Quick humorous copywriting phrases

I recommend the following humorous copywriting sentences to cool things down:

1. Today’s wind made me understand that I can do without love, but I can’t do without a coat!

2. I’m so annoyed. I suddenly realized that being thick-skinned is useless. The wind will still make you cold!

3. Normally it doesn’t matter what I want, but today as long as I open the window, it will be windy and rainy!

4. The recent bad weather makes me feel like I am opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

5. Cold is just one word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

6. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up.

7. It’s cold. Please don’t ask me to put on more clothes. Please come up and hug me directly.

8. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

9. The learning mode cannot be started because it is too cold, too lazy to move, and the machine is stuck.

10. When the weather gets cold, you need to make more money, because winter clothes are more expensive than summer clothes.