Jishui Fortune Telling Jokes Daquan _ Jishui Fortune Telling Jokes Daquan Video

Joke 1: Once upon a time, there was a man who was particularly afraid of his wife. One day, he stole a box of rice cakes, and his wife found out, beat him and knelt down for three nights. The man felt very wronged and unlucky, and went to the street early the next morning to find a fortune teller. The fortune teller asked, "How old are you?" The man said indignantly, "Yes, I knelt down to the third watch." The fortune teller said, "I mean, how old are you?" At this time, the man opened his eyes in horror and said, "I was beaten and knelt for three nights because I only stole a box of rice cakes." If it is a few boxes, that would be great. " Joke 2: A village welcomes the county magistrate to visit. When the village chief came to power, he accidentally fell down and sat on a black ass. After getting up, he quickly apologized: I'm sorry, county magistrate, I'm really ashamed to discredit you! Joke 3: A man raised a pig, annoyed him and abandoned it. However, his pig knew the way home, but failed to give up several times. Usually, the man drove away from the pig and called his wife that night and said, Will the pig come back? The wife said: return to a man and shout: put him on the phone, I'm lost! Joke 4: Once upon a time, there was a man who studied hard at the cold window for decades, but never got a formal job. He has too many feelings and helplessness about life. Later, I got married and had two sons. He thinks that life is between success and failure, so he named his eldest son success and his second son failure. He is very strict with his sons, hoping that they will be able to work half-time and fulfill their unfulfilled dreams. One day, a man arranged 300 words for his eldest son and 200 words for his second son before going out, and asked his wife to urge them to write. After the man left, the two children began to write. The eldest son was a little slippery, writing 50 words less and the second son writing 50 words more. In the evening, the man came back and asked his wife and son if they had written. The wife said, "Yes, I did, but it was not just a failure. Both are 250. "

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