Penglai ghost story fortune telling _ Penglai ghost story true story

Fairy 1

Are you ... comfortable leaving Zhao Linger alone in the room?

Fortune teller: Tell me straight … No money ~ Do you want to tell a fortune?

Li Xiaoyao: If it doesn't work, free money! ?

Li Xiaoyao: OK ~ Help me calculate my recent luck.

Fortune teller: ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ...

Fortune teller: You must be very lucky to have a red face and a peach blossom! A woman is water, which can carry a boat and overturn it, so be careful ~ remember ~ remember ~

Li Xiaoyao: Hey! I'm lucky?

Fortune teller: Does this girl want to do math problems?

Zhao Linger: OK!

Fortune teller: Hmm … Let me see … Oh! Eta Ursae Majoris, a girl, has a strong aura ... which is very rare in the world. After becoming emperor in Korea, he was also a leader in the opposition …

Fortune teller: But ... I have a breath in my brow. I'm afraid … there will be disaster in the near future!

Li Xiaoyao: Bah, Bah ... Nonsense! Shine, we're leaving!

Fortune teller: Son … You haven't paid yet? !

Li Xiaoyao: Didn't you say that if you don't work, it's free? !

Fortune teller: Alas, it turns out to be true ...

Lin Tiannan: Dear husband, you came at the right time! Tell me your date of birth. This fortune teller was specially invited by me to match the moon with you …

Li Xiaoyao: Oh … I was born on the 19th of the twelfth lunar month in the second ugly year.

Fortune teller: Hmm ... Let me calculate ... Congratulations, my Lord! Li Gongzi and your daughter are two treasures in the world. Love is like oxygen! According to their horoscope, it is definitely full of children and grandchildren, either rich or expensive!

Lin Tiannan: Hehehe ... Great!

Lin Tiannan: Zhong ~ Take Mr. Wang to the cashier's office to collect the reward!

Lin Zhong: Yes ... Silas.

Fortune teller: Oh ~ Son, we meet again!

Li Xiaoyao: And you are ...?

Fortune teller: Childe is so forgetful ... Being original once saw a photo of you and another little girl in Suzhou, and as a result, Childe said that being original was talking nonsense and refused to pay. Have you forgotten?

Li Xiaoyao: Yes, yes, yes … I remember! At that time, you said I would have good luck.

Fortune teller: Being original also figured out that this girl will encounter a disaster in her life … the result … are you sure?

Li Xiaoyao: Looking back now ... what the Taoist priest said was word for word! I'm really sorry at first ... I'll make up the fortune-telling money for you now.

Fortune teller: Oh, forget the past.

Li Xiaoyao: Taoist! Please accept this money, otherwise we are really sorry!

Pay the fortune teller 500 pence.

Fortune teller: well, in your heart, originality will give you another motto: magic is not magic, Tao is not Tao, good and evil are in people's hearts; Desire is not lust, affection is not affection, and marriage is determined by heaven.

Li Xiaoyao:! ? ..... don't understand.

Fortune teller: You'll understand then.

Fortune teller: magic is not magic, Tao is not Tao, good and evil are in people's hearts; Desire is not lust, affection is not affection, and marriage is determined by heaven. Be careful ~

Fortune teller: Oh, forget the past.

Fortune teller: Do you tell fortune?

Fortune teller: The iron mouth is straight …

Xi' an No.3

Procedure: Being poor becomes empty and the iron mouth becomes straight. If you ask a thousand questions, you don't believe Mo Wen.

Jing Tian: A thousand? ! Ask a question for 1000 yuan, so expensive?

Program: That's right. Bring money.

Jing Tian: What? ! Is this money?

Program: That's right. Please pay two thousand pence.

Jing Tian: What, 2000 Wen, are you robbing money? I'm telling you, you want money, it's fatal!

Solanum nigrum: Brother ... Why do you quarrel with others again?

Jing Tian: How dare this thief cheat me of my money without looking at what I have done? !

Nightshade: I ... I have a question for you.

Program: Well, ask a thousand questions and don't trust Mo Wen.

Solanum nigrum: Let me ask you, why did you cheat my brother of his money?

