56 words about ridicule_absolute classics

1 You have your background, and I have my story. It's not very hard, but don't touch it.

2 There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, unless there is one male and one female.

3 The failure of others is my happiness.

4 The world is as big as the one you lack.

5 Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

6 If you need anything, please yell at me!

8 Out of reach? Try it with your left foot and your right foot

9 It is happier to be one person’s woman than to be everyone’s goddess.

10 I have been a virgin for 24 years, and finally last night... it became 25 years.

11 A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf.

12 God, did you let summer and winter live together? What a hell of a weather!

13 Mom said it is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

14. The wife is boring, the lover is too tired, and the lady is too expensive. Why not hold a class reunion to break up the couple?

15 Although mistresses need to be new to be interesting, old friends are better.

16 Love is like a sneeze. You can sneeze accidentally, but you can't sneeze if you deliberately want to.

17. Why do friends always bite each other when they are together and miss each other when they are separated for a while?

18 After all, I couldn't beat that BMW. I could only watch it disappear in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off.

19 You have so many pimples on your face that the tractor will overturn if you drive on it.

20 I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. Please forgive me if it’s not to your taste.

21 Cui Yongyuan Natto is a kind of food. Those who believe that eating it can cure cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases are stupid.

22 The garden is full of spring scenery, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall.

23 It’s time to go to the street again. 10 women, 9 exposed, 9 exposed, 8 silk, 8 silk, 7 black, 7 black, 6 transparent, 6 transparent, 5 thick, 5 thick, 4 coquettish, 4 coquettish, 3 ugly, 3 ugly 2 fishing nets, 2 fishing nets, 1 hole in the season.

24 Diaosi will eventually counterattack, and fungus will never regain its fans.

25 To forget someone, you only need two things: new love and time.

26 When the college entrance examination results came out, the teacher took a deep breath and said to me: In fact, not passing the exam is a blessing to you and the university.

27 Only when you understand calmness can you understand life.

28 Weight loss is a topic that will never change. If you see someone standing next to a weighing scale, you will definitely not stand on it.

29 The correct mentality: just remember, don’t blame society. Life is hard and we cannot blame the government. If you don’t have money, you can’t blame member D.

30 A fox is not a monster, and being sexy is not coquettish.

31 Women use stockings to conquer men, and men use stockings to conquer banks.

32 I have never seen such a beautiful female lawyer. She will be very happy to be your client.

33 You can reflect people's shortcomings better than a mirror, you are more knowledgeable and talented than Zhuangzi, and you have more strategy than Sun Tzu, so everyone affectionately calls you: Grandson of Mirror Village.

34 Oh my god! This world is so crazy that even mice are being mistresses for cats!

35 Inspiration is not Cao Cao, it comes as you say ~

36 It is not necessarily a virgin who cries out in pain, but it is definitely a bitch who seduces a man.

37 I hate Qin Shihuang, he burned the books but didn’t finish them.

38 Question: Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Answer: Because of thermal expansion and contraction!

39 If you ignore me, I will become a dumpling. And it is the most famous in Tianjin.

40 People who hang out on QQ all day these days have nothing to do except go to work, and they are people who are unloved after get off work.

41 You have to be like a bad boy and don’t watch too many Don't listen to too many things, just do what you like!

42 Birthday is a stage, a test and an opportunity.

When in love, men will take advantage of this;

After marriage, women will take advantage of this.

43 There is a saying that there is a road in Huashan since ancient times.

This road up the mountain is the same road down the mountain. If there is another way, it is a free fall.

44 If you love her, put her in a wedding dress and then strip her naked with your own hands.

45 There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

46 A gaffe is to accidentally tell the truth.

47 I returned to the same place just to find my original face and replace my current mask.

48. Cover your own crotch and respect other people’s crotch.

49 I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

50 Without passionate kiss, how can there be rolling on the bed?

51 People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

52 The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight

At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Brother, let me go, you are blocking my mobile phone signal.

53. Drive an Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos whenever you have nothing to do.

54 There is no such thing as empathy in the world. Unless the needle pricks others, they will not know how painful it is.

55 My lowest goal is to be a farmer, have a mountain spring, and have some farmland; my highest goal is to be a Nobel Prize winner or to be ranked in Forbes.

56 When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt was stuck horizontally. Humorous and ridiculing words

Humorous and ridiculing words

1. You took a pig shopping and looked very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "It depends on a person's grade. It depends on who he is with." Before he finished speaking, that pig abandoned you with disdain!

2. You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work, but I found that Our wings are parallel to each other.

3. Occasional forgetfulness does not mean eternity. During the busy period, a faint longing lingers in my heart; during the lonely journey, please accept my ardent care and sincere blessings; I miss you, please let me Let’s eat!

