Fortune-telling in the Frozen Contract _ Frozen Contract: Is my fortune-teller a zombie king?

Miniature novel (3)

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we demand too much from the story.

It is said that there is another parallel time and space in this world. After a person dies, the soul will float there and attach itself to another self.

wait for

Love a person when he comes home late;

Think of a thousand bad possibilities and experience various disasters in your imagination. ......

You swore to punish him when he came back!

As soon as we met, we forgot everything. ......

A sleepless night

In countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes, miss a person quietly, and miss a face; In their hearts, it may be enough to have such a person to miss. ...

Are you like this?

Kuang Tianyou, Ma Xiaoling.

promise

He promised to see her several times, but he broke his word. This time, she finally ran to the door to find him.

"Every time you say that you will come to see me and help me clean up, it is false," she said angrily to the stone tablet engraved with his name. "Now come out and see what weeds grow on my grave!

I hate you.

Don't go to Yaochi with an umbrella in the rain. Open, like a lotus, swaying.

The jade pool is unbreakable: failure?

He replied: failed.

She asked: to laugh at me being down and out?

He gave her an umbrella: Yes, I hate you.

Woman laughs: I know.

The rain dripped down my cheeks and broke into pieces on the ground.

He clenched his umbrella: you don't know. I hate you, I hate that fate is not good for you, so I can't hate a happy you.

The woman crouched down and it rained heavily outside the umbrella.

appreciate

I recently bought a pair of red socks with rhinestones for Xiao Tianya. I found a long black sweater to wear. It feels really beautiful and fashionable.

Tianya said: Why are my clothes always black? Actually, I like the pink one.

Mrs. Kuang said: black is very fashionable, so you should learn to appreciate it.

Tianya said: I don't want to appreciate it.

Mrs. Kuang said: you are responsible for wearing, and mom is responsible for appreciating.

Xiao Tianya: ........

dark clouds

Xiao Tianya came home to see his father standing on the balcony and lighting a cigarette, frowning at the dark clouds outside the window.

Xiao Tianya asked curiously, Dad, what's the matter?

Kuang Tianyou: It's going to rain. (takes a sip of cigarette)

Xiao Tianya: ...

Kuang Tianyou trembled a little: Your mother and Aunt You Mao went shopping. When it rains, your mother will have an excuse not to go home, and then she will go shopping like crazy and spend all my savings.

Not old

He loves drinking water and thinks the sweetness of water is the most beautiful taste. He also likes antiques and found a cup in an antique market. It is said that drinking water with it can keep you from getting old all year round.

Sure enough, he drank for several years without seeing his face get old.

And his family's health is getting worse every day.

It turned out that the antique dealer didn't tell him a secret.

That is, his young appearance was bought with the blood of his family.

Do you drink too?

-Yuan Bupo antique shop

Tell a story

Mars invited You Mao to attend the meeting, and You Mao promised to hold a candlelight dinner.

After supper, they took a walk. "Tell me a story." You Mao said to Mars.

Mars smiled and said, "Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl. He tried his best to get close to her, inquire about her phone number, understand her hobbies, strike up a conversation with her and accompany her to read books. " He said to her affectionately, "One day, he asked her out to express her love ..."

"Then what?" You Mao stroked the hair tip of the ear and asked in a low voice.

"Then she asked him to tell a story."

destiny

When I was in fifth grade, Fu Sheng and Mary finally met and fell in love.

One night when he was studying by himself, the class teacher called him outside the classroom to talk ... nonsense.

Resurrection has remained silent. The class teacher thought he was wrong and then sent him back.

Before entering the classroom, he said, "Teacher, I can't stop fate."

There was a sudden silence in the classroom, and then the applause could not stop. ...

Someone's taste

"Wife ..."

"Huh?"

"I finished brushing my teeth ..."

"hmm."

"Mint green tea. Do you want to try? "

"Well ..."

rob a tomb

In the evening, two grave robbers just dug a hole.

A voice said, "Are you going to let me out?"

The two men were startled at the same time and asked weakly, "How long have you lived in it?"

The voice said, "Not much, seven whole days."

The two screamed, "Come back to life in seven days." Scared and ran away.

After a while, a figure emerged from the grave. It turned out to be Yuan Bubo: "It's a shame to steal a grave and still block it. Fortunately, no one saw it."

Just after that, suddenly a voice in the grave shouted, "when you go out, pull me out, too." I stayed for seven days. "

steal

The sky took away Tianya's necklace. ......

She said, give me my necklace back quickly.

He said, well, you give me my things back, too.

She said: nonsense, I didn't take your things.

He said: My heart was stolen by a girl, so I came to ask her for it back. ...

guess

Standing in front of the mirror, a female ghost came slowly towards him from behind. Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes, and the voice of "Guess who I am" was cold and terrible.

He said calmly and deadpan, "You are a ghost."

"Oh, it's boring. You guessed it again. " The cold voice instantly turned into anger, and she stamped her foot, turned into a puff of smoke and floated back to the urn.

"Silly wife, I haven't played enough for more than 20 years." He complained, but his wrinkled face was full of happiness.

spring outing

In the middle of a rare holiday, I went to a small town for an outing and bought a blue kite, but the technology was so bad that the kite hung on the tree before it flew. He tried, but he didn't drag it down. "Anyway, you belong here." Give up the kite halfway.

