Lingling draws a fortune _ Lingling draws a picture to send money
I'm in Chang 'an. I just got off the plane.
I am the Supreme Treasure or the Monkey King. Call me anything.
After I came back from the Buddhist scriptures, I lived a life within the system. Now I'm in the sea, working as a middle manager in a big company. The salary is ok, and promotion is hopeless. Besides, I have returned the clip because it is no longer needed. I have long hair to cover up the scar on my forehead.
Every night, I will open my private mailbox at a fixed point to check 999+ strangers? E-mail from strangers. Most of the email titles are "Do you need a reason to love someone" and "Moonlight? Do you have a treasure chest? " Occasionally, an advertisement for a page tour will pop up in the corner of the computer. A beautiful woman in scanty clothes said to me, "Let me start this relationship right away!" "
In the past 1500 years, I spent three times at the foot of Wuxing Mountain. And the girl who said this to me at the beginning, I won't often think of it.
At first, I just imitated the love story of Once upon a time. Later, I also told many girls or banshees that it is still useful most of the time. When you talk, there will always be one? Tears flowed from the corner of my eye, just right.
Of course, the time limit of love is not 10,000 years, which is much shorter and forgotten quickly. I once told Bajie that if you are still obsessed with her, it's just not long enough. What about you? Will marry a good woman, but not necessarily in front of her.
Someone once said, "How can I save you without a tight hoop?" Dai? How can I love you when I put on the hoop? "Later, I realized that life was full of difficulties. And in a dilemma, I can become more skillful in choosing the one that hurts me the least.
Stories from a long time ago may make you laugh off the sofa or cry your eyes out. But I know that you will eventually talk about it without crying or laughing.
Last night, when I was on a business trip and staying in a hotel, my colleague Xiao Pu said to me when I got up early: "You called a name of Xia Zi last night, and you called it 786 times."
"Yes, she owes me a lot of money." I answered.
Yes, you see, it has only gone up once for so many years.
I am the Supreme Treasure or the Monkey King. Call me anything.
If you see me in the crowd now, you will say, "He looks like a dog."
I remember when I was a child, there was no video recorder at home, and I often watched movies at home. His family was the richest man in the village at that time. Every night, he moves his equipment to the gate, and half the people in the village will go to his house to watch movies, sing and dance, and eat. At that time, I came into contact with the first American blockbuster Jurassic Park, which almost scared me to death. I also watched the world blockbuster Titanic for the first time. The film that I first came into contact with Stephen Chow was "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang", which I watched many times. Later, I watched his films, including Jigong, Truancy, Wei Long, king of comedy, A Chinese Odyssey, Nine-grade Sesame Officer, Cursing Dead Grass, Kung Fu, shaolin soccer, Mermaid and Westward Journey. Although only the director of Stephen Chow will not participate in the film in his later period, I will join as long as it is filmed by Stephen Chow. This year's "King of Comedy 2" lost to The Wandering Earth at the box office, even worse than "Crazy Alien", but his box office abroad was rarely impressive. It can only be said that watching movies in China is just a joke at present, but we don't understand the connotation of taste, which is why many movies with connotation can't be sold!
I watched many funny movies in Stephen Chow, and everyone likes mermaids. Stephen Chow once said, "I have filmed many tragedies, and you all say they are comedies." Stephen Chow, a rare talent, suffered a lot in that generation, and all the sufferings were rewarded by Stephen Chow. His films will bring a lot of feelings and touches to everyone!
It is estimated that Stephen Chow will be moved at the thought of being young. It's not easy to walk all the way. There was no fire at first, and he also experienced many difficulties. This is as difficult as being a media person. I wish I could bear the flowers in spring, too.
"There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it.
The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a deadline before these three words, I hope it is 10 thousand years. "
Seeing this line, I believe I don't need to say more. At first, I didn't know what I liked, but later I was already talking about it.
This sentence has been confirmed by too many people, and it also hurts the most vulnerable part of our hearts. Even if we have never had an unforgettable love, we should have had the person who once made us love each other all the time.
That kind of beautiful feeling surrounds us every day. Unconsciously, we always feel that parting is too far away from us, until one day we suddenly find that a goodbye is a lifetime absence.
When a real person loves himself and is willing to pay for himself, we can even play a small temper without scruple. Sometimes we think that person is very annoying, and he is like a follower all day. We take it for granted that he is kind to us.
It was not until one day that the person who bothered us suddenly became a stranger, stopped bothering us, and even disappeared from us one day that we found that we had long been accustomed to the feeling of being spoiled and that person (her) was around us.
However, we have missed it forever. . .
Therefore, some people will say that when I was a child, I laughed my head off and cried when I grew up!
This may be because everyone sees their own shadow more or less from the role. . .
Because this is the first film starring Stephen Chow that I have ever seen. The whole film is full of laughter and no urine spots. There are two dialogues, and now I can recite them.
Then the other party gave him a roll of toilet paper. Wipe the shit off and keep eating. No problem. The second clip is that the fortune teller caught the god of food and wanted to go to see the fortune teller for him:
It's not easy to earn some money. I thought it was funny at first, but now I feel a little sad. Diablo iii cheaters don't want to be good, but they have no choice in life.
Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million.
There is no doubt that Stephen Chow is the soul of one in a million. Do you need a reason to like him? Do you need it? Do you need it? Do you need it?
Stephen Chow ushered in a new era of film. Every work of his in the 1990s is a classic, and I like to watch it!
My comment: Tang Bohu, a charming woman, went to Washington with wisdom and courage. She is full of economy, knowledge and smile, and won the beautiful autumn fragrance.
I dare say this is definitely the earliest rap in China, and it is really talented. I was confused at that time.
Oh, yes. There are also serious advertising implants-half a step with a smile and one day with a death. That's funny, I like love ~
To put it mildly, Gong Li was a fairy at that time. Why did you fail to spray her? . . . . .
My comment is that justice has been done and things are going on. Full of baggage, laughing constantly.
This film mainly tells the story of Bao Longxing, an alternate county magistrate, who is unwilling to abuse power for personal gain and is bent on suing the court in Beijing to clear Qi's name (played by Zhao Min). On my way to Beijing, I met all kinds of people (street performers and pimps), discarding the dross and taking the essence, and constantly learning their advantages from these little people. Finally, I went through all kinds of hardships to see the emperor and successfully presided over justice.
The little star on Master Xing's head is unique, unique. Dad, you can grow snacks! An African pheasant was accidentally sunburned ~ ah ~ hahaha
When I like you, even the moon likes your shape. It turns out that this stalk was used by Master Xing 20 years ago. In movies, dating stars and picking up girls are both romantic and superb. This young star is really a treasure boy.
My comment: the brain hole is huge, and the special effects are full marks.
1) The teacher turned into an answering machine and rearranged the students. The feeling of gorgeous counterattack was 6 flies.
2) Become a magician and have a romantic date with Boog (Liang Yongqi). Since I have special functions, life is like hanging up, and picking up girls is so fresh and refined.
My comment: reincarnation is the supreme treasure, and doomed love is built in the crisscross of time and space.
Xia Zi loves Supreme Treasure, Supreme Treasure loves Bai Jingjing, and Bai Jingjing loves the Monkey King. On the surface, Xia Zi and Jingjing fell in love with the same person, but there is a gap of 500 years between them.
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The earliest axe gang ~
In order to save Bai Jingjing's life, he constantly used the Moonlight Box to travel in time and space.
N times back and forth, the machine broke down, which brought the Supreme Treasure to 500 years ago and saw Xia Zi, the great fairy of Pansi.
In order to get the box of moonlight, Supreme Bao reunited with Jingjing and fabricated a perfect lie.
In the process of competing for the box of moonlight, Princess Tiefan moved with Gankun, and everyone's identity was exchanged. This paragraph is really funny and brain-burning ~
After reuniting with Jingjing 500 years ago, Supreme Bao realized who he really loved, but all this didn't matter-because he knew that love in the world of mortals was only reincarnation, and saving the whole life was his mission.
Stephen Chow's performances and movies all reflect his nonsense style.
Since 199 1 saw a movie "playing truant with veyron" in Hong Kong, I found the content really boring and the performance style was totally out of my taste. After that, I stopped watching his performances or movies.
Think about the deepest memories, the happiness of childhood seems to stay yesterday. At that time, I couldn't afford vcd and dvd, and watching a good movie on CCTV was as happy as a holiday.
Now that I have grown up, I have my own book, and I can read whatever I want. But I can't find the speed of that year ... no, I can watch whatever I want, and the thief is happy.
I don't remember what I saw in the first Stephen Chow movie, and I don't remember from which clip I began to like Stephen Chow's movies, but what impressed me the most should be:
A comic book travels around the world
There are funny clips, but not the end of the comedy.
What impressed me most was the ending of the film. Stephen Chow threw away all the cartoons except one. Before leaving, he shouted: Don't worry, take care. Goodbye.
I failed my reading comprehension score again. I don't have to say what it embodied, but it touched me at that time.
(The picture is reproduced from the network)
After reading Stephen Chow's A Chinese Odyssey, I began to like him. This movie was released on 1995, which attracted me very much because my grade was in contact with the outside world. It was also through this film that I got to know Stephen Chow and fell in love with his comedies.
This film tells a sad and happy love story that spans time and space. I feel that whether Stephen Chow is married now has something to do with this drama.
People's youth is short-lived, and it really passes quickly if they don't cherish it. Cherish the people in front of you
In "Home-made Lingling Paint", A Qi and the hostess discussed sending white bags to the children who lost their fathers in the shopping mall, saying, "We met by chance, but we didn't know each other very well. Or send 500 yuan to show your heart, ok? "
"My 500 yuan, you help me pay first."
"I will get the 500 yuan Prize when I finish this task, and I will pay it back to you then!"
"Don't worry, I won't forget to borrow 500 yuan!"
I remember when I was a graduate student, I saw this plot and tears filled my eyes. I can't let it go for a long time!
I admire Stephen Chow's handling of tears in the comedy punch line, which goes straight to the bottom of my heart! ! !