4. From knowing you to this day, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two pieces of shit.

5. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. Being a human being is really difficult. But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

6. Men, be kind to your wife, be kind to your children, be filial to your parents, be loyal to your friends, be careful with your work, and be ruthless to yourself. After reading this Please hit your head with the phone in your hand!

7. Top-secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to eliminate a group of ugly and imbecile young people. You should immediately pack your things and go out to avoid them. Don’t thank me, leave quickly and pay attention to safety!

8. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you in the distance. I would like to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to you every day, even if all it can do is A simple action: shit on your head!

9. I look forward to it every day and think about it every night, I think about it all the time, I focus on my sight during the day, and I see you in my dream at night. My thoughts are spinning around you, why haven’t you come to me yet - 5 million!

10. In order to thank my friends for their love, we are now offering a weekend one-day trip with a full round trip by bus. The activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen oil stains in my house, scrubbing the toilet, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 210 people. , register as soon as possible!

11. On behalf of the Party Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission, and the Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan Office, I would like to make a strong protest to you: Why is there no Taiwan in the map of China you left behind when you wet the bed last night? ! ! Remember to make it up tonight.

12. A pair of fly mother and son were having a meal. The son frowned and asked his mother: "Mom, why do we eat poop every day?" The mother said: "Don't say such disgusting words while eating, hurry up Eat it while it’s hot! ”

13. One monk has to carry water to drink, and two monks have to carry water to drink. This classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old Taoist in the temple, but the old Taoist is holding a mobile phone and giggling.

14. A cheer awakens a dream! Say hello and dispel a bit of loneliness! A greeting warms a heart! A blessing and a feeling of concern! A word of "nothing" comforts a feeling of hesitation! A text message can wake up a pig!

15. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can’t see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass.

The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching?

16. Friendship is full of meaning to me. When you cry, I cry too. When you laugh, I laugh too. When you jump out of a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation. : "Wow, it would be strange not to die!"

17. Someone told me: sending text messages to the most talented, healthiest, most honest, and kindest people is the noblest thing; think about it. , I think this person must be you! If you feel the same way, please send me a reply!

18. I haven’t seen you for a while, but I really miss you! How are you over there? Did the tiger bully you? Do lions scare you? Have tourists thrown anything at you? Are you used to holding your phone with two little hooves and reading text messages?

19. Don’t be discouraged when you encounter setbacks. (Classic sentence) Work hard and don’t be discouraged. Strive to be strong and strong. Avoid being upset and don’t be angry. Live an optimistic life. Don’t be discouraged. Where there are many people, don’t be discouraged. Son

20. I really miss you! I call for dawn at night, and the stars in the sky understand my heart. There is only you in my heart! How can thousands of mountains and rivers block my love for you! I really miss you, dear...RMB!

21. The most romantic thing is to walk slowly with you and watch the eighty-year-old man being gentle with the old lady on the roadside; the happiest thing is to walk slowly with you and watch Your cheerful gait is my enjoyment! My pet dog is running around again!

22. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don’t think about food and drink. With you, my heart is concerned. Without you, I worry about gains and losses.

23. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the tips immediately: get an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, walk along the street and Spell: OK, OK!

24. Except for the wind, no one will understand the sadness of this city; except for the rain, no one will see the end of this story; except for you, no one is worth letting me care about and follow. ;Dear, I want to say to you: It’s time to pay back the money!

25. Judging from your apricot eyes, cherry mouth, curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and pretty face, you must have had your whole body plastic surgery. Allow!

26. I can’t resist missing you. I can only use images to express my love. Don’t laugh at my obsession with you, just because of the wise saying--Whoever has no shit in life from ancient times keeps a photo. Make toilet paper!

27. Thank you for being willing to listen to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all my unhappiness! Thank you for every minute and second you have walked with me. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wangcai, I can no longer live without you in my life.

28. I have been your friend for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you. Therefore, I will definitely do anything in my next life. I will pull weeds for you to eat.

29. Next is the moment to witness the miracle. Press the scroll button once and you will smile; press it twice and you will giggle; press it three times and you will laugh happily; press it four times and congratulations, A fool is born!

30. What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach for a walk; what should you do if you are hungry? Let’s have hot pot and shabu-shabu; what to do if you don’t have money? Find a fool to lie to you; what should you do if you don’t have the guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; what if I miss you? So send a text message and give it a try.

31. Without Pangu, there would be no chance of ape evolution; without oracle bones as stationery, history would be lifeless; without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be passed down for centuries? Without me sending you a message, who knew a pig could look at a cell phone?

