Biaoge Fortune Telling Hall _ Biaoge Fortune Telling
In Ma Dashuai 3,
Brother Biao shows people Feng Shui,
After the customer finished reading it, he gave the money to Brother Biao.
Brother Biao spread his hands at his sides,
Seriously:
"Well ... the thing is ... I can't get my hands on anything outside my body when I work."
The couple were at a loss,
Puma elder brother hold out a bosom put coat pocket forward, and said:
"How about this ... automatic coin-in."
An old lady came to tell her fortune and said that she dreamed of an eggplant. Comrade Debiao doesn't remember. He suddenly stood up and said, "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll go out and meet the local atmosphere."
Shut the door, hide outside and read the encyclopedia of dreams, while flanging and saying, why do you dream of eggplant? There is no eggplant in this book. What's wrong with dreaming of an eggplant?
When answering the phone-"The owner is angry, please dial later."
Riding a 26-year-old car with a strong man hunched on it, it's me.
Why do you call me brother puma? It should be called uncle Biao, you know, you boy, one day
What I said when I opened the Dream Interpretation Pavilion: Explain your dream and let others talk about it.
Brother Biao said to Tang Xiao: You and I are not sentimental teenagers who really want to fall in love.
At midnight 12, I took the landlord Liu Jie to see the lights: ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
I was young and frivolous, fighting and killing people. I can be called a famous vicious person in northern Liaoning. If you pull back from the brink, I promise you will come back. If you are stubborn, I will definitely make you suffer. Tell me where to go.
We are the man of the hour in northern Liaoning.
Life forced us to talk about cooperation.
Duke Zhou: I walked from the Zhou Dynasty to Kaiyuan.
Brother Biao: You can't see who I am!
I have a good reputation. You can get along with me slowly. If you don't get along well, you can find your own reasons.
I write an IOU, 1000 yuan, and then I pay back 1 100 yuan, 10% interest. This is my rule.
The great foreign writer Novstol Totai!
What, are you playing by the book?
He didn't play by the rules. ...........
I seldom praise people, but your whole body, suit and shirt are simply graceful!
Who can I tell? My mouth is tighter than sister Jiang's!
Woman, why do you always break my heart!
The quality is still problematic.
This wine, fake fake, 1000 yuan.
How many times have I told you? It's Uncle Biao.
Don't say anything, Mao Mao
Don't fix things that don't exist.
No, he is still not intelligent enough. . . .
You're dragging my skull ~ ~ Let go! ~ ~ You take off your mask, I'll wait for you outside, and we'll have a civilized and polite war ~ ~ (Go away with oil on your feet ~ ~)
Does the development company know? Don't you know? Come on, then you don't know!
I'm forty, forty, forty this year ... Do you know how old I am? "Like twenty-nine?" Yes, I am twenty-nine, and I will be thirty next year. It is time to start your own business! ! ! !
I don't believe in light bulbs and mouths. Yes, yes, can you put it in and not take it out?
On success or failure, life is heroic ~ ~ it is a big deal to start from scratch.
I "snapped" several boosters, "snapped" electric cannons, "snapped" flat ... kicked, separated ... all suffered. ..
Eh ~ ~ ~ Why do you still attack from both sides ~ ~ ~
Don't make it useless ~
You little girls are numb, why don't you have any sense of honor! Do you know who did it? He is my uncle.
Brother Biao: What's the matter? What's going on The whole! (A little P next to him starts to dance hip-hop and puts his legs behind his head. )
Village head: ... let him take his leg off, will you? ...
Don't worry, Mr. Wu, I won't show disappointment.
(Singing) Thank you! ... thank you!
I have been in the city for seven or eight years. Now look at the people in our hometown. Too corny!
This scarf represents the happy ending for both of us.
(After being hit under the table, his face was covered with blood and was carried out by others)
(Suddenly coming to the spirit) Fight! ... hit me, hit him, hit them ....
Do you know what kind of wine this is? Peking university gun!
North ""Beidacang? There is a wooden word next to the warehouse!
You all remember that I will always be 29 years old! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
What? What the hell? No, don't mess with those useless things.
I took a crash course ~ one year and two years ~
Bidding shares
Where the peach blossoms are in full bloom. .......
Fight a civilized and polite war
I'm going to kill you, little guy! ! !
Not favored by lesbians, just hurt.
I feel that this situation is caused by my mistake.
What the hell is this? ...
Dare you hit her? Dare you hit a woman? (Pull a girl in a beauty salon in the face of gangsters.)
Dare you hit him? This is an old man. Dare you hit him? (As he said, he dragged Ma Dashuai to himself.)
"His daughter-in-law, people are similar, don't have to make up. As far as his wife is concerned, she is a third-and fourth-class person in the countryside. " Da Zhuang said two kinds of fertilizers.
"I said you don't fucking play dead, okay? I fell asleep, still wearing a hat. Did you rent this hat? " Phyl said that it is powerful.
Neither you nor I are affectionate teenagers who really want to fall in love. We should be a mature man.
Facing a married woman
Bicycle killer;
Big twist, old and nutritious, is full of oil.
This is, this is dishonorable. You eat and drink for nothing.
a game a dream
Makes you happy and makes you sad.
awake from a dream
There was Freud in ancient Austria.
Today, there is Vanderbilt in northern Liaoning.
Share the same ambition and outlook on life
Call those who study Freud Freud disciples?
first episode
Song Laohu met the landlord,
It's a beautiful nun (lady)
Hey, I won't fall if the young tree doesn't fall. "
"That's good. Let's wait slowly. "
Ma Dashuai said that Brother Biao had never been on a plane.
Brother Biao is in a hurry
"Why don't you sit down? Do you think this package was given by plane? Isn't it Xiaoyan
This is English, big flying machine. "