The script sketch of the Spring Festival Evening is generals and soldiers, urgent, urgent, urgent.
Period: It's so handsome. Handsome or not?
Audience: handsome
Period: I rushed to the parade training ground to interview the deputy commander. Time is tight and the task is heavy. I went to the military network overnight. Oh, deputy commander, deputy commander, come on stage.
Hou Yong: One, two, three, four.
Period: Here we go.
Yu Heng: One, two, one, two, one, stop, turn right and report to the chief. Let's practice saluting on the way.
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: Chief, please listen to the password, step by step, one.
Period: so handsome.
Yu Heng: Hello, Director Hao, what are you doing?
Period: I took a training photo for the director.
Yu Heng: No, the officer's actions are not up to standard.
Hou Yong: Li Jun is right. Today, the assessment failed to meet the standard, and I was criticized by name. I have to work overtime for training.
Period: Director, how long are you going to practice?
Hou Yong: I've been practicing until I reach the standard.
Period: No, Chief, then I will be too late.
Hou Yong: It's too late for me. Li Jun, look, there will be a military parade in ten days.
Yu Heng: Here.
Hou Yong: Keep training.
Yu Heng: Yes.
Period: Chief, I'll just take a picture.
Yu Heng: Director Hao, I told you not to shoot. Sir, the action is not standard.
Period: What's the matter, sir?
Yu Heng: The palm of your hand is not standard, and the sole of your foot is not standard.
Menstruation: Is the palm of your hand not standard or the sole of your foot not standard?
Yu Heng: Not only the palm head is not standard, but also the sole head is not standard.
Period: Chief.
Hou Yong: What kind of palms and soles? Keep training.
Yu Heng: Yes, sir, please listen to the password. Step by step. Stop. Chief, please start over, okay?
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: One, stop. Chief, please start over, okay?
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: One, stop. Chief, please start over, okay?
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: One, stop.
Period: Sir, it won't start again, will it?
Yuheng: What's wrong?
Period: Stuck, huh? Why is there only one sentence?
Yu Heng: I trained there.
Period: Do you have any questions for the director?
Hou Yong: Yes, in person.
Yu Heng: I don't know.
Period: Didn't you talk well when training new recruits?
Yu Heng: Can recruits be like generals?
Q: What's the difference?
Yu Heng: That's what I said when I trained new recruits. You, two questions.
Period: You, Chief, have two questions.
Yu Heng: One sole is less than 25 cm from the ground.
Period: One sole is less than 25 cm from the ground.
Yu Heng: Two kicks are weak and silent.
Period: two kicks are weak and silent.
Yu Heng: Soft.
Period: softness
Yu Heng: Like an old lady.
Period: You are an old lady.
Hou Yong: Huh?
Q: Why is there this sentence?
Yu Heng: There is something worse than this sentence.
Hou Yong: I see, Li Jun.
Yu Heng: Here.
Hou Yong: I am the second-in-command and you are the corporal. You can't let go when you teach me a lesson, can you?
Yu Heng: Yes.
Hou Yong: Li Jun.
Yu Heng: Here.
Hou Yong: Take off your clothes.
Yuheng: Take off your clothes?
Hou Yong: Why don't you take it off together?
Period: Chief, what are you doing here?
Hou Yong: He is a general and I am a soldier.
Period: Secretary, this is inappropriate.
Hou Yong: What is inappropriate? The essence of a general should be a better soldier.
Period: inappropriate.
Yu Heng: Suitable.
Period: inappropriate.
Yu Heng: How appropriate.
Hou Yong: Comrade Chief, Comrade Chief.
Period: I'm calling you.
Yu Heng: Report to the chief comrade, what are your instructions?
Hou Yong: You are the director.
Yu Heng: It's the chief comrade. When do we start training there?
Period: You are the chief. You are the director.
Yu Heng: Director Hao
Period: Here.
Yu Heng: Please rest assured.
Period: Yes.
Yu Heng: Corporal Hou Yi
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: Continue training.
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: Just step by step, one.
Hou Yong: One.
Yu Heng: Second, stop. Kick the wind, there are holes in the ground.
Hou Yong: Kicking gives birth to wind, and there are holes in the ground.
Yu Heng: Me.
Hou Yong: One.
Yu Heng: Two.
Hou Yong: Two.
Yu Heng: No, two, standard. Watch your head and chest.
Hou Yong: Hold your head high.
Yu Heng: Look ahead.
Hou Yong: Look ahead.
Yu Heng: Half an hour.
Hou Yong: Half an hour.
Period: half an hour, report to the chief, what is the chief's action standard?
Yu Heng: It is standard.
Period: Can I take a photo interview?
Yu Heng:No..
Q: Why?
Yu Heng: Director Hao, some time ago, his training performance was excellent, but I don't know why the decline was serious during this time. If you don't work overtime, you are likely to be eliminated, you know?
Period: No, you said it.
Yu Heng: Corporal Hou Yi
Hou Yong: Yes.
Yu Heng: What is the distance between the east and the west of China in Tiananmen Square?
Hou Yong: 96 meters.
Yu Heng: How many steps do you want to kick?
Hou Yong: 128 steps.
Yu Heng: How long will it take?
Hou Yong: 66 seconds.
Yu Heng: Can you guarantee that you will play every step?
Hou Yong: Me.
Period: The supervisor can
Yu Heng: Can you guarantee that every landing is bumpy?
Period; Chief can
Yu Heng: Can you guarantee that you are a soldier every second?
Period: Chief.
Hou Yong: Not now.
