520 friends circle talks about Daquan funny.

1. Today is Valentine's Day in the west. Fortunately, I'm from the north. 2. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin. 3. Stop saying that you are single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead. 4. Love is something that only a madman can do, and it is a kind of insanity recognized by society. 5. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it. 6. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures. 7. If you don't want to be a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi. 8, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, like to take away. 9. A good man is a woman who sleeps repeatedly for a lifetime! ! 10, May 20th online Valentine's Day is coming, I wonder if there will be any objects falling. 1 1. Come and be my wife when the girl is tired. 12, don't say that you have loneliness and spirit, but you are actually a single dog. 13. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind! 14. The boat of friendship will turn over when it is said, and the boat of love will sink when it is said. Only single dog's ship can stand. 15, in a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions. Dogs have long since lived to your age. You should be a single turtle. 16, your Valentine's Day was robbed by my lover. 17, May 20th, online Valentine's Day is coming, I wonder if there will be objects falling. 18, the girl is tired, come and be my wife. 19, Valentine's Day is coming, I am alone. Am I destined to be alone all my life? 20. Your circle of friends is called donuts. 2 1, I scold you for your own good, and you should learn something from it, such as self-knowledge. 22. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like. 23. Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret. 24, just be single, don't be jealous, don't cry, don't care, don't be afraid of leaving, don't be afraid of losing, don't be afraid of being cheated and betrayed, and don't be afraid of sentimentality. 25. Everyone says that I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse! 26. I am really comfortable to see people who are not pleasing to the eye add trouble to your hearts. 27. A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, but it really hit my foot! 28. The person who will marry me in the future, Valentine's Day is coming, so don't do anything sorry for me. 29. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple. I broke up with her today, so I'm happy to be single. 3 1, generally good-looking people are single, such as me. 32. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person. 33. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single. 34, what 520, tomorrow 52 1 not that I love you. 522 is also the crazy festival of my second love. I like parting days. I like suicide day. I love my narcissism festival. I like skipping classes. I like to eat food festivals. 528. I like to undress shirtless. I like drunken festivals. As long as life is interesting, every day is a holiday! 35. All beautiful people began to receive 520 gifts. I looked in the mirror and gave up. There are two kinds of people: one is beautiful; An ugly one. I'm caught in the middle. It's ugly. I don't believe that 520 can't get a gift. I only believe in 502, a drop forever, only three seconds, and never part. Quality guaranteed, 502 trustworthy! 36. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name. Let's talk about Daquan Funny 2 1, "What are you going to do with 520" and "Skip". 2, ugly people over 520, the United States sells air conditioners. Hello, everyone, this is my second cup with half price. Oh, sorry, I can have two drinks alone. ) thank you. 4. It will be 520 soon. Whoever gives me 250 to show his love, I will seal his mouth with 502. May 20th is a day of special significance. Not only Wednesday, but also a whole day in the 24 solar terms. There is nothing to send today, just send a few people who like to show their love and leave my circle of friends. 7、 520? Give him face. He is 520. If you don't give him face, he will next Wednesday! 8. I prefer 502 to 520. A drop is firm and will never part. 9,520, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend. My girlfriend is excellent. She is not spoiled, pretentious, stuffy, scheming, clingy, money-worshipping, violent, timid, moody and nonexistent. 10, 520 soon. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I have dog food here. 1 1. Last night, I asked Jackson Yi 520 what the gift was for me. He pushed me into a corner, gently put my hand on his belt and said, I will open the presents this year. 12,520 Are you short of light bulbs? Sitting and eating without talking, I'll leave after eating. Really, I can take your picture or retouch it. 13,520 I rented it myself. Your girlfriend didn't answer her phone or return her messages. 14, Valentine's Day alone, 520 alone, let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability. 15, can wechat make online dating? Can't unload, can't afford to spend youth, and enthusiasm can't afford to wait. It's really too late to find someone immediately after 520. If you want to express yourself, you can write privately now, otherwise it would be a bit deliberate to add 19. 16, it's a pity that Jackson Yee can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings. Today is "520". Do you need someone to play your girlfriend? It doesn't matter if you have money, mainly because I love performing 18, wishing my boyfriend "520". 19,520 You'd rather be a dog than confess to me. I'll write down this blood feud first. 20. If you are single, it doesn't matter, just call dad, and you will be a family in the future. 2 1. Just transfer 2000 to me now. I received my 13 14 and 520 transfers at 00:00 on May 20th. You can take screenshots and send them to your circle of friends! You should have what others have! I won't allow you to lose to anyone! 22. My partner said that we would spend "520" together tomorrow, right? The elephant said, no, the zoo won't let me. 23. "520" is not transferred to you. You can call me. You can transfer the money to me first, and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. With the change of the avatar, the sweet words are moving to death. Thank you! Just what you need, my major. 24. The most touching thing my boyfriend did was not to bother me, and he hasn't appeared yet. 25, heroes don't ask the source, single regardless of age 26, single for a long time, even can't like it. 520 friends circle talks about Daquan Funny 3 1. Today is Valentine's Day. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I am a professional dog food seller. 2. Ugly people can't wait to find someone, while handsome people still stick to the principle of staying single. 3. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 25432nd day. I prefer 502 to 520. A drop is firm and will never part. 5. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead. 6. Liking someone who doesn't like himself is probably because I treat you as my life and you treat me as a disease. 7. True love is that he can pass by thousands of beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian and see you at a glance. 8. I kissed your face, full of cream, bb cream and sunscreen. I feel like I ate a lot of money in one bite. 9. Give me money, love or go out. Why can't you give me love and share my bread? 10,520 soon, I have a small wish that can be realized: my lover can't love my family! 1 1, don't send photos everywhere to show your love on May 20, in case you hit your face. 12, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you 13, I'm ready for Valentine's Day. Where can I find my boyfriend? 14. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day. 15. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair. 16, God will not treat spoony people badly, but will only die. 17, the only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot. 18, Valentine's Day statement: I don't want to fall in love, I don't want it.