Jing Tian: Xiao Kui! Don't be cheated!

Solanum nigrum: Don't worry! He can't answer my question ~ ~ I ask you, why did you cheat my brother of his money?

Program: Nonsense! I didn't lie to your brother!

Solanum nigrum: Look! He can't answer the question, so we don't have to pay him.

Program: Who says I can't answer? I

Jing Tian: Tell me! Hey hey! If you answer, admit that you cheated me of my money. Not only do we not have to give you money, but you also have to spit out 2000 words!

Solanum nigrum: Dude ... don't do this, okay?

Program: Very good! I'm unlucky not to mess with you! Please, gentlemen!

Jing Tian: Xiao Kui! You're still smart.

Procedure: Being poor becomes empty and the iron mouth becomes straight. If you ask a thousand questions, you don't believe Mo Wen.

Jing Tian: May I ask a question?

Program: Hum! An empty mind is empty, and an iron mouth is straight. If you ask a thousand questions, you don't believe Mo Wen.

Procedure: Being poor becomes empty and the iron mouth becomes straight. If you ask a thousand questions, you don't believe Mo Wen.

Danyangzi: knife elder brother! Your bones are light, and you were a handsome little nun in your last life. What about the next generation ... a game programmer? ! What is this thing?

Cheng Feng: I'm telling you that my brother's bone-touching method is a small skill, and it's not worth taking. How else could he come up with such a strange topic?

Danyangzi: I think knife elder brother's face is also very general. You said that Fat Chen of East Street was "at the gate of snake pattern". The Lord starved to death and choked to death after eating steamed stuffed buns last month. Isn't it even more ridiculous?

Cheng Feng: That's, that's because I didn't cultivate well in my early years and made a mistake for a while ... Why does Brother Dao always say this?

There is a most famous psychic in Waili: pumpkin Nangong Huang.

Wang: Just now ... Just now, Xing Xuan said he would do something important. I don't know whether he can succeed. Brother Huang, why don't you help him think clearly?

Nangong Huang: OK! Look at the power of Ben Daxian!

Wen Hui: What! Don't you only know the stars? There are no stars here. What else can you do?

Nangong Huang: What is this? Five lines of gossip, Daxian, Yi Shu, Fortune Telling, Feng Shui, all good, all understand ~ ~

Nangong Huang: Come on! Please close your eyes and look!

Wen Hui: Broken bamboo stick? ! What is this for?

Nangong Huang: Ignorance, of course, is used for divination.

Nangong Huang: Let me calculate whether this big event can be achieved, whether it is good or bad. ...

Nangong Huang: Huh? !

Wen Hui: What happened? It's all broken!

Wang: ... Brother Huang, you must have greatly increased your skill recently, and your strength has increased unconsciously.

Nangong Huang: Yes ... Yes! I haven't divined for a long time, hehe ~ ~ (it's amazing, is it a sign of disaster ...) It doesn't matter. We still have copper coins. I don't believe my skill is big enough to be pinched off.

Nangong Huang: Lingling in the sky, Lingling underground ... (Can I change it into copper coins? Bitch copper, don't go against me ~ ~)

Nangong Huang: Let me see. China's Yin Dynasty ... This is also Yin. Where is the other one? Why is it missing?

Wen Hui: Here it is. It fell into a crack in the stone ... well, I can't get it out.

Nangong Huang: Forget it, even if it is taken out, it is not allowed. It's amazing. Everything is not going well today ... hum! I have another trick, and I can also draw sand to calculate divination.

Wang: Brother Huang, I think I'd better forget it. Since the situation is not good today, forget it. Even so, it may not be accurate.

Xing Xuan: Yes, as the saying goes, "A soothsayer never doubts, never doubts or never divines". Even if divination is unlucky, do it. As for success or failure, it is nothing more than doing your best and obeying destiny.

Nangong Huang: No ... It's embarrassing. Painting sand to calculate divination is the easiest way to learn.

Nangong Huang: Where! In this way, just arranged, a total of six rows, and then two by two together, if it is even, it is Yang, if there is one row left in the end, it is Yin. ...

