Funny jokes in a circle of friends
When you are young, don't despair because you have no money. Because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money in the future, so be strong!
People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest one, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.
4. In ancient China, there was an artifact of governing the country: the Yellow Calendar. If you want to tear it down and make people not angry, then write more "it is appropriate to break ground for security"; If you don't want them to make trouble in the street, just write "No Travel"!
It doesn't matter. You're not fighting alone. When you are lonely, please remember that there is Qian Qian's single dog behind you!
Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows my wife is not an unreasonable person. Before every call, she would ask my permission. When I refused, she called me to show her consent.
7. Do you think this is the low point of life? No! In fact, you still have room to fall.
Eight. It used to be called husband and wife, but now it's called cell phone. One machine in hand, enduring. The machine is not in hand and there is no soul.
9. The man didn't catch the bus until he got home. When he came back, he told his wife that he missed the bus, but it didn't matter. After exercising, he earned 1 yuan. At that time, his wife said angrily, "You are so stupid. You have to catch a taxi and earn at least a starting price."
10. Girls shouldn't go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. If you can't resist eating the barbecue dessert on the street, you will gain a few pounds.
Eleven. Three illusions in life: start working hard tomorrow, go to bed early today, and I will chop my hand if I buy again.
I am a rich second generation, but I do my homework in class on time. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. Obviously, I can eat by my face, but I'm trying my best. This is the difference between me and Mingming.
Thirteen. I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". It's always called this: stop here, stop here. It didn't take long for the dog to go crazy.
14. Full of wisdom, it propped up my face abruptly.
15. When I was in high school, I always put a book under my ass because it was too hot in summer. When I felt the book under my ass was hot, I changed it. The idiot in the back table said to me: Do you have eyes on your ass? After reading a book, change it.
16. When you are young, your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain have no other meaning except to prove that you were unlucky since childhood.
17. When you feel that you have nothing, you have nothing to love. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!
18. I was eating in the canteen, and I bit my tongue and cried with pain. Idiot roommate asked me what happened. I pointed at my mouth in pain and vomited blood. The idiot shouted, "stop eating, everyone! The food is poisonous!" " "
19. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient. You must be dreaming, because you have no life at all.
I am sad that the company goddess always ignores my kindness. A good friend comforted me and said, "Don't be sad, she won't take it to heart. She does this to everyone who is ugly."
2 1. Today, I learned driving for the first time in a driving school. I started from that half slope, and when I went downhill, the car fell rapidly. The coach shouted: Brake with your feet! I am in a daze. As soon as the car door opened, I put one foot out and stepped on the ground, and finally stabilized the speed.
Twenty-two. The same is lazy, just because the face is different and the fate is completely different. For example, pandas and pigs: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! You are nothing but ugly!
Twenty-three People living in some areas are so pitiful that it rains almost every day.
Twenty-four. Once on the bus, I met a child and asked his mother, "Mom, what does that weakness mean to the old, the weak and the sick?" Mother replied, "It means retarded." As a result, the child looked around and said to me, "Uncle, sit down ..."