Pingzhou fortune telling
0 1, the spirit of the kitchen gentleman falling into the iron pot (steaming essence homonym)
02. The wife undertakes the sunshade work (work and public harmony).
03, the husband splashed fan desolate (sad and wife homophonic)
04. Cook rice with soy sauce, color and water.
05, the blind male soup pill know fairly well.
06. Borrow a comb from a monk.
07, the monk bear cover lawlessness (homonym of law and law)
08, Cyclops saw his wife at a glance.
09. Chaozhou Lao La Erhu cherishes himself (onomatopoeia)
10, camels sell shrimp, and everyone is not sure (because camels and shrimp are curved)
1 1, Chili sauce with soy sauce, and order if you want.
12, the soy sauce bottle cap is salty and wet (describing people as lewd)
13, Tie Guai Li played football (describe the whole work).
14, hades strike is a ghost.
15, the god of cat shit is a nuisance.
16, the old operator fell into the shit pit.
17, sweet potatoes fall into the stove and need to be simmered (dead)
18, the plane hit a high bucket (describing the height of the corner of the eye)
19, African monks and blacks hate it
20, the wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth is scattered.
2 1, overnight speculation gets angry.
22. Yan Luowang married a woman and demanded a ghost.
23. Yan Luowang recruited ghosts to do it.
24. The underwater stone spots are so bloody (fish and blood stasis are homophonic, meaning very embarrassing)
25. The black swan and the white swan are around the clock.
26. wampee trees are not cooked or eaten.
27. The wind blew the emperor's trousers and the waves fluctuated.
28. Burn the pig's head and cook the mantra noodles
29. The husband pocketed his own money (superficial)
30, cold lane bear bamboo straight out straight into.
3 1, linen robe is not fruit material.
32. Shi Tengguan is not good, and Wu is not good (the text is homophonic with the text, and Wu is homophonic with the dance)
33. The shithole stone is smelly and hard.
34. I don't want to fiddle with my pen (give up writing homophones)
35. October mustard leaves (describing women's love for men)
36. Braised pork with rattan fit 1 to remove oil leakage (onomatopoeia, description of clothes, etc. are all very suitable)
37. Roddy orange is very popular.
38. There is a way to make a dog tile the truss (describing men and women are affectionate).
39. Clouds burning with airplane candles (ecstasy)
40, heaven potty concentrated.
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42. Cowhide lanterns are extremely inconspicuous.
43. You have to be careful with the teapot.
44. Chickens fight and bite the meat.
45. Throwing stones into cesspits arouses public anger (dung)
46, passport photos make a fool of yourself
47. Wet cotton is elastic (impeccable)
48. A Ben barked at the dog and then walked away.
49. The guy who sells fish has a voice (voice and fishy smell are homophonic. Sound and news also mean that something has hope of success.
50. Selling pomfret tails and talking to each other (another way of talking)
5 1, salted egg boiled soup is really dried.
52. Paper dolls are angry and godless
53. The mouse's tail is sour, but the sun is limited.
54. Salusi's money attracts the dead (very attractive)
55, stone bridge candle false careful (heart and core homophonic. At the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, there was a workshop in Shiqiao Town, Panyu County, and the cost of making candles earned a lot of money. Even cut corners, shoddy, let people use old cotton tires and rotten cotton as waste. In order to hide people's eyes and ears, expose the candle head and light a small wick made of white, fine and beautiful cotton yarn. When the customer looks at it, wow, there is a lot of fine wax in it. You buy again, I'll buy again. When you know how to use it back, you first know how stupid you are. )
56. Tofu guy walked into the example on the left with a ladder. (enumerates the imperial examinations in feudal times. At that time, Gong Xue, the capital city of Guangzhou, was the place where the government tried to publish the list. There is a tofu shop next to Gong Xue. Once, the poster forgot to bring a ladder. It happened that the boss's family was among the best, and the boss readily came to help move the ladder. Since then, this has become a routine. Every time the list is published, the official wants the tofu shop owner to carry the ladder, so he says so. )
57. Don't wipe your feet unless you wash them.
58. Seven copper coins are divided into two parts.
59. Nanny Pingzhou earns a lot of money.
Setting off firecrackers on the top of the coffin will frighten people to death.
