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The sentences written by 20xx are very funny.
1. If you don't want to live, go to hell. If you can't die, you live.
2. I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.
3. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
Besides love, there are carrots in other people's fields.
No matter who you are, no matter junior high school or senior high school, we will always be the worst class in the teacher's mouth in recent years.
Undeniably, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century.
7. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
8. Don't feel like an idiot just because you are tanned.
9. Don't think that you are superman outside wearing a pair of underwear, not to mention you are wearing boxers.
10. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!
Classic 20xx writes funny sentences.
1. Don't forget that behind the smug charm is a P-eye.
Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!
Don't challenge your password with Trojan horse.
4. Don't watch AV all the time, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.
5. Don't look at me as black, I am chased, don't look at you as white, you can't play.
6. Don't look back and love your back.
7. Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.
8. We must adhere to the business characteristics of "all guests enter the door" and "one knife kills one knife" to ensure our store's high profit of 200% continuously.
9. I tried to turn over the salted fish in this issue, and the result was completely sticky.
10. I wanted to eat my sadness bit by bit, but I ate it into meatballs bit by bit.
1 1. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people. .
12. Baby, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, and you count the moon.
13. No one should look down on people with low IQ.
14. Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.
15. Where are you from? Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me?
16. When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, I'll go out!
17. I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.
18. The worst thing in love life is that you can't find a condom.
19.e. I want to be an ant. I can be happy for half a year for a grain of rice.
Do you know that you are in trouble when your mother calls out your full name?
The latest 20xx writes funny sentences.
1.◎ Women are like clothes, but big sister is the temperament you can't wear.
The teacher said: there is no regret medicine, only rat medicine.
Pleasant goat is very similar to Journey to the West. Catch every episode, but never eat it.
With a textbook in your left hand and a lighter in your right, you won't order anything there.
I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so blue and the sea is so clear. Lovely you are swimming in the sea, and I poked you in the back with that twig on the shore: hey, this little bastard is quite hard!
I dreamed of you yesterday. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You were on the blue beach, and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard.
7. The most familiar stranger, makeup ex-girlfriend, married boyfriend. What is really expensive is not the house price, but the woman's heart.
8. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. I wake up every 16 hours.
9. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.
10. Recently, all the poor flies at home have gone to other homes.
1 1. My biggest dream is that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will pick me up.
12. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than 24 hours a day, just enough is enough and don't overdo it.
13. Tell jokes on Mount Everest. cold
14. Many people are looking for him. Unexpectedly, he is in sogou.
15. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?
16. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.
17. Grab the child's hand and drag him away. If the child doesn't leave, drag it away and feed it to the dog.
18. knowing what you can do shows that you are growing; Knowing what you can't do shows that you are maturing.
19. I know that maybe we won't be together in the end, but I still want to give you everything beautiful.
20. knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, I am invisible.
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20xx Funny Sentences (Classic)
1) You can break my heart, but never let me give up.
If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have kicked you out.
3) Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway-
4) I admit that sometimes I am too sentimental, but I can't stop it. I can only savor all kinds of ups and downs by myself.
5) Children treat toys as companions, while adults treat partners as toys.
6) If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him.
7) You always stop and go on the emotional road. Are you clumsy?
8) Fate makes you lose a wave, and it will definitely give you a wave in the end.
9) Every time I accidentally drop a melon seed, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.
I like making friends with women! High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation!
1 1) It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.
12) control the FM knob and voice control switch, otherwise it will bring you a lot of trouble.
13) the highest level of fat people is to wear school pants into jeans.
14) drowning 3,000, take it all.
15) It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.
16) When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too.
17) I didn't understand what this meant until I saw you. The poor must have compassion.
18) She teaches you to cherish, but you use it to accompany others. You taught him love, but he spent the rest of his life with another person.
19) People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.
20) I found that no matter whether I have money or not, I use iphone in TV series, which is a fake explosion.
20xx funny sentences (popular articles)
1) There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.
