Two people boasted funny comic dialogue lines.
Z: not good
Y: not good Now some people continue to brag.
Z: What else is there now?
Y: Some people are bragging. You said you were very capable. Why didn't the flood blow the other day?
Hello, hello.
Y: he can't play.
Zhang: Right, right, right, right.
Y: It's pure bragging.
Z: Then why did he blow?
Y: Just to show myself. What? If you have wisdom, you are superior to others.
Zhang: Right.
Y: that's all.
Z: Is there such a person now?
Yes Personal.
Z: Where is it?
Y: Now you are one of them.
Hello. No, no.
Y: ah
Z: You should brag. I have no experience.
Y: you Modesty. What? I told you before that you are a braggart. Right?
Z: What's the matter? No, no.
Y: huh?
Z: Then I can't compete with you, an old hand at blowing the altar. . .
Y: ha. . . I am a veteran of the altar. Who doesn't know that you are new here? Blowing is better than blowing.
Z: So you are an old hand at blowing horses.
Y: You blow behind the Yangtze River and before it.
Z: I'm not finished with you.
Y: well played.
Z: You really should brag. You are far from it.
Y: You showed your true colors. Ah. Can blow (thumbs up)
Z: To tell you the truth, I have praised it for more than ten years.
Y: ouch. May I not have it?
Zhang: Hmm. . .
Y: I've been playing for more than ten years.
Zhang: Hmm. . .
Y: I've only been playing for more than 20 years. Ha. . .
Z: He is longer than me.
Y: what's the matter
Let me tell you something.
Y: ah
Z: I have the ability to brag.
Y: trick?
Zhao: Yes.
Y: I'm bragging. It's my secret recipe.
Z: I blew the square energy round.
Y: I can blow the short ones long.
Z: I can blow ugliness into beauty.
Y: I can revive the dead. (Blow)
Zhang: Ha. . . Let me tell you something.
Y: ah
Z: Our family is a boastful family. How's it going?
Y: Our family comes from a boastful family. How's it going?
Z: Then our family is a professional braggart. Haha, blow
Y: Our family is a bragging joint venture.
Z: Bragging and joint ventures.
Y: tax-free for three years. Blow it, haha. . .
Let me tell you something.
Y: ah
Z: Our family is a bragging factory.
Y: Our family is a bragging trust.
Z: Then our family will be the bragging center of the world. What are you still blowing? World center. . .
Y: Your center is from our family.
Z: No, no, hehe.
Y: Hehe, how about it, hehe.
Z: Nice compliment.
Y: I can't, can I?
Zhao: Oh dear.
Y: You are right in telling this story. Don't brag, hehe.
Z: No, no, I can't beat you in cross talk.
Y: You speak crosstalk well.
Z: hey. . . We are all modest again. Well, who doesn't know you? You are a master, a master of authority. (thumbs up)
Y: No, no, no, I can't compare with you.
Zhang: What?
Y: You are a rising star and a representative of the new trend. Ha ha. . .
Z: Hehe, no, no,no. Your cross talk is elegant but not vulgar.
Y: Oh, your cross talk is humorous and implicit.
Z: Your cross talk is very popular.
Y: Your cross talk is a household name.
Z: Your cross talk is well known to all women and children.
Y: Is your cross talk childlike? ah
Z: Your cross talk is the pearl of oriental art..
Y: Oh, your cross talk belongs to people all over the world.
Your crosstalk makes people laugh their heads off.
Y: Your cross talk makes people vomit.
Z: leaking medicine?
Y: Yes, it's exciting, haha. . .
Z: That can't compare with you.
Y: huh?
Z: Your cross talk is very useful.
Y: Your cross talk is very useful.
Z: Last time I went to Beijing.
Y: huh?
Z: A factory in the eastern suburb is on fire. Then all the fire departments in the city went, but they didn't come to the rescue. I have no choice but to invite you. When you get there, have a cross talk with the fire and watch the flame slide down. Come on, it's coming out. How's it going? hahaha. . .
Y: blowing endlessly. Can my crosstalk still put out the fire?
Z: Very helpful (thumbs up)
Y: That's not as useful as you.
Z: How am I?
Y: Our cream factory in the eastern suburbs of Beijing can't produce milk, so we went to him and blew on the cows.
Z: Did you blow it?
Y: I talked to the cow. I said a cross talk and moved the cow. Oh, I cried. A test, all milk. Collapse. . It flowed into the Yangtze River, and then there was a flood.
Z: It's not that big. It's a mess Supposedly, you Ma Ji can blow too much.
Y: Ma Ji?
Z: You Ma Ji.
Y: Where is Ma Ji? Alas, Ma Ji? Old man, are you there?
Z: Hey, this braggart can't even find himself.
Y: Who is Ma Ji?
Z: You are Ma Ji.
Y: No, I'm not Ma Ji.
Z: Then who are you?
Y: me? Not worth mentioning.
Who are you?
Y: I'm Xiao Zhaoyan. Hey, hey, hey, ha ha ha. . .