32. Starting tomorrow, the city will decide to get rid of all the mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No need to say thank you!

33. When I met God that day, he promised me a wish. I said I hoped for world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo and hoped that He would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe and let me look at it again." Classic humorous and ridiculing quotations_humorous and ridiculing words_inspiring sentences

1 There are many great people, but there are too few who can recognize their own shortcomings.

2 The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You owe money and you have to pay it back!

3 The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

4. What is the most painful thing in a person’s life? It is that the person is not dead but the money is gone!

5 When I am bored, I go shopping and take out the garbage that others throw into the trash can and throw it on the ground.

6 I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

7 It is a kind of beauty for a woman to wear makeup before she is thirty years old, and it is a kind of virtue for a woman to wear makeup after she is thirty years old!

8 People who make love and mate! If the mandarin ducks play in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

9 If you don’t make decisions for the people when you are an official, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

10 Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

11 Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

12 It’s just a gust of wind, but it’s so eternal. It’s just a dream, but it’s so real. You lower your head and say nothing, but I can’t calm down. I finally can’t help but tell you Say: Next time you fart, please say it first.

13 The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and a man’s words are rarely true.

14 Where there are beauties, there are fantasies; where there are fantasies, there are gangsters!

15 Helpless, helpless. In fact, I am not useless.

I have many advantages that I can list and state.

But I don’t know why, I can’t get the respect and support of others.

16 I try my best to gather myself, just like the stone I hold tightly, in order to throw it farther!

17 Thoughts are like underwear, you must have them, but you cannot prove them to everyone you meet.

18 If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

19 It is the hero who emerges, the talent who emerges, and the fool who emerges.

20 Men are all lower body animals. Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness in the second half of your life, but they actually mean they will give you happiness in the lower body.

21 When your left hand is tired, switch to your right hand.

22 I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin in Japan!

23 With a big head and a thick neck, he is either the boss or the cook!

24 There is no opportunity for rehearsal in life, every moment is broadcast live.

25 From twenty to thirty-two, these are the most important 12 years of life. The goal is a wife, children, house, car, money, and face.

26 A woman who does well is a sister-in-law, but a woman who does not do well is a bitch.

27 If marriage is the tomb of love, celebrating a wedding anniversary once a year is like sweeping the tomb.

28 A man’s lies can deceive a woman’s night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man’s life.

29 It’s not that I’m obsessed with legends, it’s just that legends are so beautiful.

30 Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius could not solve.

31 The cruelty of life is that after the capitalist has exploited the remaining labor value, his wife has to exploit all the economic value...

32 Smoking countless times and drinking until vomit. Driving into a tree and slow-walking on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but in fact, you can’t even move when you see a beautiful woman.

33 I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth!

34 I really want to become a monk, but there is always something I can’t let go of and I don’t have a girlfriend.

35 When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close, spiders will spread. To hang the net.

36 Every bad man is equipped with good looks, otherwise he would not be a bad man.

37 Marriage is a banquet. The better the food, the more dishes will be washed.

38 Those who are close to fools are stupid, those who are close to wisdom are wise, those who are close to poverty are poor, and those who are close to rich are noble.

39 The trouble of not having a girl: When you meet a bad man, you want to run away, but when you meet a good man, you are eliminated.

40 The most disgusting thing is that our favorite ice cream is also made like poop, specially made for you to circle a few times.

41 Some people say that I don’t believe in savages, which is really an injustice to me.

I know that there are many savages now. Some savages have become scientists, and some have become judges.

Of course, most of the savages are the hosts.

42 What is money when it comes to the world? Just ask the bitch to promise me your body.

43 I have been an official for ten years, but if something happens to me, it will be all over.

44 If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

45 Love is like playing basketball. Grab it with all your strength, chase it with all your strength, and throw it away without hesitation when you get it.

46 There are only two types of men: one is lustful, and the other is very lustful!

47 Without passionate kissing, where is the rolling on the bed?

48 You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.

49 Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

50 Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent this way.

51 Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. I asked the old lady to put on red lips to give you some color.

52 The pride of a loser: Being a loser is better than being on the toilet, at least no one poops or pees on his head.

53 A day of being a nun and a day of ringing the clock. Buddha said: Degeneration is rebirth. I am going to degenerate. Don’t make any noise~ I will strangle you if you wake up.

54 Taking off clothes is A beast, wearing clothes is like a beast.

55 Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people see it.

56 I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, I will be in vain. alive.

57 Four years ago, if a girl got angry at me for no reason, I would silently try to calm down. She was coming to Dayi Mama.

