Send a sweet homonym to the object.
2. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.
It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
4. I understand the truth that people who are ugly should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was praising my beauty.
This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
6. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.
7. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I hate to part with it.
8. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.
9. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.
10. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
1 1. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "
12. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.
13. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.
14. The Wulin leader was cornered by him and sat on the ground, covering his wound, waiting for the knife to fall. Instead, he drew his knife back, fell to his knees, and muttered painfully, "She's gone ... even if she unified the Jianghu for me ... what can she do?" The martial arts leader said huskily to him, "a bucket of paste ... can post a lot of searches for you."
15. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
16. Fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang: This is a little love song about fried eggs.
17. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.
18. You don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?
19. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
20. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."
Send sweet homophonic sentences to the object (Chapter II) 2 1. Teacher: What's four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.
22. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.
23. I just ate the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put some jujubes in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.
24. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?
25. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because a novice is easy to stand (post station)
26. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.
27. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?
28. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
29. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.
30. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.
3 1. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
32. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?
Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
34. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
35. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
36. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
37. You were admitted to Tsinghua, he was admitted to Peking University, and I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, fragrant and sweet baked sweet potato.
38. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?
You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki
40. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"