6 1. Laugh and ride a viper.
62. I know little and pretend to be a representative.
63. Busy.
64. If I had known, I would have been a beggar.
65. A quiet chicken realizes low prestige (quietly apologizes to others).
66. Go out of your own way to catch the microphone (come out to understand and seize the opportunity to get ahead)
67. Take his life while he is sick (literally, take his life while he is sick and kill him completely)
68, blowing horns and others.
69. Man-made tall boys secretly fish (secretly fishing, secretly doing part-time jobs. You can earn a high salary without doing a part-time job)
70. Temujin is sweating like a pig.
7 1, Amao's whole cake is completely fruitless (there is no need to make that style without this style).
72. Watermelon can't beat a dog.
73. It is better to thank the stove on New Year's Eve than to do it. On New Year's Eve, the Kitchen God is going to tell the Jade Emperor in the sky, and he really shouldn't be thanked. )
74. The kitchen rag is salty and wet (salty and wet, dirty, salty and wet guy means dirty blank)
75, the birthday boy hangs his neck too long.
76, old Chinese herbal medicine rotten miscellaneous a2
77. Brother Xiao will shave his head soon (soon, soon).
78. That fat man is wearing a hat shirt, which is big enough (hat, put it on, hat shirt, put it on, what he is wearing is actually a T-shirt, let's take a chance).
79. There are sores and sore eyes. Don't want to see it again)
80. The lion on the eaves is full (no matter how fierce it is, it is also a decoration)
8 1, kneel down to feed pigs for money (endure grievances for money)
82. Chop wood under the bed and hit a big board (chopping wood means chopping wood and hitting a big nail)
83. I didn't listen to the flute you played for the dead (the deaf can't hear the funeral, and the dead have the function of modal particles in Cantonese)
84. Fat woman regrets sitting on the shit tower (shit tower, toilet, tup is an adjective, meaning strong, dense and firm).
85. The paper is gently tied to the chin (words have no weight, or promises are easily unreliable)
86. Su Haozhai on Dinghu Lake (Dinghu Lake in Zhaoqing, Guangdong)
87. Burning a flagpole and sighing (sigh is homophonic with charcoal. Literally, the fire on the flagpole is burning, and people are helpless. In fact, sighing in Cantonese means enjoying most of the time, such as sighing about the world, which means having a long time to enjoy)
88. It is well known that chickens eat night bugs (chickens eat fireflies)
89.ngup, a mountain herb, must be ngup(ngup, speak. Speak irresponsibly, full address unknown)
90. Moon cakes are boring.
9 1, pick up a hoe with a broken handle (you can't be sure without a handle)
92. The cat wears a sweet chair when washing her face.
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94, the fairy fart is extraordinary
95. Insect crutches-unreliable (unreliable)
96, sailors to sailors-water bucket water (own).
97. Win every other year-worthless (after futures, worthless)
98. A long pole lantern-no matter how far or near (it is dark under the lamp. According to, it also means to care, sometimes it means to care more about people who can't be men far away than people who are close)
99. the land of sanyuan palace-tin body (according to legend, the land god of sanyuan palace is cast with tin, and tin sound means treasure in cantonese)
100, Liu Rongting visited ── Well, it's not good that Li failed (19 16). In August, Lu Rongting, a warlord in Guangxi, became the overseer of Guangdong Province. He once served as the inspector of Guangdong and Guangxi, and was in power for a while. On a whim, I put on poor people's clothes and walked into the fortune-telling hall in rags? Hey? I wanted to test Mr. Xiang's eyesight for fun, but the fortune teller met me? Fairy? Hit the nail on the head, say him? It's terrible, isn't it? . It means that he is a prominent official, so why does he pretend to be poor, but he has to pretend to be poor? Later, people put good things in bad situations, which is called "Lu Rongting's embarrassment". )