Z: Zhao Yanxiao.
Little Zhao Yan, this is me.
Z: You are Zhao Yan. Who am I?
Y: Oh, I can see that. (Clap your hands)
Zhang: Ah.
Y: Mr Ma Lao, you must be the respected Ma Ji. Very good!
Z: We switched?
Y: Oh, Mr. Ma, everyone knows that he is knowledgeable. Oh, Ma Ji, Mr. Ma.
Zhang: What?
Y: You can call it a living encyclopedia. hahaha. . . (Clap your hands)
Z: No, I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan.
Y: huh?
Zhang: You are so knowledgeable. Everyone knows that you know astronomy and geography.
No, I, Zhao Yan, have seen you. Ma Ji, it's nothing.
Z: I dodged when I saw you Zhao Yan in Ma Ji.
Y: I can't. I Zhao Yan can't compete with you, Ma Ji. Hmm. How interesting
Z: I can't compete with you in Ma Ji, Zhao Yan.
Y: This is Zhao Yan.
Z: I'm much worse in Maji.
Y: I, Zhao Yan, am nothing.
Z: me. . .
Y: I, Zhao Yan, am not a good person.
Z: hey, hey
Y: I have to die of old age. I have to feed the dog when I die.
Z: That's ridiculous. How can I put it? I scolded.
Y: hey, hey, blow. Hey hey. . .
Z: This is so exciting. Come again.
Y: come again.
Let me tell you something.
Y: ah
Z: This time, we are finished.
Y: I'll blow if you blow.
Z: Blow if you want.
Y: that's right
Zhang: Listen.
Y: come on
Z: I'm so capable.
Y: I am much more capable than you.
Z: I like smoking. I smoke three boxes of cigarettes at a time.
Y: I like drinking. I drink four and a half tons a meal.
Z: Are we addicted to drinking and dying?
Y: drink it
Let me tell you something.
Y: hmm, ah
Z: I don't just eat, drink and be merry.
Y: ah
Z: I still attach importance to learning.
Y: really?
Z: I often read books with my ears. Hey-hey-hey
Y: special function, good good. Asking around, I always eat with my nose. Whew. . . I'm full, hehe
Z: Well, I use my armpits to find minerals.
Y: I use my throat to generate electricity
Z: I can see people through the wall.
Y: I saw your money through your clothes. Hehe
Z: I had a high fever last night.
Y: I also had a high fever last night.
Z: I have a high fever.
Y: My fever is worse than yours.
Z: I have a fever of 69 degrees.
Y: I have a high fever of 74 degrees.
Z: You didn't burn to death.
Y: burning
Z: I have a high fever.
Y: Er ...
Z: I touched a corn kernel in my hand, and my hand turned into popcorn.
Y: You can't compete with me.
Zhang: What's the matter?
Y: I had a kettle on my head and I boiled the water in three minutes.
Z: gas tank.
Y: burn, burn. Hehe
Z: I invited someone to dinner last night.
Y: I also invited someone to dinner last night.
Z: How to blow him?
Y: come on.
Z: It's bad after eating it.
Y: ah
Z: I swallowed the chopsticks.
I ate it and it broke.
Zhang: What?
Y: I swallowed that spoon.
Z: I ate it and it went bad.
Y: ah
Z: I bit off a piece of the plate.
I ate it and it broke.
Zhang: Ah, what?
Y: I'll bite off a pressure cooker.
Z: I ate it and it went bad.
Y: ah
Z: I bit off this desktop.
I ate it and it broke.
Z: What else do you bite? bite
Y: I, I bit my nose off.
Zhang: Ah. . .
Y: bite your nose?
Zhang: Ah.
Y: yes.
Z: I stood on the chair and took a bite.
Y: I haven't heard of it.
Z: I'm a old boys.
Y: I am older than you.
Z: I went to college at the age of ten.
Y: I graduated from college at the age of nine.
Z: Then I got married at the age of eight.
Y: I'm seven and my son is thirteen.
Z: That's more like it. Come again.
Y: bragging is not taxed. Just brag, hehe.
Z: I have been scarred since I was six years old.
Y: I got a tattoo on my forehead when I was five years old.
Z: I was hunched when I was four years old.
Y: I have had a beard since I was three years old.
Z: I went bald when I was two years old.
Y: I retired when I was born.
Zhao: Yes. Do it again, do it again.
Y: again, again
I tell you, I am tall.
Y: I'm tall
Z: I am 2.78 meters tall.
Y: I'm 4.69 meters tall.
Z: And I'm tall. I am taller than that international building.
Y: I'm three stories taller than the International Building.
Z: I'm still tall
Y: I'm tall
Z: The plane hit my waist and flew here.
Y: The satellite hit me.
Z: I'm tall
Y: I'm tall
Z: My head is blue and my feet are on the ground. I can't be any taller.
Y: I'm still tall
Zhang: What?
Y: The upper lip is close to the sky and the lower lip is in the gutter.
Zhao: What do you mean?
Y: A bragging about nothing, hahaha.
Z: Hehehe.