Crosstalk jokes suitable for two middle school students, a little funny, a little fun, kneel down!

B: I can't remember the pronunciation of the words girl and miss!

A: If you can't remember, you have to practice again and again!

I have an idea!

A: What way!

B: English words plus Chinese translation!

A: That won't do.

B: Is there anything wrong with that?

It's not good for your future English study!

I don't care so much. I remember all these translations!

2. A: Oh, it's great to be admitted!

B: Yes, I brought back four papers at once, adding up to *** 100!

A: 25 points on average!

B: My dad saw it and scolded me for a long time.

A: You should be scolded! Is there anyone who learns English like you!

B: Dad added a dish to me in the evening, and the soles were braised in brown sauce! I am completely disillusioned!

How can you talk nonsense!

Dare I tell the truth? Besides, to be honest, I can't die. Oh!

A: Well, it seems that you are unlucky enough. My condolences to you!

Let's go, it's getting late. I have to go to the hospital to change my dressing!

Ok, then go!

People should be polite.

Politeness is very important.

A: Politeness is the fire of winter, the adhesive of feelings, the key to friendship and the warm hand of a friend in need.

B: It seems that you really need to be polite.

For example, when we meet for the first time in the morning, we usually say hello: "Good morning"! Don't underestimate this sentence: "Good morning", which makes people feel psychologically warm.

That's true.

5. Just kidding. Now we are close friends like brothers.

Yes, special iron.

A: If I were Nintendo.

B: I'm Contra, my best playmate.

If I were Harry Potter.

B: Then I am Dumbledore. I care about you all the time.

If I were Optimus Prime.

B: Then I am Bumblebee, a close comrade-in-arms.

A: If I were a corn cannon.

Then I am a tall nut. Okay, plants vs. zombies.