What are some funny homophonic jokes?

1. A quail went to the dance late, so everyone called him a late quail.

2. When I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took two bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

3. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poor island.

4. Shrimp and mussel got 1 points at the same time. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you great about?"

5. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said aggrieved, "I just want to take two photos with her."

6, ugly people have objects, and beauty sells air conditioners.

7. If you don't come to me when you are in love, what are you talking about? Talk about crow's feet.

8. "I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant complained that it was the queen. We don't have a queen."

9. My clothes are wrinkled. I can't even iron them with an iron. I said don't wrinkle. Don't wrinkle. Do you hear me? Don't go.

1. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

11. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up for?