Xing Xuan: Hmm! ? What's going on here?

Wen Hui: Ouch! What I just drew is all messed up!

Nangong Huang: ... (How did this happen? Is it really a big murderer ... no, no ...)

W: That's all right. Because the cave is closed, there are always tornadoes. This is nothing strange. ...

Sitang: I can't find the last entrance of the earth vein in the outer city-

Xing Xuan: Is it downtown?

Sitang: I'll find it!

Xing Xuan: Be careful, don't make any mistakes, especially-

Stan: I understand. I will make good use of space magic to make it invisible!

Wen Hui: Good skill! Old man, you are really something. This is the first time I have seen such fishing. The swing is not slow at all. It's like playing some martial arts moves ~

Old man: Hum, the girl has a good eye! I have practiced this swing for more than twenty years, and there is no fish I can't catch, so I have been nicknamed "God Fishing" in the Jianghu ~

Wen Hui: Oh, my God ~ fishing ~ rancid? That's a strange name. I remember that "spoilage" means that food has changed its taste. ...

Divine Fishing: What is "bad"? ! It's moo! You girl, I see you are well dressed and don't study. Didn't your parents teach you to read? !

Wen Hui: You! So what if the girl mispronounced it? Why did you scold my parents? !

Nangong Huang: Yes, to err is human, to err is human ~ Old man, why did you do this?

Shen Diao: Who are you? Sneaking and eavesdropping!

Wen Hui: Yes, don't worry about me and others!

Nangong Huang: Good intentions are not rewarded ... I don't care, okay? The old man kept his secret. At first glance, he is superior and has a strange temper. If you want to compare with him, you may not be his opponent ~

Wen Hui: Joke! Who is this girl afraid of? Besides, I won't, will you?

Nangong Huang: Hehe, I have my own clever plan ~ Although you are often bad to me, I will return good for evil. Don't worry, this busy Ben Daxian will help you!

Nangong Huang: My junior year Nangong Huang happened to pass by. I didn't mean to be the ear of the partition. I just don't think this girl made a mistake. You are an elder, and you don't even have this tolerance, do you?

God fishing for the old man: you are so courageous, dare to say that I have no patience! You and the girls are a group, two against me, what a hero! Well, I've been happy for most of my life. See what you can do to me, that's interesting!

Nangong Huang: that's not true ~ the so-called heaven rewards diligence, old man. I'm afraid even God can't stand you being so aggressive.

Nangong Huang: No! Speaking of which, you are in trouble. Although you can't compare with those three disasters and eight robberies, you are still … alas!

Detective: Can you do divination? Ridiculous, another liar! Why don't you tell me what disasters and robberies I have? You won't lose your mind, will you?

Nangong Huang: The old man talked a lot, but he couldn't catch any fish for a while. The younger generation was afraid that you would feel uncomfortable. ...

God fishing for the old man: hum, at an early age, bragging doesn't change your face! If I can't catch a basket of fish to show you, I'm sorry for the name "God Fishing"!

Nangong Huang: Slow down! Divination shows that this is not the moment!

Condor: That's good! You can start whenever you say! I'll make you a bet. If I lose, I will make it up to the girl. If I win, you will eat all the fish I caught today raw!

Nangong Huang: Look before you leap. For this emotional dispute ...

God fishing for the old man: wordy, why aren't you as frank as that girl? !

Nangong Huang: Hehe, then the younger generation might as well be respectful as obedient ~

Wen Hui: Hey, did it work this time? Not another lie, is it?

Nangong Huang: Ling! Sure, Ling ~ When did you miss seeing Ben Daxian?

Wen Hui: Open your eyes and lie! Obviously, it's wrong every time ... Well, I'll trust you again. I'm not afraid of losing anyway. Then it's time for my girl to play

Nangong Huang: (... miserable! This is really a "swaggering death, tears have been flowing in my stomach." When I count my fingers, the sky collapses, and the sun and the moon get dark, so there has always been only that earth-shattering thing, so how can I care about fishing the size of sesame and mung beans ... No, I have to do something, otherwise I will lose face, and how can I stand on the Jianghu in the future ...)

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