Fortune-telling stickers for school bully Zhihu _ Fortune-telling stickers for school bully Zhihu's novels
Dong Yiqi 2022 Year of the Monkey | Liu Xiaotu
Edit | Li Chunhui
In the second act of Teahouse, the world was in chaos and everyone was ashamed. The only fortune teller, Tang Tiezui, is more moist than before, even shouting "I thank you this year".
"The more chaotic the years, the better my business. These days, whoever lives or dies has to take a chance. How can you not count fortune telling and face reading? "
Mr. Lao She has a clear understanding of the world, and Tang Tiezui's theory still applies today. The year 2022 started badly, and the outbreak of the epidemic changed everyone's life trajectory. Whether facing an unknown panorama or an unpredictable economy, when science cannot fully explain it, it is inevitable that some people will want to turn to metaphysics.
But I will burn incense and worship God and turn it off. Please tell your fortune. Mr. Wang is estimated to be isolated in his hometown and has not returned to work in the city. But it doesn't matter. Recently, I have been telling fortune on various crazy networks. Isn't it "everything will go wrong"? After the cloud collapses, a cloud fortune teller will release stress and relieve anxiety. This is a complete set of two-piece physical and mental healing.
Astrology, astrology, tarot cards ... All kinds of ""have set up stalls on the Internet and posted posters of "Fate is Here" all over Weibo. Fortune-telling app also plays the concept of AI fortune-telling, and launches testing activities such as "aesthetic type", "life setting" and "love relationship". Even New Oxygen, a medical beauty software, found Lingling Mak Satellite TV, a famous Yi-ology scholar, and arranged a blessing report for users in the Year of the Rat.
Hhhh peach blossom, like this?
Compared with science, metaphysics is a specific medicine for anxiety. There are enough young people nowadays. If the exam is not smooth, blame it and forward it to koi fish; Love is bumpy and strange energy, buy crystal peach blossoms; The stock market crash was attributed to luck, so I asked for help in making a prediction. Catch up with this "change of the boxer". Recently, there are more and more people who look for palm reading, worship from afar and worship online.
Is internet fortune telling reliable? Hard candy jun has also experienced it with the wind. Moreover, I am going to teach the axe to others, and I have to calculate a divination for the fortune teller.
Honey, what could it be?
After careful calculation, Internet fortune-telling has a history of at least 20 years in China, and it has not been lost or even "existed for a long time" in online literature, internet and other forms of entertainment.
Around 2000, fortune-telling sprang up. Friends only need to enter the date of birth, name, etc. , they can generate wealth reports online. Most of these test codes are written by programmers who know a little about numerology and constellation knowledge. The analysis is simple and highly repeatable, but it can still drain a lot.
Computer enthusiasts in 2004
In the past 20 years, Internet fortune telling has also migrated from PC to mobile with channel innovation. The position has changed. How is the service?
There are nearly ten fortune-telling apps for hard candy, such as expert meeting, astrology, and accuracy. First of all, the business of fortune-telling APP is more vertically subdivided, and graffiti, Taoist magic, horoscope and other Chinese and Western mashups are more common. In addition to traditional projects such as housewarming, career and marriage, it can even be regarded as idolization, fate of works and mistress.
Free measurement or retention project. And in order to improve the accuracy of the results, in addition to collecting detailed personal information, each family also launched a questionnaire survey, communication and other supporting functions. These are mainly used to calculate emotions, workplaces, interpersonal relationships and so on. This can also be regarded as a psychological evaluation.
However, the real turning point in the industry is that fortune tellers embrace the internet and pro-calculation services are fully popularized.
Hard candy jun spent a lot of money to experience three services, and the process is basically the same. Choose the project, choose "",and take the money to start work. The whole process is no different from hairdressing and manicure. Once you register this software, you will place orders with discounted prices and coupons in different ways.
Poke into the fortune-telling APP, enter the internal "instant", "find a teacher" and "calculation" interfaces, and further select related items such as prediction, naming and feng shui fortune according to your own demands and materials, and the system will match the one that suits you.
Fortune-telling, like manicurists, will be sorted according to business scope, number of orders received, user evaluation and so on. Different levels of fees are different. Each service lasts about 60 minutes, and the price is mostly around 200-800 yuan, except for some well-known brands that can reach 10,000 yuan.
