Selected humorous stories
In ancient times, there was a crocodile seller. Once he saw someone sneezing. He was surprised and asked the man. The man replied, "You don't know, this is because my wife misses me at home, every time she goes out."
The seller in Krooks was very unhappy after hearing this: My wife and I have a good relationship, but why doesn't she miss me every time I go out? The more I think about it, the more angry I get.
When he got home, he angrily scolded his wife: "I was away from home and worked hard." Why didn't you miss me? " The wife said, "I miss you every day!" " "He said," liar! You missed me. Why didn't I sneeze? Hearing this, his wife smiled and said, "Well, I will miss you more when I go out next time." "
The next time he went out, his wife secretly put some Chili powder on his right sleeve. On this day, the weather is very cold. When he was trying to cross the bridge, his nose fell off. He wiped his nose with his sleeve. I didn't expect to smell the spicy taste. He sneezed a few times, shook a crock with a pole in his hand and fell into the river, almost falling. He was so angry that he cursed again: "If you don't read, you won't read. Once you read it, you won't stop. You don't watch it early or late, just watch it when I cross the bridge! "
2. Selected humorous stories Part II
Once upon a time, there was a family where father and son were doing business outside, while mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were farming at home. Father and son were too busy, so they hired a helper. One day, my father wrote a letter and sent it home. Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can't read, so please ask someone to read the letter. The man read the letter and said, "Business is good, but one person died." Hearing this, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law burst into tears.
A person in the same village is about to go out. When you hear crying, ask a child what's going on. The child casually replied, "A person died in their family." Later, this man happened to meet his father and son who were doing business, and immediately said, "Don't hurry home! A person died in your family. " Hearing this, the father and son burst into tears and immediately rushed back overnight.
Back home, four people met, all feel puzzling. I asked the other party why it happened, only to know that it was because there was a wrong word in the letter. In the letter, "I hired someone" was written as "I lost someone".
3. Stories, interesting humor, selected part III
In ancient times, there were two boastful brothers. Whenever they have time, they sit down and brag to each other.
One day, my brother solemnly said to his younger brother, "I ate a big jiaozi yesterday. Jiaozi used 100 Jin of noodles, 80 Jin of meat and 20 Jin of vegetables this time. It takes eight square tables to put it down after it is wrapped and cooked. We * * * have more than 20 people around to eat, eat for two days, haven't eaten to a half. Eating, eating, there are two people missing, looking for everywhere, suddenly heard a voice in the jiaozi, opened it, and saw the two people are eating stuffing inside! Brother, do you think this jiaozi is big? "
The younger brother is not to be outdone: "You are not too big. I ate big meat buns yesterday, that's the big one! Dozens of people have eaten for three days and nights and haven't finished eating the stuffing. So we continued to eat, eat and eat until a stone tablet said,' There are still 30 miles to fill.' What do you think of the steamed stuffed bun I ate? Is it big? "
The elder brother listened to the younger brother's words and asked in surprise, "Ah! What pot is used to steam such a big steamed bread? "
The younger brother proudly said, "You don't know, I steamed it in the pot where you cooked jiaozi."
4. Stories, interesting humor, selected articles 4
In ancient times, there was a very poor man. Almost all his property is in his pocket, and there is never any money in his pocket.
On one occasion, he accidentally got three hundred and twenty pieces of silver. This can make him happy or sad, and put it in his own home. This broken house has only four walls, and it is nowhere to be stored. Who will believe that the poor man has three hundred and twenty pieces of silver? If he leaves it there, people will cheat him? If you carry it with you all day, don't say it's inconvenient. If someone finds you, you will be stolen or robbed, or your life will be in jeopardy. "My god, I am rich, how can I be restless!" Men secretly complain.
In this way, he thought from day to night, and from night to morning. This night, he spent in great tension and anxiety. There was a bird cry from the tree outside the door, and the man was so scared that his heart almost jumped out. After settling down a little, he finally had an idea. He wrote on the stick, "There is no money here." He took advantage of the night, carrying a shovel and holding a stick with a notice. He walked to the intersection and dug a cave with a shovel. Then take off the three hundred and twenty pieces of silver hidden at the waist, put it in gently, and compact it with soil. Finally, he wedged the stick with a notice.
The next morning, Wang Er, a neighbor who likes to wander around, came to the intersection. Seeing this scene, he was puzzled at first, and then he smiled. He hurried home, took a shovel, divided by three times five and dug up the money. He came home with money, but he was very nervous. He thought: I stole so much money from others that they must sue the officials. What if the government comes to investigate and I am suspected? Yes, in order not to be suspected of me, I can.
So, he picked up the pen and ink, ran to the intersection, and carefully wrote on the other side of the stick: "Wang Er next door didn't steal"! Then he put the stick back carefully and went home safely.
5. Stories, interesting humor and selected articles 5
Once upon a time, there was a rich businessman who wanted his son to follow in his father's footsteps and become a richer man than himself. To this end, he tried his best to invite a teacher.
He called his son to the teacher and said, "This teacher is virtuous and knowledgeable. Learn from the teacher in the future and be meticulous. "
The son obediently said, "Don't worry! Father, I must follow your instructions and follow the teacher in every word and deed. "
One day, my son had dinner with his teacher. He sat respectfully, the teacher picked up chopsticks, and he picked up chopsticks; The teacher has a mouth to eat, and he has a mouth to eat; He takes whatever the teacher takes. He imitates the teacher's every move. He is meticulous and accurate.
The teacher felt strange and looked up at him. He also looked up at the teacher at once. Seeing his strange appearance, the teacher couldn't help laughing. This smile doesn't matter. The food choked my throat, I coughed and sneezed, and I spilled food all over the table. My son sneezed when he saw the teacher, but he always failed after several attempts, so he quickly stood up, bowed deeply to the teacher and said with shame, "Teacher, your skills are really difficult, and students really can't learn!"