Funny talk about Daquan: life is like shit, and it has been hard for a long time, but it is a fart in the end.

1. A happy day is a day when you are full and go to sleep.

2. Life grinds us round to make us roll further.

2. Even if you want to cry again, you should say with a smile: Fuck you!

3. I would like to be an angry bird and bump into those pigs.

4. Love means being desperate and enduring everything.

6. I'm cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?

7. Grey Wolf, a big stupid Wolf, will never be able to fight Pleasant Goat, and he has to wait on Red Taro.

8. finally, it covered the whole world for the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

9. It's ridiculous to bury you all my life, but there is no king's life.

1. phoenixes that played here once, so that the place was named for them broke his promise and left, waiting all night. From then on, Jiangnan Jiangbei and Wan Li wept.

11. the Year of the Loong is in a good mood and has no worries every day; Raise your head to embrace happiness and lower your head to embrace beauty.

12. I miss the days when I ate single-celled animals in those years (women use this as their signature, which is absolutely hot)

13. I'm not thirty yet, so how can I be like an uncle? So I put my fist in my hands: Sister-in-law, what's the matter?

14. A girl was lovelorn. I advised her: Toads with two legs are hard to find, and men with three legs are plenty!

15. once I patted my dormitory classmate's stomach, she said loudly: don't pat, I have urine in my stomach.

16. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole building! ! !

17. Woman: Would you like to be my sun? M: I do! Woman: Then please keep the distance with me

18. I remember that someone said that they would make a sequel to flying swords of dragon gate, which is called "Flying on the Dragon Gate". I prayed to myself that I would not shoot the third episode.

19. Eight years ago, I got into the bad habit of smoking, and a roommate got into the good habit of drinking milk. Now, I am alive and well, and my roommate is dead.

2. since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

21. The teacher said: Even if men conquer the world, they will be conquered by women one day.

22. It used to be a fairy tale love, but now it's a hell of a life.

23. Funny story: I have blisters on my feet after I was young.

24. Actually, I'm very homesick. It's just a matter of whose house I live in.

25. Life is like shit. After a long effort, it turns out to be a fart.

26. It is necessary to change the notebook. It takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasts for 3 minutes!

27. The class teacher said to a classmate after class: Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

28. Many people looked for him, but he was in sogou.

29. On September 1st in China, there is a bitter story called "Opening School" which will be broadcast soon.

3. The smartest emotional investment skill is to give timely help, not icing on the cake.

31. No friends forever. Too much experience will make your eyes full of money.

32. When you point your finger at others and scold their parents, don't forget that there are still four fingers pointing at yourself! ! There is no money. Let's talk funny.

First, it is sad to have no money, but it is doubly sad to have too much money.

second, women can do without money, but they can't do without dignity. They can do without love, but they can't do without self-esteem. A woman's noble capital is dignity!

Third, when he was down and out, he went to visit Nasreddin, a kind and clever old man who often helped people out of trouble.

Fourth, the last time she had dinner with her children was a day ago, and the food was shared by poor neighbors.

5. Those who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

6. No matter how much wealth China has, it will be pitiful if it is divided by hundreds of millions of people. No matter how small the China problem is, it will be great if multiplied by 1 million people.

7. The money in our hands is a tool to keep our freedom, while the money we pursue is a tool to make ourselves slaves.

8. Love and money are both good things, but when they are combined, they may not give birth to sweet candy.

money can do many things, but it can't do everything. We should know its field. And limit it there; When it wants to develop further, it even has to kick them back.

ten, there are only a few pieces of broken furniture in the house, which is really a family.

XI. My cousin's family is so poor that he has to work and study!

12. Poor farmers fought back and killed elephants for their land and livelihood.

XIII. I won't bend over if I lose money in the sky, because I won't even lose pie in the sky, let alone money.

14. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign, and I'll give him two Chinese before I resign, and beat him to death.

15. Lao Wang is always extravagant. He only gets his salary at the beginning of the month, and he will be in empty pockets in the middle of the month.

XVI. When there is no money, curse the rich bastard; when there is money, curse the poor wretch who has no money; When riding a bicycle, curse the speeding car; When there is a car, curse the bicycle that affects the speed; When there is no power, curse corruption; When you have power, you are more corrupt than your predecessor-don't always look at the justice of doing justice for heaven, and don't always scold others for their lack of quality. If you can't do better than others, first reflect on yourself: Do you have that quality?

17. Most women still worship money, thinking that as long as they have money, they will have happiness. In fact, they don't know what happiness is at all, and they are not qualified to talk about happiness. It is an insult to happiness to link money with happiness.

18. He thinks we are crazy: we got married when we were both poor in empty pockets.

19th, no money, no power, no longer be nice to you, can you come with me?

Twenty, my wallet is scarred. empty pockets, I'm afraid I have to rest for a month before I can recover.

21st, money speaks the truth, but words without money are not true. Don't believe me, but watch the wine in the banquet, and persuade the rich first.

twenty-two, people who have no money in their pockets and no money in their hearts are the most handsome; People who have no money in their pockets but have money in their hearts are the most painful; People who have money in their pockets and money in their hearts are the most troubled; He who has money in his pocket but no money in his heart is the happiest.

twenty-three, he is as poor as a church mouse now, but he still lingers on studying abroad.

twenty-four, what's wrong with illness? There's nothing without money. Don't want health without anything. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

25. Although he has made some achievements now, few people know that he spent his childhood in an environment surrounded by his family.

twenty-six, he really has nothing but a harmonica that he carries with him.

