2023 funny circle of friends with pictures
2. You walked through my heart and wore high heels. Not only left footprints, but also stepped on blood.
3. When people reach middle age, it is a journey to the west! The pressure of Wukong, Bajie's figure, Lao Sha's hairstyle, Tang Priest's trip! It is getting closer and closer to the west.
Whether you are good or not, others don't know, but as soon as you get fat, everyone will know.
Don't forget that others were still running when you stopped to have a rest, so please trip him!
6. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.
7. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
8. Now men, what qualifications and elder sister said to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair.
I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy about moving back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."
10. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now!
1 1. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.
12. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."
13. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
14. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.
15. looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?
16. As an optimistic person in others' eyes, you are probably hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.
17. The secret of telling male compatriots not to wash dishes is that every time my wife asks you to wash dishes, she deliberately breaks the bowl, which makes her feel bad and won't let you wash dishes. This is my experience from kneeling on the washboard!
18. People fall in love by looks, romance and burning money. And I can only rely on each other's blindness!
19. Who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!
20. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "
2 1. It's good to be a star. Don't catch your husband cheating, the whole country will help you catch it.
22. No matter how beautiful the flowers are, they are just feed in the eyes of cows.
From today on, as long as they are my friends, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.
24. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles and poor skin.
25. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a cruel hand!
26. The teacher made the first couplet: Ginger is still old and spicy. Let the students make the second couplet. Xiao Ming immediately took out the next couplet: breasts are still bigger than women. Teacher: Xiaoming, get out of here.
27. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.
28. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate him at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.
29. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.
30. Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a short message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent me another message, "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.