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I heard that the leader was going to increase the fine, only then did I know that his private money was discovered by his wife again!
When shopping, the store often says that if you really buy it, it can be cheaper. Look, it's really worthless!
4. If I had known that this is a world of looking at faces, I would have taken the money from the school for plastic surgery.
It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!
6. Honey, selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, people will not only think you are ugly when they see real people, but also think you are hypocritical!
7. It's normal not to find your ideal partner, and you haven't become your ideal self, have you?
8. What is the difference between losing weight and not losing weight? You changed from eating with confidence to eating with fear.
9. I was hugged by a beggar in the street, and my girlfriend immediately took out 10 yuan and handed it to him. Who knows that the beggar not only didn't withdraw his hand to pick it up, but also pouted and said, I won't take it if you don't give it to me.
10. In the past, girls cooked like their mothers, but now girls only drink like their fathers.
1 1. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect on whether you sent an unprocessed selfie online.
12. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means showing feng shui to the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.
13. What's worse than ugliness is that you have a girlfriend who is ridiculously expensive.
14. I heard that looking in the mirror is 50 times more beautiful than me. I smashed the mirror with a bang, hehe, more beautiful than me!
15. I didn't have much money when I was studying, but I got a discount on clothes. It's different after work, and I can't afford discounted clothes.
16. I like wasting money, but I have no money, so I want to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.
17. I confessed to the girl I secretly loved, and she actually said I was dead! I don't know. This sentence has tortured me for a long time. I can't understand why the quantifier of heart is "Article".
18. I don't know when it started, and paying back money became the only criterion for testing friendship.
19. People who say that girls won't admit their mistakes are lying with their eyes open, so my wife confessed to me: "I was wrong, I shouldn't have married you in the first place!"
Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife this year, earn millions, buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't got rid of the habit of bragging.
2 1. When I was a child, I always felt that someone was following me, so I formed the habit of turning around after a few steps. Ten years later, I became a tango teacher.
22. Many times it's not that I can't learn, but that every time I meet knowledge, I will say to it, "Come to my head!" " But they always say, "you just go to your head!" " Finally, it agreed to come in, but it actually said, "can't you get a bigger brain?" "My heart is so tired.
23. I am always worried that my home will be stolen, so I will change my wifi to no password every time I go out, and then I can go to work with confidence. Every day when I go home, I see more than a dozen people squatting in front of my house to help me watch the door!
24. My mother called me: "Did you eat tonight?" I said angrily, "I have no money to eat. I am eating steamed bread." My mother said distressfully, "How can I eat steamed bread?" My heart suddenly warmed up after listening to it, and I was preparing to ask for some living expenses. My mother continued: "You can't just eat steamed bread, remember to drink plenty of water, or you will choke easily."
25. As soon as I do my homework, I find that the desk is fun, the pen is fun, the nails are fun, the slippers are fun, the mobile phone is fun, the computer is fun, and even staring at the air is fun.