30 use answers to deceive people's questions, and chat takes advantage of small routines.
Humorous questions and answers of liars
1, A: You are in the desert, and you are dying of thirst. There are only two glasses of water, one is expired poison and the other is unexpired poison. What do you drink?
B: Drinking water, of course.
2. A: The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Who won?
No matter which answer, the person who answers is a pig, because only pigs know the result.
3. Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"?
Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question!
4. Do you know what animal likes to ask why?
B: I don't know!
A: Pig!
B: Why?
A: Because you are a big pig!
5.which of the 26 English letters is the most stupid?
Which one?
A: You (you)!
6. A pig was with a tiger, and the tiger died the next day. Why?
I don't know
A: Yes, pigs don't know either.
7. A: There is a fool who says no to everyone. "Do you have money?" "no!" "Do you have a home?" Excuse me, have you seen this fool?
not have
8. China New Year is coming. You have a pig and a donkey at home. Do you want to kill the pig or the donkey first?
Kill the pig, and the donkey thinks so;
Kill the donkey, and the pig thinks so;
Don't kill both, pigs and donkeys think so;
Kill both ends. So do the pigs and donkeys next door.
9. It is said that the four disciples of Tang Priest have corresponding titles: the Monkey King is Zheng, Tang Priest is Yi, Pig is Dao and Friar Sand is Lai.
(Ask others after asking), OK, I'll test you, pig! People will definitely say "here"
10, A: I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig.
I'm not a pig.
Look, you forgot.
Chatting uses small routines.
1, A: Guess where my heart is?
B: It must be on the left.
A: No, you have it.
I have bad news for you.
B: What's the bad news?
A: I'm not naive about your idea.
3. Do you like getting rich?
I like it.
But I don't like it.
B: Why?
Because I like to hug you.
You must not know that I love you.
B: Hmm.
A: Yes, because fatherly love is silent.
5. A: Wife, can you sing auspicious three treasures?
B: Yes.
Shall we sing together?
B: OK.
You start first.
dad
A: Alas.
6. What have you been doing recently?
B: All the time.
A: Why are you still so thin after eating?
B: I'm waiting for you. ...
7. Can you help me wash clothes later?
Sure. What should I wash?
Like me
8. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?
B: What's the difference?
A: Monkeys live in trees and you live in my heart.
9. A: I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life.
B: What life advice?
A: spend the rest of your life with me
10, A: I think I am selfish.
B: where is selfish?
A: I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
Cheat other people's problems.
1, A: I ask you a question, and you just need to answer whether you know it or not.
B: OK.
A: Does your family know that you are so stupid?
B: No? .. you know what?
2. Are you my best friend?
B: Yes.
I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends.
3. What are you doing
I am chatting with the most beautiful woman in the world.
I'm sorry to say this, but she hasn't answered me yet, so I have to talk to you.
4. A: What is the roaring dog in the sky, and what is the next god?
Next is a dog.
Let me ask you a question. Is the pig a sheep b and a dog c? What is a pig?
alas
6.a: Do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand after going to the toilet?
Use your right hand.
We all use paper.
7. I lost ten knives, two and several others.
Eight (Dad)
8. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?
The answer is yes, you are a big pig, on the contrary, you are a little pig.
9. Would you like to be my sun?
I will.
A: Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.
10, A: Good grandson, come to me.
What's the name of this good grandson?
My good grandson wants you.