book again and turn around)

Female: Stop! This form is not good, what does it look like?

Male: Well, let’s do the bold style. (Both parties enter in a swaggering manner)

Male: It’s you, come on, come drink with me!

Female: Great idea, buddy! You tell me where to go, and I will accompany you to the end! Beer or white?

Male: Sisters are so cheerful, I will go all out to treat you to a drink of XO.

Female: XO? I'm afraid you don't have money, so just buy two bottles of Erguotou!

Female: It still doesn’t work. If a girl is so bold, she will scare the netizens away.

Male: This - how about we just do an ordinary one and play ourselves.

Female: We use our own IDs and treat you and I as each other’s netizens?

Male: That’s a good idea.

Female: Well, it’s really good. Come on then. (Men and women come up from both sides)

Female: Hello, I am Chunhua.

Male: Hello, I am Qiushi.

Female: Are you Qiushi?

Male: Are you Chunhua?

Men and women: Are we——

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Examination Crazy Cloud (Campus Sketch)

Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, Teacher

Scene: Classroom

Content:

Xiao Ling was sleeping on the table.

Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.

Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.

Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!

Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!

Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?

Xiao Wu: I took it last night.

Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!

Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!

Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise?

Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!

Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?

Xiao Ai: I know.

Xiao Wu: Let’s stop arguing.

Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!

Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.

Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!

Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?

Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!

Xiao Ai: Are you scared?

Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?

Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!

Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting a lamp and burning oil last night!

Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?

Xiao Ling: Do you also fight grass?

Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!

Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came closer: What do you think of?

Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!

Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)

Xiao Ling: Go to hell!

Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick?

Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.

Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?

Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?

Xiao Ling: Three steps!

Step one: write your name. (Both nod)

Step 2: Read the question again! (Both nodded)

Step three: - Hand over the rolling paper!

Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!

Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?

Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?

Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?

Xiao Ling: I’m not here!

Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?

Xiao Wu: Here it is!

Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!

Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!

Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!

The teacher walked in.

The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)

Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?

The three of them laughed.

Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!

Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!

Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?

Hair curls.

Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are.

Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!

Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,

He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!

Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?

Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ​​salt!

Three people started copying.

Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!

Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!

The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!

Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!

Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!

Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!

The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.

Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!

The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.

Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!

I look down upon those of you who cheat with books the most. You have no technical content at all.

How did you copy it just now? so? so?

Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!

Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and reflect, why did you cheat with the book?

Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.

Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.

Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.

Put away the roll paper.

Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?

Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?

Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?

Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!

The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).

Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)

Xiao Ai: What's wrong?

Teacher: Read it.

Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...

Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?

Teacher: You continue reading.

Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...

Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!

Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?

Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?

Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!

Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!

Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!

Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?

Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!

Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!

Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!

Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!

Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!

Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance.

I've heard that phlegm can relieve oxen, and it's easy, right? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!

Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...

Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——

Xiao Ai: Passed?

Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!

Teacher: Xiao Wu!

Xiao Wu: Yes!

Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!

My question is: This is the question, please answer it.

How did you answer?

Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?

Teacher: Do you call this a problem?

Teacher: You——Okay, next question,

Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?

Xiao Wu: I answered!

Teacher: I just wrote five words!

Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!

Teacher: You-just wait and die!

Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!

Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...

Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!

Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?

Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.

Teacher: Answer!

Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!

Teacher: How do you know?

Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!

Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Hold it (pass a piece of paper)

Xiao Wu: This is——

Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)

Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——

The teacher comes in.

Xiao Ling: English teacher! (Wants to run)

Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!

Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——

Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!

Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!

Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?

Xiao Ling: No!

Teacher: How dare you quibble!

Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!

Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?

Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...

Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——

Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!

Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?

(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!

Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!

Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!

Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!

The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)

Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)

Xiao Ai: Forget it, the grass is broken