How funny is the 2022 homophonic terrier?
2. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.
3. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen
My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.
What Rutiha said was very touching, and everyone said he was very touching and wise.
6. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
7. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
8. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
9. The doctor prescribed me pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
10. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "
1 1. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
12. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like
13. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-fears, and then know its changes: However, when China has our friendship.
14. If you don't kiss me, what do you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
15. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
16. wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods have no sound source.
17. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"
18. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."
19. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.
How funny is the homophonic stalk in 2022? 20. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
2 1. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.
22. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"
23. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
24. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!
25. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
26. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
27. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."
28. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.
30. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.
3 1. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in blindly, go quietly and leave a little secret".
32. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.
34. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.
35. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
36. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"
37. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.
38. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.
How funny is the homophonic stalk in 2022? 39. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.
40. Mr Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "
4 1. I accidentally trampled an ant to death, and the little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
42. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
43. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.
44. I don't care What do you care? Italy?
45. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.
46. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They separated long ago.
47. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.
48. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."
49. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
50. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key can give milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.
5 1. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.
52. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "
53. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.
54. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
55. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.
56. You haven't even tasted me. What are you tasting? Pinru?
57. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
58. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki