6 18 funny jokes
Call a friend to borrow money: I have an accident and need a sum of money urgently. The friend asked quickly, Who is the driver? What car? My wife, shopping cart.
It was almost 6 18 the night before! I chopped my hand in advance, hahahahaha! Where was my hand on 6 18? Forget it, why don't you press the password with your chin first?
The young man asked the Zen master, Master, how did 6 18 pass? . The Zen master put his hands in his sleeves and smiled without a word. I understand youth. You calmed my heart and stood aside. The Zen master said my hand was cut off. There is nothing more to say.
I always feel that these days I always say that my wife is a prodigal mother or something, deliberately showing off my wealth. The first is to show off wealth, the second is to show off wealth, and the third is to show off wealth!
6 18 chop hands ... after this time, I'm going to clean up the cupboard and give something back and forth.
Here comes 6 18. I don't know why my husband put away everything in the bank card. Is this wool?
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6 18 things are too cheap, igniting the desire to shop. After thinking for a while, I couldn't figure out what I missed. Finally figured it out, lack of money!
What sustains me? In this secular world full of fame and fortune, in the face of the annual shopping spree, I still maintain a simple and beautiful personality? Poor thing! ! ! Come on, repeat after me: Joan! Read it twice: Joan! Joan! Joan!
6 18 what should be discounted? Your hand!
If you don't buy things, you won't have money, and if you buy things, you won't have money, which means that you don't spend money! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!
Every pickpocket has a priceless car and shopping cart.
Every June, two kinds of people suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party and the other is a prodigal bitch. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!
It's 6 18. Open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.
I want to send it, you want to send it, everyone is about 6 18. You want to laugh, I want to laugh, and we can sing together to make a fortune. You want beauty, I want beauty, and everyone can't find the north. You want to jump, I want to jump, and everyone is struggling today.
6 18 Give it away when you are happy, it will blossom in your heart when you are happy, 6 18 give it away when you are happy, smile when you get it to your mouth, give it away when you are happy, good luck will always accompany you, and wealth will roll. Happy 6 18 hair.
Happiness in life is the most real, and happiness does not need to be found. Willing to send, I would like to take this opportunity to get together with happy friends, spend more time with my wife and children, greet my parents, be more reasonable about trivial matters, and restore a happy life.
6 willing to send. Business is smooth, you are happy, business is booming, you laugh, your family is harmonious, you are happy, you are healthy, everything goes well, you are lucky, and it gives you rare happiness and sweetness.
6 along the way, happy haha, the days have turned over and the troubles have died early. Wealth waves, happy encounters, warmth, happiness forever, sweetness forever, and luck forever. May your hair grow. Ha ha ha.
My wallet is bulging, my card is slow, my business is booming, I am much happier, my list is busy, my career is booming, everything goes smoothly and I have more money. I want to send 6 18. Here comes Pepsi.
6 18 willing to send. You must remember to smile often on this day, so that you can send it away happily. Wish you happiness and good luck.
Money is always less, luck is always bad, business is brainless, festivals are more troublesome, * * is always out of tune, stock trading is too low-key, life is too boring, wealth is nowhere to be found, 6 happiness is to be reported, and luck is to be reported. Take this opportunity, financial resources are rolling in and life is better. May all the musty smells be washed away and give everyone a happy smile.
Good luck sending it home. Happy past events are linked together and happy memories are linked together. May you be happy and rich today, and the sweetness will come.
If you get rich, you have 66 chances to succeed. If you don't look back, you will get rich. Today is a lucky day, go out and try your luck, make a fortune, make a fortune. Everything is auspicious. 6 18 willing to send.
I want to get rich, get rich, get fat to madness, and give the world an arrogant smile. Let go of all the principles and troubles, indulge in the embrace of heaven and earth, get rich too distressed, or get angry how reliable. May 6th is happy and sweet.
Paradise notice: On June 18, a large-scale lottery blind date activity will be held in Paradise on June18. Please invite all the singles, handsome guys and beautiful women from all over the world to attend. All applicants can participate in the * * lucky draw, and may win a jade rabbit, a peach, a nectar altar and other grand prizes. Men can contact Chang 'e, and women can be chosen as concubines by the Jade Emperor. Mortals can take the shenzhou spaceship to heaven. If they don't choose round-trip air tickets, God will reimburse them. If they choose, sorry, you can't come down.
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The annual Saturday will be issued today. Buy all the shares and buy some winning drinks. Being rich means being lucky. Don't waste it casually. You can't make less money if you are unhappy.
6 18 yes, I want to send it. Let's send it happily together. Holding the golden doll, I grabbed the gold ingot ticket and smiled happily.
There is no sorrow and trouble in life, no irony and ridicule from others. 6 18 would like to send prayers for us to welcome you and my achievements and laughter.
June1August. I want to see you off. Go home to your parents. 6 18 willing to send. You want to send a happy home. 6 18 willing to send. Ladies and gentlemen, we will always love China.