2) Confucius said: No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love. The world is full of love.
3) Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes
4) [Don't be too crazy after learning to bully, your boss may be scum]
5) Women take away your disguise.
Hard life needs no explanation.
7) Let the storm come more violently, and let those MM who wear miniskirts dare not go out.
8) The beginning of life, the nature of sex.
9) If you don't believe me, why should I deceive myself again?
10) There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.
1 1) Men think it's flirting, while women think it's affection.
12) Xia said: Your Majesty, I will wait for you by Daming Lake and become a monster.
13) I'm sorry it didn't look like you liked.
14) let me give you a happy mother's day: hello, wife, you are the big leader of our family. Mother's day is really good. You celebrate the festival and I take care of my work.
15) Your hypocrisy gradually made me see your true colors.
16) If I can't be Teletubbies and Spongebob, I'll be a computer baby.
17) Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is fake.
18) I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.
19) It's too late to give up, only to find that betrayal is indifferent and I don't know how to face it.
20) I haven't weighed myself for half a year because of my heart. Inches. Yes. Count.
20xx funny sentences (latest)
1) When I woke up, I thought I was taller, but the quilt cover was horizontal.
2) The head shape is not hard and the love is uncertain. The leather shoes are not bright, so I can't find the object.
3) How many times have I told you that my tears are coming out and I will die if I see my weakness.
4) It is a waste to have a body to do and retain.
5) Never learn from others whether the person you love is good or not and whether you feel love.
6) I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.
7) My principle is that if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry.
8) I want to be RMB in my next life, so that you will never forget me.
9) Tanks bound for spring!
10) Never believe what the lyrics say. They can write anything that rhymes!
1 1) I want to write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into my lungs, and leave you in the nearest place!
12) Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
13) running snails.
14) What you can't go back is the past, what you can't reach is the future, and only the present can be grasped.
15) As the saying goes, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower!
16) The teacher said to put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, so I wanted to put myself on it.
17) I also called myself naive.
18) The difference between you and a plate of shit is that you don't have a plate.
19) Tanabata is coming again. . . The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.
20) No one has died since ancient times, so you die first.
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1. People have lost their waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?
You keep your word, and I won't pay you back if I say no.
A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.
There is only one difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.
You can't hang yourself from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.
6. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
7. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully!
8. Youth has never wronged us, but we have wronged youth.
9. Beast, let go of that girl! I will do it.
10. I can't play chess, calligraphy or painting, so I'm tired, tired, tired, tired.
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1. Dear, let's dye our white hair together, so that we can grow old together.
Dear, you must believe me, I am dizzy even when I take a boat, let alone have two feet on both sides.
3. Look at this young man. It's weird. I'm going to Thailand first, and then to Korea. I will marry him when I come back.
In fact, the first thing I want to do when I get up in the morning is to sleep.
In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.
Actually, I've always been very popular. I was loved by everyone when I was a child, and now I am loved by a bitch.
7. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration. . .
8. In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.
9. In fact, men say they like you, but in fact they just like their bodies.
10. Friends are like quilts. What really warms you is your own body temperature.
1 1. Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
12. Fat people's favorite line to hear when watching martial arts movies should be that sentence: skinny!
13. Occasionally, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.
14. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
15. Women love two kinds of flowers, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.
16. Four favorite animals for women: scallops and pearls; Bear hair; Crocodile leather bag; Donkey pays for the above.
17. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.
18. It is a kind of happiness for a woman to kiss a man, and it is a kind of food for a man to kiss a woman.
19. Women live longer than men, and software is more durable than hardware.
20. Women? A princess for one day. After ten months as a queen, I worked hard all my life. A man? Be a prince for one day, a slave for ten months, and a poor peasant for life.
The latest 20xx funny sentences classic sentences
1. What a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks, but how many women her man can refuse for her.
2. Women have a lot of eloquence, but not many figures; Men are often numbers, not money.
3. Girls care about the happiness of the second half of life, while boys care about the comfort of the second half.
Nobel invented the bomb, which brought countless disasters to mankind and he himself became a great man.
Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.
6. If you don't work hard when you are young, you can only drink northwest wind when you are old.
Young women like rich people, so try a 60-year-old man.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
9. Age is not a problem, height is not a problem of distance, but it is no use without feelings.
10. You can stick a door to ward off evil spirits and lie in bed for contraception.
1 1. You are only worth 1.25 yuan to me. Will never appreciate.
12. When you called me a bitch, I wondered if you were introducing yourself.
13. You walk in the Jianghu, so the Jianghu is polluted by you.
14. If you mess with me again, I will write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.
15. You don't have a medical certificate. Why did you say I was crazy?
16. You already know that the B2 bomber is a high-tech weapon, but maybe you don't know-you are more high-tech! Because, you are the younger brother of B2-punk (B3)!
17. As soon as you leave Baishan, there are no birds, and thousands of people are destroyed.
18. You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.
19. You said you would wait for me, but you did. You found someone to wait with.
20. You said you would love me with your life, and later I learned that you are a nine-life cat.
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20xx funny and humorous sentences
1. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.
I am not a casual person, but I am not a person at all.
I don't cry, make trouble or sleep. I take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a rope in my right hand.
I'm not pretending to be a gentleman. Although my integrity always looks suspicious.
I dedicated my youth to the computer.
The secret admirer changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt a change of heart.
7. Ask what a sunny day is and ask someone to add a pair of cotton trousers.
8. Q: Why is there a moon on Bao Qingtian's forehead? Bao Zheng: I didn't know I was dark during the day.
9. Q: What is money? A: It's something I don't have!
10. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.
Classic 20xx humorous sentences
1. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
2. Why does the rain have to stay with me when I don't have an umbrella?
3. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.
4. I ate radish for dinner and kept deflating. I tried to hold my fart and burped.
There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
6. Wow, is the system unhappy? Say something nice and try again.
7. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
8. Colleagues may be nervous when they meet customers. Say teacher Liu as soon as you open your mouth. Hello, may I know your name? anxious
9. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.
10. Cold as a joke, life is like nonsense.
1 1. Lingling, another ice cream.
12. Heaven works, earth works, and Qian Qi works quickly.
13. Sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful thing.
14. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.
15. As long as Taiwan Province Province doesn't take it back, I will pass Grade 4 in one day.
16. He is your husband and you are my wife.
17. The fortune teller said that you are just a passer-by in my life.
18. Forget it, if you don't lose weight, whether you like meat or not will increase or decrease.
19. Four major events: the leader spoke and took the lead in applauding. Lead the singer and tune up. The leader took a bath and scratched his back. The leader picks up the girls and stands guard.
20. It is easier to die than to live.
The latest 20xx humorous sentences
1. You can go as far as you want.
2. Missing is like chocolate, bitter! That's great. Dare not miss you! Afraid of missing you! I dare not say I miss you, but I'm afraid I miss you more! In fact, I really miss you, miss you, and become a pig!
3. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.
4. I was played by mosquitoes all night when I slept, but I woke up to play with dead mosquitoes, but I couldn't find them, only to find that I was played again.
5. Clear water means no fish, and people are invincible.
6. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
7. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.
8. I have a map in my hand, but I have no destination in my heart.
The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you.
10. Put your eyes away. I want to ask: Are your eyes red? You can infect me.
1 1. Moderate ambiguity is good for physical and mental health.
12. it's a drug with three points of toxicity, and a person with three points of vulgarity.
13. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.
14. There are no ladies in the world. There are more people pretending, and there is one!
15. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I'm standing next to you and you're playing with your fucking cell phone.
16. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.
17. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, you can only call aunt. . .
18. It's the end of the world. There's something I've been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.
19. The world is very big and a bed is very small. The two people in bed used to be very nice, but they can't grow old together.
20. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine in the battle? The company commander was furious: what can I do? Pay the price for stepping on it.