Funny fortune-telling lottery copy _ funny sentences of fortune-telling lottery copy

1, I was so angry that my chest hurt in the morning. Later, when I thought that I had no breasts, my anger gradually subsided.

2. What kind of mobile phone should I buy to receive messages from people I like?

3. It's unfair. If you don't eat a meal, it's not light at all. If you eat a big meal, you gain three pounds.

The fortune teller downstairs really lives up to his reputation. He can find that I only have one life.

Master Kong has been selling beef noodles for so many years, and that cow probably suffered a little skin injury, right?

6. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

7. As long as people are alive, good things will happen to others.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

9. If you don't reply to the message, which beauty do you think is not busy?

10, I swear I will never stay up late again. If I stay up late again, I will swear again.

1 1. Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?

12, when I was a child, I often liked to comb my hair like an adult. I didn't know until I grew up that adults have no hair.

13, every time I tease a child, I feel scared. In case the child doesn't laugh, I feel like a retarded pestle.

14. Excuse me, are you Gao Qiu? I am very angry with you.

15, don't feel that you have entered the trough at a young age, and you still have a lot of room for retrogression.

16, life, you can't hang yourself from a tree, you have to try to die several times in several nearby trees.

17, you smoke on the balcony, you smoke half and the wind smokes half. You don't care about following suit. Maybe the wind also has troubles. The more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get, so I have convulsions.

18, just because I saw you more often in the crowd, I was blind from then on.