Four years later, if another girl loses her temper at me for no reason, I will silently try to calm down. She must be Dayi's mother who did not come on time.

58 A good reputation is a woman’s best dowry.

59 Spring is here, and a group of wild geese are flying north, sometimes forming a B-shape, and sometimes a T-shape.

60 Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and only if you love hard work will you win a dime.

61 The child is thinking about issues related to heredity and environment.

The mother interjected: This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is genetic; if he is like his neighbor, it is environment.

62 You don’t have a head, or you have mold on your head! !

63 Don’t talk to me about life, quit!

64 A first-class man has a home outside his home;

A second-class man has flowers outside his home;

A third-class man looks for a home among flowers;

A fourth-class man comes home from get off work;

A fifth-class man’s wife is not at home;

A sixth-class man has no wife or home.

65 There is no grass anywhere in the world. If you want to find it, don’t look for it in the workplace. There are only a few people in the workplace, not to mention the quality is not good.

66 The white-collar workers got their salary today, paid the rent, water, electricity and gas bills, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the remaining money in their pockets, and sighed: Alas! This month’s salary is white-collar again!

67 In the shower, please do not disturb, please buy tickets for peeping, 40% off for individuals, 20% off for groups, booking phone number: I won’t tell ordinary people!

68 Flowers come in all kinds of red, and people and dogs are different.

69 When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when a man and a woman cheat together, it is called love.

70 Life is not an audition, there is no version of pampering for a lifetime.

71 A company is recruiting, and the English name of the next girl to be interviewed is spring.

The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English proficiency and shouted: Hi! That one named Chun, it's your turn!

72 As the saying goes: A true man would rather die than surrender; but as the saying goes: A true man can bend and stretch.

73 It seems that ordinary people cannot resist the power of mistress.

74 Complete love exists between two hearts and between two legs.

75 Scandal is when you take an ugly girl out and you hear what the people around you say.

76 War: If you can’t untie it with your tongue, bite it with your teeth!

77 Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it.

78 Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

79 Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

80 Dating is sales, falling in love is called direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract brides is bidding.

81 I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Have you had enough to eat today?

Did you sleep well?

Will it be cold late at night?

I have always known that you just can't take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pig pen.

82 The road to success is paved with goals. Big goals are more useful than no goals, and small goals are more useful than big goals. If you don’t risk your life now, your life will be at your mercy in the future.

83 It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

84 Failure is the mother of success, and success is the mother of failure.

85 I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.

86 When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock~~

87 You are gold and I am coal, you will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

88 The old lady grinding the iron pestle into a needle is an idiom story, while the young man grinding the needle into an iron pestle is an adult story.

89 You must eat appropriately to lose weight effectively.

90 I study on purpose, work on purpose, live on purpose, and live like a human being on purpose!

91 Being single is enlightenment, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awakening, getting married is a mistake, and getting divorced is a great enlightenment! Without a lover, you are a waste, but with too many lovers, you are an animal!

92 The accountant said to you: Come and collect your salary later. I don’t have any change right now.

93 They all pretended to be virgins, so I had to pretend to be experienced.

94 Those who are near pigs will be fat, and those who are near urine will be coquettish. 68 Funny Quotes_Quotes to Make Fun of Friends

1 This guy is so crazy, his breath is louder than athlete’s foot.

2. Go out of your way to protect your friends, and go out of your way to protect your friends from women.

3 When you rob a bank, come quickly and remember to put socks on your head. It is best to buy Langsha brand

4 You hate me. It's okay I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

5 You laugh that I am different from you, but I laugh that you are all the same.

6 The sweat and tears you shed today are all because your brain was filled with water.

7 Don’t hang yourself on one tree, find a few more trees and try.

8 Your shameless look has the charm of my youth.

9 You are as beautiful as a tree in the wind, handsome and unrestrained, loved by everyone, and blooming like flowers. You must be the best among scum, a beast among beasts, and a fighter among garbage. Oh too!

10 I like it when you take the initiative to find me, so that I can be sure that you won’t find me annoying.

11 Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

12 I am not Super Mario and cannot pay for the RMB you want.

13. Some students should not turn their heads beyond the yellow-red angle when taking exams.

14 After the first kiss, a woman will regard the kiss as an investment put out, but a man will regard it as a loan withdrawn.

15 God created the virgin, and I created the woman.

16 Some people always want God to know when they do good deeds, and they always want even ghosts to know about bad deeds.

17 For a better divorce, let’s get married!

18. The bedside conversation between husband and wife is actually a kind of spice of life, which is especially important for women.

