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Jin: Audience friends, crosstalk actor Cao Yunjin

Tian: Liu Yuntian

He: Happy New Year to you

Jin: Yes Standing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, I felt very excited

Tian: Yes

Jin: But, I was also very nervous.

Tian: Why are you nervous?

Jin: Where is this place?

Tian: Yes

Jin: From the National Spring Festival Gala Live broadcast

Tian: True

Jin: The stage is full of celebrities and elites from all walks of life, I am not as good as them

Tian: Oh, you are not as good as others Who is it

Jin: Space hero Yang Liwei, went into space at the age of 38

Tian: Yes

Jin: Ding Junhui, won the world championship at the age of 15

Heaven: Yes

Jin: Zhou Yu, 13-year-old official worshiped as Navy Commander

Heaven: Oh

Jin: Kangxi ascended the throne at the age of 6, Beethoven started composing music at the age of 4, and Calabash Boy was born with the ability to fight monsters

Tian: What kind of mess is this?

Jin: Everyone has achieved such great achievements, I can Aren't you in a hurry?

Tian: Oh, what's the use of being anxious? If you want to succeed, you must first be determined.

Jin: I am determined

Tian: Oh

Jin: I have had a good family upbringing since I was a child

Tian: Yeah

Jin: My father often taught me when I was young

Jin: (Father’s accent) If you want to be a successful person, you must first know what you want

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Tian: Hey

Jin: (Child’s tone) What I want is money and beautiful women

Jin: (Father’s tone) Unsatisfactory things, don’t you want it? Is this all superficial? Say it again!

Jin: (child’s tone) What I want is career and love

Jin: (father’s tone) Hey, that’s right

Tian: This is different

Jin: Hey, this is different

Tian: Really?

Jin: It depends on you How do you understand?

Tian: Oh

Jin: When I was young, I had many dreams for success.

Jin: Initially, I wanted to be a great chemist

Tian: OK

Jin: I have been studying chemistry hard since middle school. . Listen carefully in class and complete your homework carefully. You are always the first to stand and raise your hands to answer the teacher's questions.

Tian: Really positive

Jin: The teacher asked a question in class, students, please pay attention, what substances can be produced by silicon and water?

Tian: Hmm< /p>

Gold: Bastard Soup

Tian: Ouch

Gold: Bastard Soup! Some more coriander and some sesame oil

Sky: OK That’s it

Kim: The teacher is angry.

Jin: (Teacher’s tone) Talking nonsense and making everyone burst into laughter, what a shame!

Jin: (Student’s tone) Teacher, please give me another chance. Give me another chance

Tian: I know I was wrong

Jin: (Teacher’s tone) Give you another chance. Gas, do you know?

Jin: (student’s accent) Carbon monoxide, poisonous gas

Tian: Hey

Jin: (teacher’s accent) Hey, that’s right .

What should I do if there is a gas leak at home?

Jin: (student’s accent) smoke a cigarette to calm down

Jin: (teacher’s accent) Get out! Get out!< /p>

Tian: That’s outrageous

Jin: The teacher told me that you should stop studying chemistry. It’s too dangerous for you to study chemistry and it could explode

Tian: Oops

Jin: Later I became obsessed with literature

Tian: That’s good

Jin: I want to be a great writer

Jin: Various literary works from ancient and modern times at home and abroad, our four traditional Chinese classics, Water Margin of the Three Kingdoms, Dream of the Red Chamber and Journey to the West

Tian: Oh?

Jin: How well written is the Three Kingdoms

Tian: Really?

Jin: Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, the three brothers are originally brothers with different surnames, and they kowtow to each other. Underground, Tang Sanzang was kept in the west to learn scriptures

Heaven: 嗐

Gold: On the way, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu. Tang Sanzang taught him, you are a monkey!

Tian: What a mess

Jin: The teacher told me that you should not make trouble for the literature industry

Tian: That’s right

Jin: Let’s do something else

Tian: Yeah

Jin: Later I became obsessed with music< /p>

Tian: Oh?

Jin: I want to be a great musician

Tian: I have ideals

Jin: Imagine Bedo Like Fen, he composes the most beautiful melody in the world

Tian: How good it is

Jin: How good you play the piano. So I found my father.

Jin: (child’s accent) Father, I like music, I want to learn the piano, I want to play the piano, I want to buy a piano

Jin: Father looked at me

Tian: Yeah

Jin: (Father’s accent) Son, if you really like music, you don’t have to buy a piano, the same goes for whistling

Tian: Ouch! What? This idea

Jin: My musical dream was strangled in the cradle. Later I wanted to be a great translator.

