Any longer jokes?

The unlucky Japanese. People from four countries were traveling by plane. The plane was suddenly overloaded. The pilot said: Our plane is now overweight, and one person must jump off. "The Americans shouted: "Long live the United States of America" ​​and jumped out of the plane. The pilot said: It's still too heavy and they have to jump another one. The British shouted: "Long live the Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" and then jumped off the plane. At this time, the driver said that he was more important and wanted to jump again. The Chinese came out, and the Japanese held the Chinese's hand affectionately and said, "I will never forget the kindness of the Chinese people in my life!" At this time, the Chinese shouted: "Long live the Republic of China!" "Then he kicked the Japanese out. The next day, people from four countries took a plane to travel abroad. Unexpectedly, the plane broke down. The Americans said, there are three parachutes here, and one of us must jump off the plane. The American said: "I will give you a question, and whoever can't answer it will jump off. "All three people agreed. The Americans asked the Chinese: "How many suns are there in the sky? ” Chinese: “One. "The Americans asked the British: "How many moons are there in the sky? "British man: "One. "The Americans asked the Japanese: "How many stars are there in the sky? " Japanese: "..." The Americans kicked him off. On the third day, they took a plane trip again, and the plane broke down again. The Americans said: "There are only three parachutes here. Someone must get off the plane. As usual, I will set the question. "The Americans asked the Chinese: "A few years ago, a giant passenger ship crashed. What was it called? ” Chinese: “Titanic.” "The Americans asked the British: "How many people died in that accident? ” UK: “1503 people. The Americans asked the Japanese again: "What are the names of the 1,503 people?" " Japan: "..." The United States kicked the Japanese in the face and kicked him off the plane. On the fourth day, the four of them went on a trip again, and the plane broke down again. The Americans came over at this time, but they didn't say anything yet. Japan yelled: "Forget it, you don't have to kick me, I'll jump by myself."

After saying that, he jumped off the plane. The American shouted to the door: "Damn, you are sick. There are 5 parachutes on the plane today!" ”