But sometimes, it’s not that I don’t want to say it, I’m just a little sleepy...

19. Everyone says that being a human being is tiring, and I feel the same way.

Wear a wig, a mask, glasses, and a smile.

Put on underwear, put on outer clothes, then put on coat, put on underwear, put on outer pants, then put on belt,

Put on socks, put on shoes, then put on Tie your shoelaces and do this every day until you go to heaven.

20 Go your own way and let cats and dogs talk.

21 I want to serve the people, but it is impossible to serve everyone and all the people;

I want to serve people like my relatives, friends, acquaintances, and beauties. Service,

This alone is enough to keep me busy, how can I still have the energy to serve other people and other people?

22 It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

23 It is a blessing for a woman to kiss a man, and it is a blessing for a man to kiss a woman.

24 The way of this world is the way of another world. As long as you are an official, you will have the way.

25 I am not a casual person; but once I become casual, I am no longer a human being.

26 Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle, if you don’t believe me, call him out and ask!

27 The garden is full of spring scenery and I can’t keep it in, so I pulled Hong Xing out of the wall.

28 In this life, are you here to lend money or to pay off debts?

29 When asked what love is in the world, the sage said: trash.

30 As long as a man has money, he can have a relationship with whomever he wants.

31 Today he is a majestic rooster, but tomorrow he may become a dishonored feather duster.

32 You are not afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but you are afraid of surprises when you open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

33. Money can make ghosts push millstones, and money can make millstones push ghosts.

34 Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor.

If you pay sincerity but don’t get grace, it only shows the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

35 Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

36 College students = eating + sleeping + falling in love. Pigs = eating + sleeping. Therefore, college students = pigs + falling in love. From the above, college students - falling in love = pigs, that is, college students who do not fall in love are pigs.

37 Hello: Today is International Women's Day. On behalf of the International Women's Federation, I officially inform you that all women's toilets and women's baths are open to you free of charge. Please come.

38 The motto of non-drinkers: Eat your own food and let others spit it out.

39 In real society, low-key people are the most charming.

40 I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your pointing.

41 Thanks to my figure, even if I am bloated, I can travel around the world.

42 Don’t be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like rogue rabbits.

43 You have a big chest and no brains.

Reply: It’s better than you being small-chested and brainless.

44 It takes ten thousand years from a monkey to a human, but only a bottle of wine from a human to a monkey~

45 Let’s go! The further you go, the better, please don’t stop Hang on to me, I really can't stand you anymore,

You will only bring me harm, the more kind you are to me, the more painful I will be

Fly away, damn mosquitoes !

46 Everyone says I am an actor because my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl.

47 I am very poor, my servants are also very poor, and my gardener is also very poor. Poor, my driver is also very poor.

48. When work and love are unsatisfactory, you can take out your little brother, stare at it, and meditate on the spirit it contains:

It can be long or short, thick or thin, or stretched. Music can be soft or hard, if you learn it, the difficulties you face will be nothing!

49 A woman chooses a posture that makes her life irreplaceable.

50 As long as your feet are still on the ground, don’t take yourself too lightly; as long as you are still living on the earth, don’t take yourself too seriously.

51 When I give birth to a son in the future, I want him to be named So Handsome. Then when others see me, they will call him So Handsome Dad.

52 People should not be judged by their appearance, and mistresses should not be judged by their judgment.

53 I must appear in your household registration book. Even if I can’t be your husband, I can also be your baby daddy.

54 In love, some people regard death as home; in marriage, some people regard home as death.

55 It’s not that I look down on you, but I just don’t care about you at all.

56 It is not necessarily a good thing for all people to stand on one side, for example, they all stand on one side of a boat.

57 Men are there to rely on, so they must be reliable; women are there to love, so they must be cute.

58 Many people fall in love with the wrong person because of loneliness, but more people fall in love with the wrong person and remain lonely all their lives.

59. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

60 I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world.

61 True love is like a UFO - you have only heard of it but never seen it. Even if you see it, 99.9% of it is fake. , if you really meet that 0.1%, congratulations, you have found aliens!

62 The highest level of eating at a buffet: support the wall to enter and support the wall to exit.

63 A man who has a one-night stand is a romantic, and a woman who has a one-night stand is a slut.

64 The next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door,

quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with the quilt, and stretch out my big hand< /p>

Look, my phone has a blue screen.

65 Behind a man who socializes a lot there is a resentful woman, and behind a man who does not socialize at all there is a super resentful woman.

66 Corrupt officials are everywhere, squandering money and drinking and drinking.

67 Don’t fall in love with me, hypocritical! If we can, let's get married!

68 God gave you a pair of wings, you should be braised