53 sentences of offensive copywriting without any curse words

1. "You should take more cosmetics to increase your inner beauty"

2. "How many years have you been marinating your mouth? It tastes so good"

3. "I know your intestines are straight, but you can't pull it out of your mouth, right?"

4. "As a typical failure, you are really successful.

5. "My eyes are not dye vats, they cannot hold your various colors.

6. "You don't do anything that has anything to do with people.

7. "You are so arrogant, are you protected by the Animal Association?"

8. "You have been pretending to be a human being for decades, are you tired?"

9. "Does your family live in a Bagua map? It's so weird"

10. "You are not good at nothing. When it comes to causing trouble for others, you have already reached the pinnacle."

11. "Being fat is called fitness. You are so thin, you should be called strong bones."

12. "Three legs are not long, what are you pretending to be here"

13. "Notre Dame de Paris collapsed, you #have nowhere to go"

< p>14. "These are all things you have experienced, right? The details are so perfect"

15. "Where did you buy your confidence? Please link"

16." Write a book when you have time. I think you are quite good at talking."

17. "Your family lives by the sea, so the management is so lenient."

18. "I suggest you go play Guan Fei Let’s experience the feeling of having a horse.”

19. “You are from Dunhuang, there are so many murals.”

20. “Which page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas are you on? .

21. "I'm a courier. If I say you're a small item, you are a small item."

22. "The lipstick on your big face looks like the big pancake fruit."

23. "I am a car repairman. If I say you are the spare tire, you are the spare tire."

24. "Look at you, you are as clear-headed as a zebra."

25. “Little things look so random”

26. “Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, the grass is fragrant.

27. “Here you go” One shovel hit the medical insurance # card arrears."

28. "I know you are a straight person, so you can't use your mouth, right?

29. "You were born with Durex "I wrote an apology letter"

30. "Zhen Ji threw it from your window and bounced it with her second skill

31. "The little mouth is like wiping off Selu,"

32. "You should never be a vegetarian again in your life. The cauliflower is not as colorful as yours."

33. “What brand of plastic bag do you have that can hold it so well?”

34. “Don’t you need to keep your head as a legacy?”

35 ."It's getting cold, remember to cover more #soil,

36."Kazik comes to your house to trigger isolation and helplessness,

37."You can't be found on Baidu, Sogou That's it.

38. "Are you a plastic bag? Can it be packed in?"

39. "Are you counting Vx steps in the canyon?"

40. “I really envy the skin on your face, it’s so well-maintained.

41. "Let's go eat fish together sometime. I think you are quite picky.

42. "What breed are you and why are you so fierce?

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43. "You immediately jump out at someone when they say something. Your partner has been cheating on you for months without you noticing.

44. "My wife is demure and dignified, and her flowers are light and springy."

45. "You are good at cooking, I think you are good at adding fuel and vinegar."

46. "Which Feng Shui treasure land were you dug up?"

47. "You are brave and good at fighting without losing your family tradition"

48. "You are really brave. , without losing the family style.

49. “How strong does it take to support your fragile soul?”

50. “Others want to fly a plane and hit you. Gemini is the only one, but you can have the same power as long as you skydive.

51. "My memory has not been very good recently, and I have forgotten whether I gave you face.

52. "You Stand still, I'm going to buy some oranges.

53. "Why can you always trigger Mantis Passive"