2022 humorous sentences (selected 5 1 sentence)

It's easy to die, but it's too difficult to live.

3, medicine is three points poisonous, people are three points vulgar

4, water can carry a boat, but also can cook porridge.

5, moderate ambiguity is good for physical and mental health.

6. Get out of here as far as you are.

7. He is your husband and you are my wife.

8. I can't live as long as Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover.

9, the spirit of heaven, the spirit of the earth, money will soon appear.

10, clear water, no fish, invincible.

1 1. Q: What is money? A: I didn't!

12, ask what a sunny day is and ask someone to add cotton trousers.

13, I dedicated my youth to the computer.

14, wow, is the system unhappy? Say something nice and try again.

15. Spitting is used to count money, which is unreasonable.

16, the map is in hand, but there is no destination in my heart.

17. The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

18, the fortune teller said, you are just a passer-by in my life.

19, talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

20. It's as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

2 1, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.

22. There are no ladies in the world. If there are more people, there will be!

23. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, play it for me, too.

24. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

25, forget it, don't lose weight, do you like meat or not?

26. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

27. The person who had a secret crush yesterday changed his hairstyle and suddenly felt that he had changed his mind.

28. Why do I always keep an umbrella and the rain stays with me?

29. There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

I'm not a hypocrite. Although my integrity always looks suspicious.

3 1, mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy mosquito-repellent incense, it will always bite you.

Everyone should be happy, and we should enjoy more funny and humorous sentences!

33. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

34. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person either.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

36. I have been discouraged since I ate radish for dinner. I tried to hold my fart and burp.

37. The world is big and the bed is small. The two people in bed used to be very nice, but they can't be old.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

39. Close your eyes. I want to ask: Is there any pink eye disease and is it capable of infecting me?

40. Q: Bao Qingtian has a month on his forehead. Bao Zheng: I don't understand that grandpa is dark during the day.

4 1, it's the end of the world. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

42. Colleagues may be nervous about meeting customers. Hello, Mr. Liu. What's your last name?

43. I don't cry, make trouble or sleep. I have sleeping pills in my left hand and a rope in my right.

44. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I want to study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

45. I was played by mosquitoes all night while sleeping. When I woke up, I played with mosquitoes. I couldn't find them, but I found myself being played again.

46. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was angry: what can I do? Step on it and pay the price.

47. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I'm standing next to you, and you're playing with your mobile phone.

48. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I can't see you online, you can't see me online.

49. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, and you can only call her aunt.

50. Four major meetings: leaders spoke and took the lead in applauding. Lead the singer to tune. Take a shower and scratch your back. The leader picks up the girls and stands guard.

5 1, missing is like chocolate, bitter! That's great. I dare not miss you! I'm afraid I will miss you! I dare not say I miss you, but I miss you more! In fact, I really miss you, miss you and become a pig!