The budget is limited, and the consumption of hard candy is guaranteed at around 100. First of all, simply ask the date of birth, or suggest providing a palm. Then, they will calculate the project according to you, first break the past and then comprehensively analyze the future destiny.
There is little difference among the three kinds of feedback in hard candy calculation. It is said that Hard Sugar Jun has earned less and spent more in the past two years, which is very stressful. At this stage, without the help of nobles, the fortune is difficult. Calm down first, accumulate experience and contacts, and wait until the fortune is higher around the age of 30, and wealth will naturally come.
Of course, you can also talk about specific issues in detail.
Asked about the occupation, "the wood fire industry is suitable, like cultural and artistic propaganda, and depends on opportunities"; Ask about investment, "long-term investment is ok, short-term investment is unfavorable, you have to be practical"; Ask a noble person, "Anyone who can help you is a noble person."
Is it accurate? Quasi. Your taste is a collective portrayal of contemporary social animals. At first glance, it makes sense, but after careful consideration, it lacks detailed support. Even if you say "pay attention to travel in September" and "avoid losses next year", it is difficult for you to prove or falsify.
If fate can't ask for anything, it is marriage. Well, this is another set meal. Please reorder it. Hard Candy Jun observed the comments of buyers from all walks of life, and there were many feedbacks such as "too little to talk about", "Be patient, but the suggestions are all providence" and "nothing substantial".
Like all industries, fortune-telling apps also have contempt chains. It is out of date for knowledgeable friends to insist on four pillars and eight characters. You have to try the plum blossom easy number. After three times, Hard Sugar Jun didn't have an epiphany, but he was a little relieved because of his positive energy suggestion.
Internet fortune telling, is it a good business?
At the beginning of 2022, Pan Shiyi, the chairman of SOHO, sued the large-scale magic stick bureau of Metaphysics, which was once quoted. Fortune-telling apps such as the quasi-meeting, the high-ranking meeting, and the great bar also brushed a wave of existence, and the masses marveled at fortune telling.
In fact, after Xintiandi, the world's first fortune-telling company, went public in the UK in 2022, a wave of numerology companies started their businesses in China. Four years later, dozens of teams have succeeded, but the industry has never been able to make a breakthrough.
Advocates say that Internet fortune-telling is a market with 1 0 billion yuan,10 million yuan and net profit per minute110,000 yuan. But is this really the case?
Where does the 10 billion market come from? Hard Sugar Jun searched related reports and preliminarily judged that the original source of this data should be Gaorenhui APP. According to data analysis and market research feedback, it is estimated that the market size is about 65.438+04 billion (crowd), 45% (mainstream consumer group), 654.38+06% (paid conversion rate), 654.38+0000 (average customer unit price), 80% (estimated proportion), which is about 80%.
The cake is delicious. You can also calculate payment conversion, average customer list and proportion data through the multi-year consumption records of internal users. What about the 45% mainstream consumer groups? Hard sugar jun found no supporting materials, indicating that it came from "big data". This set of data was originally used by Gao Renhui to recruit business partners.
This must be true. According to incomplete statistics, dozens of metaphysical entrepreneurial projects, such as Xingzhi, Pocket, Constellation Examination, Expert Meeting and Zhun, have received millions or even tens of millions of funds. However, these cooperations are mainly concentrated around 2022, and some products have disappeared.
Compared with the pure blood fortune-telling app, the metaphysical categories such as Uncle Tong and God Stick Bureau are more favored by investors from the media (bloggers). These have accumulated a large number of highly sticky users by creating explosive content such as constellations and numerology, and have more yuan and sustainable realization paths. Among them, WeChat's magic wand bureau (now new nine doors) waded in pro-calculation, course payment, e-commerce and other businesses.
However, although the fortune-telling APP failed to complete the myth of making wealth, it survived smoothly with the cooperation and sharing of children. Judging from the default ranking of the help test, the top teacher Jia answered 3 1505 times. According to the price of 298 yuan/piece, it created an income of 9.38 million. The number of points is closely related to the level and cooperation time. Even if it only accounts for 20%, a teacher can win 654.38+0.87 million.