Tian: Where are you?

Jin: Whether it is audio, video or text, I will translate it

Tian: Oh, can you do that?

Jin: Of course, I speak English very well. You have to start practicing vocabulary in ordinary life.

Tian: Just the basics

Jin: For example, Apple

Tian: How do you say it?

Jin: Apple has to pay? Not everyone can say Apple.

Heaven: I can say it

Jin: Just tell me

Heaven: Apple

Jin: Look, the pronunciation is not standard. You have to pronounce "?" and speak more innocently, Apple

Tian: Ah~~ (pretentious) Apple

Jin: Well, innocence doesn't mean I hate you, you know? This is Apple, Apple.

Sky: What about oranges?,

Gold: Orange

Sky: Banana

Gold: Banana

Heaven: Father

Gold: Father

Heaven: Mom

Gold: Mother

Heaven: Grandpa

Jin: Father’s rFather

Tian: Uh? No, then grandma is Mother’s Mother

Jin: Don’t be ridiculous, that’s grandma. How can grandma be Mother's Mother? Grandma is Father's Mother.

Tian: Yes

Jin: This logic doesn’t work

Tian: I still have to learn

Jin: But later I felt Ah, this translation is too boring and not suitable for me

Tian: So what is suitable for you?

Jin: Film and television are more suitable for me

Tian: Why

Jin: I have the foundation

Tian: What foundation

Jin: I have liked watching TV series since I was a child

Tian : Really

Jin: The 1986 version of "Journey to the West"? It brought countless joy to my childhood

Tian: Everyone loves to watch it

Jin: I am very familiar with "Journey to the West", and I am determined to make such a movie and make it a household classic.

Tian: Ambitious

Jin: Every review of "Journey to the West" I can memorize it all

Heaven: Oh?

Gold: The Monkey King comes out

Heaven: Yes

Gold: The Great Sage makes trouble Heavenly Palace

Heaven: Hmm

Gold: Plan to collect Zhu Bajie

Heaven: Oh

Gold: Fight against Red Boy

Jin: And I can do it. Just say a line and I will know which episode it is

Tian: Hey, is this the one? Me too.

Jin: You can’t do it

Tian: If you don’t believe me, you can test me

Jin: I’ll test you

Tian : Here you go

Jin: Which episode is this, baby cassock~~

Tian: What does it look like? This is the episode of Guanyin Yuan, the black bear monster

Jin: OK

Tian: Nothing

Jin: Listen to this

Tian: Yeah

Jin: You are Are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?

Tian: Yo

Jin: Are you the reinforcements invited by the monkey?

Tian: They really look alike. Battle with Red Boy

Jin: What can’t stop him?

Tian: I’ve seen it

Jin: Listen to this

Tian: Yeah

Jin: Master~~Master~~~, which episode?

Tian: Huh? This is available in any episode

Jin: It’s over, no Got it?

Tian: Hey, if you want to say this, I’ll say a few lines, but you don’t know which episode it is.

Jin: Impossible, I don’t even know "Journey to the West" I memorized it

Tian: Then listen, Wukong~~, which episode?

Jin: You and I were in the same episode

Tian: Huh? One episode?

Jin: I shouted 'Master~~' first, and you called 'Wukong~~' here.

Tian: Okay

Jin: It’s an episode

Tian: You can really deal with it

Jin: Lines from "Journey to the West" I'm familiar with it, especially Sha Wujing's lines

Tian: Oh, Monk Sha

Jin: Of course there aren't many lines, just a few lines

Tian: Tell me

Jin: 'Elder brother, the master was captured by goblins'

Tian: Oh?

Jin: 'Elder brother, The second senior brother was captured by the goblin'

Tian: Ouch

Jin: 'First brother, master and senior brother Rang were captured by the goblin'

Tian : Hey

Jin: 'Sir, I was captured by the goblin'

Tian: Oh, they were all captured

Jin: No words, There are a few more words

Tian: Yes

Jin: 'Master, the senior brother is right', 'Master, the second senior brother is right', 'Master, the elder brother is right' Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother are right'; 'Elder Senior Brother, Master is right', 'Elder Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother is right', 'Elder Senior Brother, Master and Second Senior Brother are right'

Tian: Okay

Jin: No, I never said anything else

Tian: No

Jin: Oh, And the last sentence

Tian: Oh oh oh

Jin: 'Don't worry, master, senior brother will come to save us'.

Tian: Hey, okay, this doesn’t matter.

Jin: Do you think I have some research?

Tian: I don’t think you have any research.