Write a blessing to you, write ten good luck with your wealth, write a hundred happy flowers with love, and build a harmonious home together today.
6 willing to send. A smiling face, a pair of love, three lucky, four seasons together, colorful, 66 Dashun, colorful life, rich, long-lasting, happy and sweet. May you be happy and sweet with her today.
Financial resources are rolling like rivers and seas, and the lucky stars are shining in the southeast. Today, I laughed again in six good days. Send an auspicious gold ingot and put it in a gold coin wallet. It was hard before. I wish you a very happy day.
6 18 willing to send, wealth covers you, me and him; 6 18 willing to send, gold coins rolling like a brake; 6 18 is willing to send, * * people buy * * to win the prize, and shareholders share the stock market; 6 18 willing to send. Businessmen make a lot of money in business. You give me a ride to everyone.
6 18 is willing to send and sell old books and newspapers and earn a few dollars and cents. Eat as little as you can. You don't have to pay ten dollars and eight dollars. The computer turned off the fan to have a rest, and the water and electricity bills also stopped. You all say get rich. I have a way to make a small fortune. I'm not stingy. I need festivals.
Laughter brings you good luck, happiness brings you happiness, happiness brings you beauty, 6 18 happiness, happiness makes a fortune, happiness develops and happiness is discovered. Happy 6 18.
6 18 is a happy school, giving off vitality and sprouting happiness; 6 18 Happy delivery, peace and harmony, and happy home; 6 18 Happy to send out the reputation of Kyushu and magnificent China.
6 18 is willing to send, 6 18 is willing to send the child full marks in the exam, and the husband and wife are harmonious. Haha, 6 18 is willing to send it, and the elderly are healthy and happy.
6 18 Le Yaofa, you are a model of the new era 6 18 Le Yaofa, you make a demonstration, everyone will see 6 18 Le Yaofa, eat eggs and eat double yellow eggs 6 18 Le Yaofa, and * * won 10 million.
6 18 Happy Send, starting from happiness, hold a smiling flower, say a warm word, draw a happy picture, and bring all the good luck home.
6 18 Happy to get rich, get rich, get rich, get rich, get rich. 6 18 Happy to be in heat, having sex, getting married, getting married and giving gifts.
6 18 willing to give, face life, face friends, face family, face everything, good luck will naturally follow you, willing to give.
6 18 willing to send. I wish you a sweet life and beautiful flowers. 6 18 I am willing to send it. I wish you a prosperous career and a healthy turtle. 6 18 willing to send. I wish you a wealth of money and all the best when you go home.
6 18 willing to send. I hope the money in your hand can be copied by Ctrl C like an auspicious day, and then sent infinitely by Ctrl V like a paste. More and more hope that you will send it in 888.
6 18 is willing to send it to my home today; 6 18 Willing to send, happiness and love are stories; 6 18 is willing to send it, and it will be sent when you laugh!
According to the information of the first prize bureau, you won the first prize of 5 million. The red balls you choose are 0, 0, 0 and blue balls in turn, and you are willing to send them. Congratulations on winning. The prizes are provided by mobile phones.
6 18 Willing to send, keep the blessing, abandon the suffering, the blessing, the curse, the blessing, the evil, the wealth and the blessing.
I don't want to laugh when I am upset, depressed, bored, stressed, unhappy and often in a coma. Every six happiness will break out. Happiness is found, happiness is played, boring for many days, and financial resources are abundant.
The first part: the population of Jiawang is prosperous, and the next part: you send me, everyone gives me one, and Wang Heng approves: 6 18.
Write a blessing to you, write ten good luck with your wealth, write a hundred happy flowers with love, and build a harmonious home together today.
Part I: Purchase orders, delivery orders, customer orders and production orders exceed the standard, production, supply and marketing are booming and business is booming; Downstream: ICBC card, ABC card, CCB card and BOC Kaka card are all loaded, and millions of cards are loaded to make a fortune. Horizontal batch: 6 18 leyaofa
Send it in June1August, you send it, I send it, everyone sends it! 6 18 send music and entertainment games together!
Happy hand in hand, smooth work, developed career, harmonious family, love her forever. Health and happiness are not sand in a basket.
June1August. I want to send, go home with my parents; 6 18 willing to send. You have to send, go home happily; 6 18 willing to send. Send it, everyone. We will always love China.
Today is an auspicious day, looking forward to a happy event, listening to the magpies twittering, and luck has entered the house!
In June, 1 playing in Yuanyang River, only eight Tibetan cats swam among the lotus flowers, looking for happiness in the water. The family are all flowers and plants.
6 18 Willing to send it, the God of Wealth promises you to send it all the way, and Fu Tou will bring it to your family. Good thing he wants to be with you. Let's have fun together.
Today is a good day. As long as your mouth is always up, you will have good luck. 6 18 willing to send.
6 willing to give, willing to count wallets, easy to manage money, turn over bank cards. May your source of wealth open the door, your career feel smooth, knock on the window of pride, open the door of wealth, and be happy.
6 18 funny jokes