Depressed, he returned to the hotel, fell asleep in bed tired, vaguely felt something pressing him, and suddenly woke up.

I found a woman in Tsing Yi to hold him down. The woman smiled and said, "Since you bought me, you must be responsible for me."

Halfway through, there was no time to get bergamot. Suddenly, a lot of wires stretched out from the room, tightly tying the Tsing Yi woman. Mako came out of the computer. "Small sample, grab a man with me and never die!"

Dry in the sun

You Mao and Resurrection went to the suburbs to play. Tired, they lay on the grass to have a rest.

At this time, the sunshine is soft and beautiful, and You Mao enjoys the healthy taste in the air.

Resurrection asked, "Do you like the smell of sunshine?"

You Mao said, "Of course! I like to dry things at home, and then come back with the smell of the sun, full of warmth. "

Resurrection sells Meng: "Then take me home to bask in the sun!" "

Change your taste

After marriage, God bless Xiaoling all day, especially like to rub her skin. Because her skin is white and smooth, as soft as milk.

One day, Xiaoling called God to bless: "Honey, would you mind changing the taste?"

"What?"

"I went to the amusement park and forgot to put on sunscreen, so, um, I guess you won't mind chocolate milk?"

"……"

wager

After dinner, neither Mr. Kuang nor Mrs. Kuang wanted to wash the dishes, and finally decided to guess coins.

Mrs. Kuang said, "You guessed it. I'll do the dishes." Dad, I saw that the situation was too instantaneous to hold the coin.

Teacher Kuang exulted in his heart and saw this word!

until ...

"Guess, how many years?"

A few years ... years. ...

if

A girl who likes arrows winked and asked him, "hmm ... do you have a sweetheart?" (explain or correct what I just said) I mean ... if ... if not ... "

Arrow thought she couldn't look down on me and thought I was an unwanted man, so she interrupted her categorically: "Of course! How can I not have a sweetheart! "

Tell sb's fortune

The man can't find a girlfriend, so he has no choice but to go to Ma Dalong for fortune telling.

Ma Dalong pinched his finger and said, "You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life."

The man's eyes lit up: "What about the rest of his life?"

Ma Dalong said, "You will get used to it for the rest of your life."

match

Alice, do you want to play games?

"ghost hunting?"

"no!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm tired of winning!"

meteor

Tianya asked, "Do you know what a meteor is?"

He replied, "Meteors are the tears of the moon. You see, the moon is hiding in an empty corner and secretly crying. When her tears fall on the earth, they will become meteors. This is a meteor shower. It's nice to watch others' sadness quietly. Do you know why she is crying? "

His words made Tianya dumbfounded and speechless.

"When people look at the beautiful full moon, who knows the loneliness of the moon? When her loneliness was unbearable, she had to cry, so she brought beauty to the night sky, even when she was sad. Her tears bring us hope, look-a meteor. "

He said that if you wish on a meteor, your wish will come true, and the meteor shower is undoubtedly the easiest to succeed, so he has a reason to watch it with her, a stupid reason.

worry

He will never see her lonely, because there will always be people around her. She is a butterfly and a flower, and always loves to shuttle among people. She welcomes all men and women except him.

She stood me up again, and he said to her, "Why do you always reject me?"

There was a flicker of sadness in her eyes, but she soon recovered. "If you work hard, go!"

She didn't hesitate when she opened the door, but the loneliness when she closed the door was accompanied by tears.

Qixi night

In 2004, she returned to the city alone.

I walked through the street he had walked with her, looked at the places they had missed, and then remembered their happiness together.

The city witnessed their love.

It was windy that day, and I was standing in the street full of flying leaves. She nestled in his arms.

That night, looking at the two stars in the sky, she suddenly thought, will he appear at the end of the street in surprise, watch himself smile slowly, and then say, I'm back.

Parts (company)

"Teacher, I call you to tell you, thank you for your cultivation. From tomorrow on, we will never meet again. "

"Why? Don't you want to come to me again and learn from me? "

"No, my grandfather came back from abroad yesterday. He saw you from the window when he came to meet me. He said, in fact, you are the first teacher of his childhood, and he also said that you haven't changed at all ... "

Encouragement and reward

Mr. Kuang is mopping the floor in his room. He praised Mr. Kuang and said, "Seeing your good performance, I decided to reward you for going shopping with you all day."

Mr. Kuang couldn't help it at once, his hands trembled and he asked her with tears: "What did I do wrong? Are you going to do this to me? ! "

When the meteor crosses the horizon

I stayed up all night just to watch a rain, a rare rain and a meteor shower.

She left, the one I wanted to watch the meteor shower with.

I looked up, there were no tears in my eyes, some were red, and the first meteor fell in the sky tonight. I closed my eyes and made a wish.

When I opened my eyes, there was only one meteor across the whole sky-I know, that's the direction of the horizon.

Meteors keep appearing in the sky, more and more, illuminating me in the dark.

If you can't sleep at night, make a wish at the meteor and let it come true for you.

a sweet dream

Mr. Kuang's family is eating. Tianya jumped on the resurrection and chewed, "Uncle Resurrection, I had a good dream last night. Do you think it will come true? "

"Of course, you are so cute!"

"I dreamed that my uncle bought me many beautiful clothes and many foods."

"Girl, if you eat too much sugar, your teeth will rot ... can you change it?"

"But I also dreamed that my uncle was married!"

"Girl! Go, go to the supermarket! "