I don't like living in empty pockets, but who does?

a successful husband has more money than his wife can spend; A successful wife is to find such a husband.

twenty-nine, men hate women's vulgarity when they have no money, and wish women were vulgar when they have money.

3. Although the writer was down and out, he continued to write.

31. He made a fortune in business, but when he died, he was penniless.

32. Wealth is a "threat to happiness", and those luxury houses have become redundant-Haguetti Clark, the only billionaire in the world who is over 1 years old, said.

33. He wants to borrow money from me? I am as poor as a church mouse. How can I lend him money?

thirty-four, the underground gold should be dug from the vein, and the miser's gold should be clumsy from his soul.

35. A person who loves money very much can hardly love his children at any time. These two are just like god and the god of wealth, and they are like ice charcoal.

thirty-six, these poor students in empty pockets have survived through work-study and self-reliance.

37. Although we haven't seen the poor people in India, Africa and South America, we must never completely forget their existence.

thirty-eight, money is a passport that allows us to get rid of any regional army except heaven; At the same time, it can also provide us with anything except happiness.

thirty-nine, all too careful care about wealth smells of greed. Even if you deal with money with too intentional and unnatural generosity, you can't bother to direct and care.

4. I have always wanted to travel. When I have time, I have no money. When I have money, I have no time. I have both time and money, but we are too old to walk. Money and time are excuses. If you don't have much money, you can travel with your friends and choose a place where you don't need money to go for an outing. When time is not enough, you can choose a place closer, bring your loved ones and parents and have a happy weekend. Let's start our journey while we can still walk!

41. Money is not happiness. A person can be happy even if he is poor.

Forty-two, I spent a lot of money last night, which made me now in empty pockets.

43. The top secret of a country is where the taxpayer's money goes.

forty-four, excessive extravagance and extravagance is obviously a big taboo for both ordinary families and businesses. Many wealthy businessmen have fallen into poverty just because they have nothing to eat, and even ended up penniless.

forty-five, people who are drunk will be sober, and people who are addicted to money will never be sober.

46. People who serve God for money will also work hard for the devil for more money.

forty-seven, down and out, and suffering from physical illness and mental pain.

48. Without his mother, Charlie Chaplin was just another poor child in Victorian London at best.

forty-nine, he was addicted to gambling, but he lost nine out of ten, and finally he fell to the point where his family was surrounded.

fifty, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we stop loving each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

fifty-one, although I have three meals, empty pockets, I am by no means the thing in the pool.

52. Although I am as poor as a church mouse, I am determined to wait for an opportunity to rise again.

53. I just spent all my money on clothes. I am now in empty pockets.

54. I don't even have a penny on me. It's really empty pockets.

fifty-five, people who don't earn money by themselves are often not greedy for money; People who make money by themselves have one article to think about.

56. After paying the rent, I'm in empty pockets, so I have to let you treat me for dinner.

fifty-seven, he can only spend his original potential with wine in the journey of poverty and poverty.

58. People who believe that money can do everything will always do it for money.

59. I beg you to marry me. Although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age! When you are old, I will still carry you, and I will be your crutch; When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I must wait for you to die before I die, or I will leave you alone in this world, with no one to take care of you, and I won't be at ease being a ghost!

6. The new financial system established by Hamilton has helped this young country to successfully transform itself from a country with few families to an economic power.

61. While complaining about his poverty, he couldn't resist his curiosity.

sixty-two, you should save money when you get paid, so as not to go to empty pockets again at the end of the month.

sixty-three, because of taking drugs, he not only ruined his health, but also left his well-off family destitute.

sixty-four, although he was received by rich people and received tickets for theaters and concerts, he was still penniless.

sixty-five, vagrants are mostly illiterate. Facing their own poverty, their minds are the same blank and there is nothing they can do.

after the June 66 and September 21 earthquake, many victims fell into the plight of their families and were in urgent need of help from all walks of life.

sixty-seven, if you are in empty pockets, but you want to have a big holiday dinner, how about a lobster?

sixty-eight, he used to be very rich, but now he is poor because of some mistakes.

sixty-nine, money can buy tonic, but it can't buy health; Money can buy food, but it can't buy appetite; Money can buy books, but not knowledge; Money can buy clocks, but it can't buy time.

seventy, we are more obsessed with money than with empty dignity. Although money can't buy dignity, those who voluntarily give up dignity are another matter.

seventy-one, they asked for more funds, but we have gone to empty pockets.

seventy-two, the rich man is afraid that others will know that he has money, and the poor man is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

seventy-three, chairman Li never forgot the plight of his family when he was a child, so he went crazy to help out-of-school children.

seventy-four, I saw him shopping, and felt in my pocket before I found myself empty pockets.

seventy-five, there is no one who does not think that this former aristocratic class has been down and out, but this view obviously exposes the attitude of being eager for quick success and instant benefit.

seventy-six, we can live without money, but we can't live without dignity. Money can't buy dignity, but dignity is helpless because of money. This is where we are today.

seventy-seven, he failed in business, lost all his capital, and now he is a family member.

seventy-eight, his family is poor, and he doesn't have any property around him, so he can be called a family member.

79. With money, you can do a lot of things in this world, but only youth can't be bought with money.

eighty, money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money.

eighty-one, this month's expenses are too high, and we will be in empty pockets before the end of the month.

eighty-two, money can buy a house but not a home, marriage but not love, clocks but not time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

eighty-three. Since he started gambling, his life has never improved.

eighty-four. At that time, he was down and out, but he never gave up his persistent career.

eighty-five, the more you love money, the more it will harm you until you die.

eighty-six, men become bad when they have money, yes,