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(BC 154-93), whose real name is Zhang, was born in Yuci County, Pingyuan County, Western Han Dynasty (now Lingcheng District, Dezhou City, Shandong Province). A famous writer in the Western Han Dynasty. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty acceded to the throne and recruited wise men. I wrote a letter of recommendation and worshipped him as a lang.
Later, he served as a regular assistant minister and doctor in Taizhong. He is humorous, witty and wise, and often laughs and laughs in front of Emperor Wu. He once said that political gains and losses, Chen Nong's plan, fight for a strong country, but the emperor at that time always regarded him as a superior and did not value him.
Dong Fangshuo wrote a lot in his life, including Difficult to Answer a Guest and On Mr. You Fei. There are also descendants who write under the guise of their names. Zhang Qian of Amin Dynasty incorporated it into "The East is too heavy".
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In the history of China, many famous people like drinking very much, and Dong Fangshuo is one of them. (BC 154-93), whose real name is Zhang, was born in Yuci County, Pingyuan County, Western Han Dynasty (now Lingcheng District, Dezhou City, Shandong Province). A famous writer in the Western Han Dynasty.
Dong Fangshuo's life is legendary, and many stories about him are even fictional. Today, let's take a look at this strange man who was later regarded as the grandfather of cross talk, thieves, blind fortune telling and other industries, and see the story of this strange man and wine.
1, the bus department wrote a letter.
In the early years of his accession to the throne, Liang Wudi recruited virtuous, upright and literate people from all over the world. Scholars and Confucian scholars all over the world have written to apply for jobs.
Dong Fangshuo wrote 3,000 bamboo slips, and it took two people to recite them. It took Emperor Wu two months to finish reading them. In the recommendation letter, Dong Fangshuo said, "I lost my parents in Dong Fangshuo when I was a teenager, and I grew up with the support of my brother and sister-in-law.
I started studying at the age of thirteen. After three years of hard work, I have read enough books. Learn fencing at the age of fifteen; Learn "poetry" and "book" at the age of sixteen; The reading volume reached 220,000 words. /kloc-at the age of 0/9, he began to learn the art of war and common sense of fighting, and understood the use of various weapons and the drums of soldiers advancing and retreating in battle. I have also read 220,000 words, a total of 440,000 words.
I admire Lutz's brave words. Now I am twenty-two years old and nine feet three inches tall. His eyes are bright, like bright beads, and his teeth are white and neat, like arranged shells. He is as brave as Mencius, as agile as Qing Ji, as frugal as Bao Shu, and as loyal as Wei Sheng. People like me should be able to be ministers of the son of heaven! "。
After reading Dong Fangshuo's resume, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty estimated that compared with other people's resumes, he really had personality, became interested, and went for an interview. In the interview, he found that Dong Fangshuo is a handsome man with extraordinary spirit and is really cute. He ordered him to wait for an audience at the bus stop, and later made him a formal assistant.
2. Drink urine in court
Dong Fangshuo is a humorous person who often tells jokes to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, which makes him very happy and thinks that he is a rare talent. He participated in many important issues and decisions of the imperial court, and his opinions and suggestions were adopted in nine cases out of ten, which was appreciated by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and offended some people.
On one occasion, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty called ministers to discuss things in the hall, including the promotion of Dong Fangshuo. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty found that Dong Fangshuo didn't come, he asked, "Why didn't Dong Fangshuo come?" Some eunuchs deliberately complained and said, "I heard that someone sent wine to Lord Dong Fangshuo. He was drunk at home and could not go to court!"
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was very angry. He thinks drinking is more important than court. I dare not go to court for drinking. I'm too brave! Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is a man with great calculation. He knew that Dong Fangshuo's outspoken attitude offended many people. He was afraid that the eunuch would deliberately punish Dong Fangshuo, so he sent a message: "Send someone to call Dong Fangshuo to the palace at once and discuss something with him!"
The eunuch was ordered to run to Dong Fangshuo's house to find Dong Fangshuo. Coincidentally, someone really sent wine to Dong Fangshuo that day, and he really drank too much. The emperor has a decree. He didn't dare to disobey, so he followed the eunuch to the main hall to see Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.
Walking up to the emperor, his legs went limp, and he knelt on the ground and shouted "Long live" three times. When the emperor saw that he was really drunk, he wanted to scold him a few words, just in time for Dong Fangshuo to pee. In normal times, he will hold his breath. Today, I was too drunk to attend the ceremony. I got up and ran to the corner to untie my belt and pee. ...
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty saw great anger and immediately ordered the killing of Dong Fangshuo. Next to some ministers who usually have a good friendship with Dong Fangshuo, they knelt down and begged Dong Fangshuo that he was drunk.
Give him a break this time! Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty intends to promote Dong Fangshuo. When he saw him drunk and urinating in the hall, he immediately dismissed the idea. He deported Dong Fangshuo and demoted him to Shu Ren, but he still kept Dong Fangshuo waiting for the letter in the official department.