How many jokes? About anime.
Friends and family: (Applause) ...)
Shen Le: Please welcome the first female guest, Miss Higurashi Kagome. Those who choose miss number one, please come up.
While speaking, Inuyasha and steel teeth rushed over.
Shenle: Miss Ge Wei is really good. Selected by male guests 1 and No.3 at the same time, Miss Ge Wei, who do you want to be with?
Kouga: Bitch, Ge Wei is mine!
Inuyasha: Thin Wolf, stop dreaming!
Shenle: Miss Ge Wei, please make a choice quickly.
Ge Wei: I ... I ... I'd better choose Inuyasha 1.
Inuyasha: Haha. ...
Kouga: Wait and see!
Shenle: Please sit down over there.
Ge Wei: Sit down, Inuyasha.
(Accidentally shouted out the charm, and there was a loud noise. Inuyasha fell down and went off the field with a smile! )
Kouga: Ha-ha, ha-ha, relax, smelly dog.
Inuyasha: You? ...
Ge Wei: Sorry, I was careless. ...
Sesshomaru (No.4 male guest): Shame ~ ~ ~
Shen Le: So ... So, female guest No.2, please come out. Lovely miss coral, who has a choice?
Maitreya (No.2 male guest): Me, me. ...
Shenle: Miss Coral, do you agree?
Coral: Yes.
Maitreya: Miss Coral, wait a minute!
Coral: Huh?
Maitreya: Beautiful Miss Shenle, would you like to join me? ...
Coral: Mr. Maitreya, I want to say three words to you.
Maitreya: So soon ... (Happy _)
Coral: Feilai Valley! ! !
Maitreya: Ah! (flying to the horizon)
Jaken (relatives and friends): Sesshomaru won't be as talented as you!
Shenle: Next ... Please welcome Miss Bell No.3. Hello? ...
Jaken (relatives and friends): Come on, Sesshomaru!
Shenle: The handsome Sesshomaru is coming up!
Inuyasha: Why didn't I say "handsome" when I came up? (Anger ○)
Bell: Sister Shen Le, I want to be with Jaken.
Shen Le: No ... No, he comes from a group of friends and relatives.
Bell: But I want to play with him.
Shenle: It's not funny!
Bell: But Lord Jaken said I came to play games.
Sesshomaru: Jaken ... (cold)
Jaken: No, yes, ah, ah, no! I ... (scared)
Bell: Since Lord Jaken is asleep, I'll play games with Lord Sesshomaru!
Shenle: ... It is said that this is not a game. ...
Shenle: Cough, seizure, seizure. Next, number four, number four, it turned out to be a dancer named Miss Platycodon during the Warring States Period.
Feng (relatives and friends): What the hell, my sister is not a dancer, but a witch! Witch! (Anger, this is a big difference. )
Friends and family (all): Ha, too, too ... (Laughter)
Shenle: Huh? But that's what the introduction card says? !
Inuyasha: Who? Who did it!
Ge Wei: Inuyasha … Sit down …
Inuyasha: No, no, Ge. ...
Ge Wei: Forget it, if it happens next time ... (I wish so many people would stop losing face)
Shen Le: Ah, the third male guest came up again. No, no, there's another ... Ah, it's the fifth male guest, His Highness Naraku!
Monster: (friends and relatives): Come on!
Shenle: Can you give me your autograph, Your Highness Naraku? (excited ...)
Naraku: No way.
Shenle: Why? Finally, I saw the boss of the Warring States. I'm so disappointed.
Maitreya: Huh? Doesn't Kouga like Miss Ge Wei?
Kouga: Ge Wei is the reincarnation of Platycodon grandiflorum. Same, same!
Inuyasha: What do you mean? !
Kouga: Love me, love my dog. (Khan ...)
Shen le: so, miss platycodon grandiflorum, your choice is …
Feng: Sister, blindfold your eyes and pick the person you want with an arrow! It's okay to hurt them like this.
Kouga: Are you trying to kill me, old woman!
Naraku: A magic arrow?
Kouga: I said, don't ask questions at this time!
Feng: Oh, I forgot. I've been forgetful recently.
Shenle: Then draw lots.
Platycodon grandiflorum: I agree.
(15 seconds later)
Shenle: Miss Platycodon painted … Kouga!
Maitreya: a difficult choice.
Shen Le: Finally, female guest No.5 appeared. She calls herself a Warring States monster and cute.
Coral: Why do you always judge yourself?
Maitreya: This is "confidence"!
Shen Le: She is Miss Qibao.
Qibao (female guest number five): Wait a minute, I'm a man. ...
Shenle: But that's what it says on the introduction card.
Qibao: Do I look like a girl to you?
Shen Le: More like a girl than a girl.
Seven treasures: but I said ... ~ _ ~
Shenle: Do you think Qibao is a man or a woman? (Inciting the atmosphere at the scene)
Everyone: at first glance, it is a girl.
Feng: Yes, yes, you can't fool our eyes!
Qibao: But I really ... (tearful)
Shenle: I said, are the eyes of the masses discerning?
Everyone: Yes! ! ! (chorus)
Shenle: Then you can only stay with His Royal Highness Naraku. This may be fate, alas, people like me are really welcome.
Seven treasures: Don't wow, Naraku, I told you I'm a man, you ... you ... say something ~ ~ (sobbing).
Naraku: Never mind ...
Everyone: ... (sweat, it doesn't matter)
Shenle: I said that His Highness Naraku is super rich. He moves every three days, and ...
Seven treasures: no, no! (crying, running away)
No, ladies, we're leaving. Let's catch up.
Monster: Good! It's our pleasure to play for Sister Shen Le!
Seven treasures: Help! Somebody help me ~ ~