Jin: It depends on what you say. It seems The film and television industry is not suitable for me either

Tian: It seems that no industry is suitable for you

Jin: Why? Why can’t my dream come true?

Tian: Yo

Jin: I am in a very low mood

Tian: Yeah

Jin: I feel like I am the most miserable person in the world Man, if a man is unlucky enough to drink cold water, his teeth will be clogged.

Tian: Look at it

Jin: He coughed and broke his chest from exhaustion. He was pulling the cart across the ridge, bumping every step. Eating sugar cakes and burning the back of the head

Tian: I’ve never heard of it. Wait a minute, how come you eat sugar cakes and burn the back of your head?

Jin: Think about it, here are the sugar cakes Now, tear it here, cer~~ the sugar comes down, lick it, wow~~

Tian: Ouch, who asked you to lick it?

Jin: Mine I feel very bad, why can't I. . . . . .

Tian: Hey, hey, don’t be sad, I understand. You have said so much, but there is nothing you can do in a down-to-earth manner. If you really want to succeed, you must put in your own efforts and labor. If you don't put in your own efforts and labor, all your dreams will be just nonsense.

Jin: You are absolutely right, one sentence can wake up the dreamer. I can no longer talk empty words, I can no longer talk big words, I have to be down-to-earth and work hard to achieve a career. Whether it is ten, twenty or thirty years, I have to fight for my dreams! < /p>

Tian: Good!

Jin: There are many examples of late bloomers in front of me. What should I be afraid of?

Tian: Who are they?

Gold: Huang Zhong followed Liu Bei to conquer the world at the age of 60; Jiang Ziya became prime minister at the age of 80; Taijun She took command at the age of 100; Sun Wukong took the Western Scriptures at the age of 500; White Snake came down the mountain to fall in love at the age of 1,000; Bi Fujian only hosted the Spring Festival Gala at the age of 53. !

Tian: Okay~~

Jin: What else am I afraid of? I want to start from what I am good at!

Tian: Hey, what about you? Is there anything you are good at?

Jin: Me? The big thing is that I am not good at anything

Tian: Hey. Not good at it?

Jin: But I have hobbies

Tian: What are your hobbies?

Jin: I like singing

Tian: Singing is also good

Jin: I can sing well!

Tian: Really?

Jin: Whether it’s old or new , Mainland, Hong Kong and Taiwan, domestic and foreign, all lines!

Tian: Is that so?

Jin: Of course

Tian: Old What do you know?

Jin: The theme song of the 1987 version of "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Tian: Ouch?

Jin: Everyone is so familiar

Jin: "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Tian: You sing

Jin: You also talk about Liaozhai

Tian: Hey, please wait a moment

Jin: I also talk about Liaozhai

Tian: Hey, hey, that’s it, this is called "Liao Zhai". "A Dream of Red Mansions"!

Jin: "A Dream of Red Mansions"

Tian: "Wang Ningmei"

Jin: "Wang Ningmei"

Tian: Hey

Jin: One is Langyuan Fairy Flower, and the other is Meiyuwu...

Tian: Hey? How...

Jin: Why does your back hurt when you sing this thing?

Tian: Ouch, who made you twist so hard

Jin: This is an old one, I can do it from Hong Kong and Taiwan< /p>

Tian: What do you know from Hong Kong and Taiwan?

Jin: Jay Chou’s Double Jay Chou

Tian: Hmm...ah? This is called Jay Chou

Jin: Yes, Jay Chou's Double Jay

Tian: That's wrong. Will there be anything else?

Jin: Simon Chang

Tian: Oh?

Jin: Prince of Love Songs

Tian: Yes

Jin: "From the Beginning to Now"

Tian: This song is good

Jin: Is this how I will live my life?

Extended information:

1. Crosstalk, a folk rap art.

It takes the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing to highlight its characteristics. Famous crosstalk actors include Zhang Shouchen, Ma Sanli, Hou Baolin, Liu Baorui, Ma Ji, Hou Yaowen, Su Wenmao, Guo Degang, Yue Yunpeng, etc. Chinese crosstalk has three major birthplaces: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Quanyechang and Nanjing Confucius Temple. The art of crosstalk originated in North China, became popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, and spread throughout the country and abroad. It began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties and flourished in the contemporary era. Performed mainly verbally. Performance forms include stand-up comedy, dialogue comedy, group comedy, etc. It is a folk art form that is rooted in the folk, originates from life, and is very popular among the masses.

