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Rural fortune-telling jokes _ fortune-telling jokes

A cold joke that can make you laugh.

1, a ghost asked the guy next to him:? Are you a ghost?

? I am a ghost. ?

? What the hell are you? Why is it so long?

? I am the railroad track. ?

2, Bajie applied, the boss asked: Do you have a title?

Pig proudly said: the messenger of the altar!

Boss: sputum cleaner? Oh, then clean the toilet!

Once upon a time, a man was invited to a neighboring village to shoot tigers. When he reached the mountain, he said, Blade, I'll wait for you here. ? Then he was eaten.

4. Once upon a time, a person received a letter, the beginning of which read as follows: Dear XX, does it look like a face? Then he cooked the letter and ate it.

Thumbelina went to tell her fortune, and when the fortune teller pinched her finger, Thumbelina was strangled.

6. My roommate pissed me off at night. I made him disappear in front of me. He said: If you can make me disappear, make me disappear! ?

So I decided to turn off the lights.

7. Earlier, some unclean things were mixed in the tram running late at night, and many children on the bus were scared to cry.

Later, the bus company hired a capable Taoist to solve this problem.

Ghosted trams have withdrawn from the historical stage, and all the trams running on the road are ghost-free trams.

8. What did you accidentally see just now? Don't turn the whole family to death? My post is a little hesitant, but it is very convenient to sit in the computer chair and turn around, which also relieves fatigue.