Good morning greetings are humorous and brief.
Good morning greetings, humorous and short 50 sentences: 1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Your other half should be a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.
2. Have you ever had the same experience, turning your wrist or reaching into your pocket, showing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, restoring it, and suddenly finding that you didn't even look at what time? A new day, a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone!
3. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in 3G and you are still in 2G; I am sending Weibo, and you are sending short messages; I am watching a big movie, and you are waiting for the picture; I use mobile navigation, you call for directions; I'm playing with my mobile phone, and you're being played by it. Good morning, dear. ...
4. Time flies and the weather becomes good and bad; The temperature drops rapidly; Remember to wear clothes when you go out; Eat more vegetarian dishes; Remember to cover more at night; Calcium supplementation at all times in health; Happiness keeps a state of mind; Friends often care; Feel comfortable and happy; Always care in the morning; Life is full of true love; The news is not bad; Fast forward.
5. Good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous all over China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is better than Ashima, and you are ahead of Marlboro all the way. All the best.
6. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is coming to harass your ass.
7. The sun rises high and you are still asleep. I have been calling you, but you sleep better; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me.
8. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash.
9. Good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.
10. Good morning, smile:), have a good breakfast, be healthy, be energetic and earn money. I wish you a prosperous career, and may your love be sweeter every day!
1 1. Banknotes fall from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!
12. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!
13. I come gently and walk quietly. I forgot to take one thing with me, that is pleasure, so you should keep this pleasure for me, otherwise I can make trouble with you at any time, hehe, good morning, brothers and sisters!
14. wake up every day and tell yourself: less reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music, saying "good morning" and saying hello to you!
15. The sun is shining, so I told piggy to get up quickly. The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.
16. The goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. Then our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!
17. Look at your eyes, stained with shit, sometimes open, sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.
18. You have to walk some roads to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!
19. After a wave of unrest, the hero can't escape from the workshop. The boss said it was Mount Tai. Doing a good job encourages you to move forward, which is nothing new. Making mistakes and criticisms is nothing new. Laugh and ask who is right and who is wrong in life. Cowboys are very busy in the world. I hope you are busy again every day, and your hands are numb when counting money! Good morning!
20. Are you excited when your cell phone rings? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I told you! Good morning! That's it!
2 1. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!
22. Sunshine, birdsong, lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in a good mood, be happy, embrace happily, be happy, be lucky, bless, every minute, every second, gently, greet, good friend, good morning!
23. When the alarm goes off, you are in a bad mood. Being angry is harmful to your eyelashes. Never practice Zhang Fei's trick (recklessness), but still get up early, or you will be late for work. Drink milk, eat cake, carry your small bag, and send text messages at the same time to convey your mood with a good mood, beauty, good morning!
24. I hope you eat it. You have a good appetite and are full of energy. Good morning, friend!
25. When the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain is around the heart; The mobile phone rings four times, and the happy laughter is untenable; If the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are just around the corner; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning.
Everyone says that the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!
27. Hello! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you're turning into a pig, hahahahahaha … I miss you, get up and let me see you!
28. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up". Good morning!
29. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome Monday morning, the weather is sunny and refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week, smooth work, jumping up and down in performance and money running around!
30. I will send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!
3 1. The sky is bright and the morning is coming; Flowers bloom and the grass laughs; The mobile phone rang and the text message came; You see, your face is red; I miss you and I love you; Looking at the east, the spirit is coming; Take your legs and go to the appointment; Good morning, waiting for you!
32. Giving up seems to be for people, but it is actually for yourself. Give others a good word and you will get a compliment from others; Give someone a smile and they will smile back at you. The relationship between giving up and getting, like cause and effect, has a cause and effect, and giving up and getting are also interactive. As the saying goes-as you sow, you reap. Good morning, friend. Hehe, I'll give you a dime to make your day happy.
33. When I arrive in the morning, I will wake you up by SMS and send you a ray of sunshine, two loaves of bread, three points of hope, four points of blessing, five points of luck, six points of luck, seven o'clock in the morning and the last sentence of good morning.
34. Friendly reminder: the plan of the day lies in the morning, the plan of the morning lies in diligence, the plan of the morning lies in people, and the plan of people lies in you. How to bless you according to your plan? You will understand the answer after receiving my short message, and secretly tell you, (the answer is) good morning!
35. song for you Magpie, the alarm clock rings for you, the chicken wakes you up, the kitten meows for you, the puppy wants you, the lazy gets up, and the lazy gets up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.
36. The air in the morning was really good, and I had a big fall when I went out. Kiss the yellow land with your mouth and grasp the gold bars with your hands; Under the cover of Jin Ruyi, action kept taking risks; Friends who receive text messages come to wrestling every morning. Haha, good morning, my friend!
37. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning!
38. Every spring, Cheyenne, Autumn, Winter and Peace. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you good health, peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.
39. You are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can chew it; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order! Good morning!
40. It's dawn because the sun is up and the grass is green. Because spring is here, butterflies are dancing. Because the flowers are in bloom, I send you a text message because I want to wake up the lazy pig. Haha, get up. Good morning!
4 1. Dude, is there a timetable for today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!
4 1, dear, if you didn't turn around when you left, if you didn't hug when you were sad, if you didn't tell when you were sad, if you didn't solve when you were confused, then good night and sweet dreams.
42. Get up early, stretch, smile in front of the mirror, take a deep breath, adjust your mind, be happy, be in a good mood, put aside all your troubles, go out with a smile, and good luck will come naturally. Simple greetings, happy without troubles, happy and smooth, happy every second! Good morning!
43. Open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch the beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! I wish you a bright mood and a comfortable and worry-free life!
44. I want to pull your ear, scratch your cheek, and then pat your ass; I want to hold your hand, shake your feet, and then knock your head; Come and say hello in the morning: still sleeping! Little lazy cat gets up.
45. Open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch the beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! I wish you a bright mood and a comfortable and worry-free life!
46. A true friend has no distance, doesn't care about the horizon, doesn't care about the cape, and won't forget his greetings. In this picturesque season, he sends the most beautiful morning message, good morning, friend!
47. It is the intermittent spring rain, the gentle and considerate spring breeze, and the friend who cares about it. Whether you feel the breath of spring or not, my greetings will never stop. When the seasons change, keep warm and good morning.
48, busy life and time for a long time, simply let the pressure and troubles get together, be happy, let happiness and sweetness go hand in hand, and let my blessing say good morning to you.
49. Holding a beam of morning light and gently rubbing it on your face will bring you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see your hopeful eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!
50. My short message reached your mobile phone in time, and the morning sun shone on your PP in time. My blessing reaches your heart in time, and the good luck of the day wraps around your body in time. I hope to see you happy in a beautiful morning. Good morning!