2. The 2012 CCTV Year of the Dragon Spring Festival Gala is centered around the theme of "Going Home to Celebrate the New Year", with four elements: "Year of the Dragon", "Home", "Thirty Years of Spring Festival Gala" and "One World, One Family" section, presenting a warm, peaceful, joyful and festive night to the audience, and at the same time using the "30 Years of Spring Festival Gala" as the main line, arousing screams from the audience.

3. The development of crosstalk on the Spring Festival Gala stage:

After the first Spring Festival Gala in 1983, crosstalk as an artistic expression gradually became popular among the people, and many crosstalk actors began to become household names. In 1984, Ma Ji's stand-up comedy "Universe Brand Cigarettes" became the most popular cross talk program in the Spring Festival Gala that year, and it is still regarded as a classic.

On the Spring Festival Gala stage in 1985, in "The Art of Naming" performed by the famous cross talk master Ma Sanli, the earliest Spring Festival Gala lines were produced. The famous classic opening line is like this: " Ma Sanli, this horse has only three legs left, and it can barely stand up, but it falls down when touched; Ma Ji, it’s a good horse, but its legs are tied up with ropes, so it can’t run, and it’s full of flesh.”

For the 1987 Spring Festival Gala, Ma Ji created the cross talk "Five Senses Strive for Merit" and performed it with Liu Wei, Feng Gong, Zhao Yan and Wang Jinbao. In addition to the crosstalk making the audience burst into laughter, "Five Senses Strive for Merit" also broke the conventional crosstalk routine and pushed group crosstalk to a whole new level.

Also in the Spring Festival Gala of 1987, Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong performed the cross talk "Reverage in the Tiger's Mouth" created by Liang Zuo, which also left a deep impression on the audience. In 1988, Jiang Kun and Tang Jiezhong collaborated again in the cross talk "Elevator Adventure", vividly depicting the normal state of the public during a period of rapid social transformation.

In the Spring Festival Gala of 1990, the cross talk "One Servant and Two Masters" became the final work of Ma Ji's Spring Festival Gala cross talk stage. It was replaced by his many apprentices, the most well-known of whom is It belongs to Feng Gong.

Feng Gong can definitely be regarded as an evergreen tree on the Spring Festival Gala cross talk stage. Unknowingly, he has been standing on the Spring Festival Gala stage for almost 30 years. Since the 1996 Spring Festival Gala, his That classic line: "My loved ones, I miss you so much" has endured for a long time and has penetrated deeply into the hearts of every audience.

In 1999, Qizhi and Dabing brought southern crosstalk to the Spring Festival Gala stage. The crosstalk work "Eat for Free" broke the pattern of northern crosstalk actors dominating the Spring Festival Gala crosstalk stage.

In the 2006 Spring Festival Gala, Liu Zengkai and Zhu Degang became the first pair of Taiwanese artists to officially perform cross talk on the Spring Festival Gala stage. The cross talk "New Tongue Twisters" created many jokes by imitating the way Taiwanese ethnic minorities use tongue twisters in Mandarin, and fully demonstrated the two actors' solid basic skills in cross talk.

In 2009, on the third anniversary of the death of the famous cross talk artist Mr. Ma Ji, his son Ma Dong, Liu Wei, Zhou Wei, Dashan and Zheng Jian presented a group cross talk show "New Theory of the Five Senses" ", once again brought the audience back to the era of "Five Senses Strive for Merit". This adaptation also expressed the son's respect for his father.

Since the 2010 Spring Festival Gala, there have been many young faces on the Spring Festival Gala cross talk stage. Jia Ling and Bai Kainan's cross talk "Big Talk" marks the beginning of the era of the younger generation of cross talk actors.

In the 2012 Spring Festival Gala, after Li Jing and He Yunwei, Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian, former members of the Deyun Society, competed on the Spring Festival Gala cross talk stage again. A cross talk "Struggle", because of its new jokes, targeted a wide audience, and won the Audience love.

The following year in 2013, Yue Yunpeng appeared in the sketch "Disturbing You". Also in 2013, Cao Yunjin and Liu Yuntian once again appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. What's more, De The two heads of Deyun Club also came. Guo Degang and Yu Qian talked about the cross talk "The Prodigal Son". It can be seen that the cross talk era of Deyun Club has really arrived.

Crosstalk is an artistic expression form that really runs through the Spring Festival Gala stage from beginning to end, from street stalls to elegant halls, and finally on the Spring Festival Gala stage, and has stood for many years. Don't fall. In fact, crosstalk is a language art, which not only talks about various aspects of the world, but also the optimistic mentality of the Chinese people.

Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia_Struggle (2012 CCTV Spring Festival Gala Crosstalk)