Fortune-telling apps and self-media operations are more and more like MCN institutions. They hatch, sign fortune-telling, and then guide their children through a series of packaging marketing to achieve a win-win situation.
Recently, experts, helpers and testers have also followed suit to make money. Ordinary users only need to invite friends to join the partnership team, and they can get the corresponding commission every time they buy. Among them, the "making money for all" plan for helping the exam is divided into two grades, AB, which can be divided into different grades when corresponding conditions are met.
Friends and relatives helped cut down two knives to plant trees, so they had to organize a future fortune-telling group, bonus hunter. Social chain marketing is to kill people.
Fortune teller, who is it?
No matter how you brag, Hard Sugar Jun boldly asserts that it is difficult to make a difference in the Internet fortune-telling market under the same circumstances. The problem is not harmony, but.
Looking through the fortune-telling posts of Zhihu and Douban, the most heated discussion among friends is "xxx is allowed or not". In particular, various cos fortune tellers are frantically brushing their screens in the comment area of Weibo, disrupting the market with false calculation and distribution, and people are increasingly controversial and questioning.
In real life, fortune telling is actually the product of "geography+word of mouth". The computing power of a master will spread along the circle of acquaintances. It is up to everyone to decide whether it is right or not. Although there is still no standard, it is still sample screening.
And Internet fortune telling, users want to judge the level, basically only by leaderboards, eyes and resumes. Hard Sugar Jun interviewed a dozen Internet fortune-telling users around him, most of them sorted by price, and then chose one that looked "like that". No wonder, the teacher will also emphasize.
Even if you consider your resume carefully, you still can't find a solution to the problem. Hard candy jun has roughly read more than 50 introductions, and his occupation is highly similar: he was born in a family of Yi-ology and studied geomantic numerology since childhood; Worship into the master's door, study for decades, and fight thousands of cases; Good at analyzing love and marriage feelings, career wealth, and naming things.
By the way, the founders of apps such as Zhun (Mo Xiaoqi), Pocket (Fat Man Le) and Yiqibazi (Dong Yiqi) have also embarked on the road of metaphysical entrepreneurship for love power generation.
Who is the fortune-teller Lan Xiang? Without professional technical standards, it is difficult for us ordinary people to understand the doorway from the vague introduction. Hard candy jun went undercover, and the person in charge said that he had to answer questions and simulate calculations, and there would be professional training after passing.
In fact, scientists have also discovered this. Teacher-student relationship, identity and academic works have become more important symbols for them. So we see: Wang Xiangxue studied as a professor; He Tianyi inherited the Ming Xin Ge Yi School from his ancestors; Wang Enquan published a series of Yi-ology papers, such as "On Six Sands and Water" and "Now all the buildings in new cities have turned over". It would be more reliable if you could get the title of a member of the National Association of Yi Studies.
With the fortune-telling team gradually growing, psychological association has become a new "identity". In fact, friends' consumption is nothing more than a kind of comfort and peace of mind. Those who are good at psychological warfare are indeed more in line with the tastes of young people. In addition, "Star+Fortune-telling" and "Red+"featured by Weibo Metaphysics bloggers are also a good direction.
Singapore Xintiandi Group (Yuan Zhongxiu) can successfully go public, which is a more pleasing business idea. Hillary Phang, the founder, joined hands with Feng Shui to provide equity incentives, joined in at the same time, set up a training system, and then opened a branch after training. Standardization is business, not itself.
There is such a plot in the recently hit "Anjia".
Local tyrant Huang, local tyrant boss, sticky Lu. After the problem of buying a house is solved, he intends to change to a new house to gather wealth. The intermediary room kindly unveiled this feng shui. Instead of being grateful, Boss Huang scolded with indignation: "I hate you, I hate you to death, and you ruined mine."
Undoubtedly offended others, and Hard Candy Jun under the brilliance of Marxism-Leninism also likes metaphysics. Well, yes or no, we just want to find some mysterious positive energy when mourning. Calm, diligent and noble, the advice given by three people is quite good for Hard Sugar Jun.
The above is about Dong Yiqi's zodiac monkey fortune in 2022, and the sharing of marriage fortune telling. After reading the fortune of the monkey man in 2022, I hope this will help everyone!