Yu Heng: Continue training.
Hou Yong: Yes.
Period: Stop, ok, Li Jun, Li Jun.
Yuheng: What's wrong now?
Period: You took a chicken feather as an arrow, didn't you? Yes, you can't tell a king from a king, can you?
Yu Heng: I
Yes, you really think you are a general, don't you? Chief practiced all day, right?
Hou Yong: Yes.
Menstruation: The director is sweating like a pig, right?
Hou Yong: Yes.
Period: Sir, are you thirsty?
Hou Yong: Not thirsty.
Period: Did you hear that? Get the director a bottle of water.
Yu Heng: The Secretary said he was not thirsty.
Menstruation: I am thirsty.
Yu Heng: OK, Director Hao.
Period: Director, let me interview you.
Hou Yong: OK, Director Hao, I really have a lot of thoughts and feelings about this training. I wrote them all down here. See for yourself.
Period: Yes. Training experience shows that the day of military parade is getting closer and closer, and I am worried. This deputy commander Hou makes me so angry. Chief officer, did you transfer a deputy commander named Hou?
Hou Yong: Hey, there's a mistake. This is not mine. This is Li Jun's.
Period: Then we won't watch it.
Hou Yong: Since you wrote mine, read it.
Yes, I don't know why his training performance has been declining these days, and his kicking is limping, like A, like A.
Hou Yong: Like an old lady?
Menstruation: Like a little old lady.
Hou Yong: Let me see, he is too old to keep up with his training. But when he walks through Tiananmen Square, people will not regard him as a general, but only as a soldier. But he didn't even meet the basic appearance of a soldier. Is he still a soldier? Look at it, look at it, look at it.
Period: What's the mess?
Hou Yong: It is well written.
Period: OK?
Hou Yong: OK! Director Hao, soldiers are our mirrors. Wait a minute, Li Jun is coming. You interview him well and see what I, the deputy commander, look like in their soldiers' minds.
Period: this ......
Hou Yong: Obey orders.
Period: Yes.
Yu Heng: Here comes the water.
Period: Comrade Corporal
Hou Yong: Yes.
Menstruation: Have a drink and have a rest.
Hou Yong: Yes.
Period: I'm here to interview this young general comrade.
Yu Heng; Me?
Period: Just one question. What does the deputy commander look like in your eyes?
Yu Heng: There are four soldiers, and soldiers have good looks.
Period: The interview is over.
Yu Heng: But
Period: The interview is over.
Hou Yong: Continue the interview, but some people say that he is a general, but there are no soldiers.
Yu Heng: Who said that? Who said that? How can you say that?
Hou Yong: That's right.
Yuheng: Chief, since you know all about it, I'll say everything in my stomach today.
Hou Yong: I just want to hear your heartbeat.
Yu Heng: Good. Deputy commander, you said that the 96 meters in front of Tiananmen Square is the 96 meters for our soldiers to show their responsibility. Every look and every step can convey the morale and combat effectiveness of our soldiers to the people of the whole country. You are the general manager and the pioneer of the whole team. If you don't leave the army if you don't meet the training standards, you will lose not your personal face, but the trust of the party and the people in our army.
Hou Yong: Anything else?
Yu Heng: That's all.
Hou Yong: That's it?
Yu Heng: Happy.
Chief mate, he's sweating.
Hou Yong: Actually, I should sweat.
Yuheng: Chief, if you say so, my sweat has not been in vain. A medical certificate?
Hou Yong: Well, that's mine.
Menstruation: Houyi, male, 55 years old, patella strain, knee joint effusion.
Hou Yong: My injury has healed. It won't affect my training, Li Jun.
Yu Heng: Here.
Hou Yong: Get dressed.
Yu Heng: Yes.
Hou Yong: If you don't change it, you may come up with something later.
Period: Chief.
Yuheng: Chief, you said you were hurt like this. I trained you so hard. Why am I so ignorant?
Hou Yong: Li, I want to thank you. You let me see the gap between myself and a soldier. My training today did not meet your training standards, let alone my father's requirements for me.
Yu Heng full stop: Your father?
Hou Yong: Yes, he is an old eight. He told me that his son and father are not as good as you. You became a deputy commander, and now you are a general. What worries me most is that when you become an official, you are more and more bureaucratic and less military. Such a general can't win the battle when he goes to the battlefield. He said that he was able to defeat the Japanese devils in the anti-Japanese team because the anti-Japanese generals were not officials, but soldiers who took their comrades to the front. He said that if today's generals can all do this and everyone is a bloody soldier who dares to fight and fight, then our army can be invincible. Just before I attended the training, the old man fell ill. In front of his bed, he took my hand and told me that his greatest wish was to go to Tiananmen Square to watch the Victory Day military parade in person. Let him find the feeling of being a soldier again. So I put his picture on my chest, and I want to take him through Tiananmen Square. Dad, don't worry. Your son is not an official, and your son will always be a pioneer. I promise you: I still have all the Republic soldiers. Once the country is in trouble, we will be the first to charge.
Together: Go.
We seem to have seen the military parade.
Hou Yong: The soldiers of the three armed forces are all iron-boned
Period: Hunting with banners and whistling with chariots.
Yu Heng: Keep history in mind and continue to write brilliantly.
Hou Yong: For justice.
Period: for the people.
Yu Heng: For peace.
Hou Yong: Towards the Chinese Dream
Period: towards a strong military dream
Together: stride forward, listen to the party's command, win the battle, and have a good style of work.
Hou Yong: Please review and pay tribute to the Party and the people.